Celebs With No Class

Lindsay Lohan / Mischa BartonThis is the time of year when many college-bound guys and girls enjoy their last summer of freedom before heading off to the halls of higher education.  While a BA is by no means a Hollywood prerequisite, lately there seem to be a large number of college-aged stars who are choosing nightclubs over bookclubs. 

From Lindsay Lohan to Kristin Cavallari, check out which stars are studying hard and which are partying hard.

Linday Lohan
Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay may not be taking any academic classes, but the just turned 20-year-old is no stranger to pulling an all-nighter.  From LA to NY and back, keeping up with Lindsay's nightlife escapades can be harder than getting into an Ivy league school. While teen movies like "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls" put her on the Hollywood map, Lindsay seems to have graduated to more adult fair with "A Prairie  Home Companion" and upcoming roles in "Chapter 27" and "Bobby."

Hilary and haley DuffHilary and Haylie Duff

Hilary, 18, and her older sister Haylie, 21, seem to do everything together.  They've recorded songs together, will co-star in the upcoming film "Material Girls" and enrolled in online courses at Harvard together. With past credits like "Raise Your Voice" and "The Perfect Man," here's hoping their new studies will lead to more intelligent roles.

Kristin CavalarriKristin Cavallari

Famous for being a real-life mean girl on MTV's "Laguna Beach", Kristin graduated from high school and set her sights on Hollywood. After hosting the short-lived UPN reality series "Get the Party Started," the 19-year-old's quest for fame led to a role in the upcoming horror movie "Fingerprints" and a gig modeling for Bongo jeans. While Kristin may not be enrolled in school, from the looks of her late night antics the underage starlet could teach everyone a thing or two about getting in to the hottest LA clubs.

Mischa BartonMischa Barton

Mischa Barton's character on "The OC" was killed off before she could attend college. In real life Barton's reason for not getting an edumacation is a little less brutal - she just wants to make movies. While the British born actress has aspirations of attending Yale Drama School, with two films in the can and two more set to start production soon, it doesn't look like Barton will be cramming for mid-terms anytime soon.

Mary-Kate and Ashley OlsenThe Olsen Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley aren't just your typical everyday, run of the mill, beautiful, fraternal twin billionaire babes - the Olsen twins also have brains.  The former child stars put their Hollywood careers on hold and enrolled at NYU in 2004.  Although Mary-Kate dropped out in 2005, Ashley is continuing on with her education. Regardless, as founders of their Dualstar Entertainment Group, it doesn't look like either of them will ever have to worry about having a job.

Keira KnightleyKeira Knightley

Keira Knightley was a happy co-ed at England's Esher College when her career started to take off.  Faster than you can "Bend It Like Beckham", Knightley traded her books for scripts and quickly  became one of the most sought after young actresses in the biz.  While other kids are partying on spring break, you'll be able to find Keira basking under the Hollywood rays with the "Pirates of the Caribbean."

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91. O.K COME ON U GUYS YALL ARE MAKEN A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE FAMOUS TEENS CELEBS NOT GOEN TO COLLEGE,NOW IF YALL WERE BEAUTIFUL,FAMOUS AND RICH WOULD YOU REALLY GO TO COLLEGE?????? I DON'T THINK SOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:19AM on Jul 9th 2006 by maria

92. That's too bad. She looks like a real lady and probably needs the attention of a real gentleman. Another Hollywood "girl" who will cast her pearls before a lot of swine dancing on the ceiling.
What a shame.

Posted at 3:19AM on Jul 9th 2006 by Roger Fulton

93. I said, what a shame. Knightly seems like a real woman. I would hate to see her become just another Hollywood girl casting her pearls before swine. She is indeed in need of a real Gentleman.

Posted at 3:22AM on Jul 9th 2006 by Roger Fulton

94. I I have a Question?? Why do I keep seeing listed amongst "celebrities" the name Kristin Cavallari?? What could she possibly be famous for? Banging her entire graduating class and some Juniors? She is a horrible Role model! Not famous for ANYTHING?
The ONLY thing season 2 of Laguna Beach portrayed her as was a SLUT! She liked the title and Ran with it! I liked her in Season one because her whining Stephennnnn and all the insanity made for good "Realty TV" But, season two?? Not so much! It was ALL Jessica and Jason! Please take Kristen Cavallari off the list of Celebrities. Young teens see Kristin doing nothing but slutting around! And she is a Celebrity for it? Why do you want to send out that message? Young girls think she's great and WILL aspire to be the biggest Slut in school! Then head for LA and keep doing nothing. I would love to see a survey. How Many Teens From Laguna High were influenced to "HOOK UP" much sooner than they maybe would have!
Drop Kristin! Dump her! She's over! She been used up in more ways than one! Name ONE positive thing she has contributed to society? Or anything kids should relate to??? You can't! And she doesn't make for good TV anymore either. And I repeat! Young Girls should NOT be looking up to her as their role model!

Posted at 4:11PM on Jul 9th 2006 by Mimi

95. If I were Madonna, Jennifer Garner, The Ashley Twins? J. LO , Or NICOLE KIDMAN??? And I saw Kristin Cavallari. Some ditzy 19 year olds only claim to fame is her "hook Ups" listed with my "WELL EARNED NAME" as a Celebrity?? I would be so PO'd! All the ppl above minus KC have worked and worked hard!! Built empires, logged a lot of hours, put up with rude and ruthless paparazzi and live under a microscope! To bring blockbuster entertainment into our homes. As far as I'm concerned KC Brings in the trash!!! Toss her out!! Send her back to LB in the OC. I'm sure there are some divorced Dads or single teachers, or high school Seniors. lololol

Posted at 5:39PM on Jul 9th 2006 by MGP

96. Considering that the sum total of the IQs of your entire group of celebs is probably below triple digits, I would much rather see some deserving kid who is actually trying to get a good education in college than any of these characters. Most of them only need to know where the next supply of booze or pills is in order to carry on their daily existence.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 9th 2006 by Brian

97. I swear Dulstar was started by their parents - as they were minors at the time.

At least their parents managed their money so they would it ....

Posted at 9:02PM on Jul 9th 2006 by pw

98. How is it that all of these "celebrities" get into IVY League schools? I know money helps, but don't you need brains?

Posted at 2:18AM on Jul 10th 2006 by Jenn

99. I stumbled on your site and have to wonder why so many Americans are fixated on stupid little actresses. What is the fascination with celebrity? You people are sick.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 10th 2006 by Peter Gozinia

100. attending online classess at an actual university is actually HARDER than attending physical class. YOu are so stupid to think just because it is "online" it would be easier. The teachers expect the same things out of you, but because you have so much more time, you have to really have good time management skills to actually make it through. I had to do online classess for a year and it was pretty tough. gawd, its like no matter what they do, they can't please you.

Posted at 7:49PM on Jul 10th 2006 by Chloe

101. I like keira knightley, lindsay, and marykate & ashley, but kristin cavallari & hilary duff are so fake!

Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 11th 2006 by Vickey

102. What has Lindsay Lohan done except "star" in one remake after the other and have her "music" forcefed down the publics' throats?

The only reason why the aforementioned keep getting publicity is because of their amateurish antics that the paparazzi (another group of folks who need to get a real job and life) love.

None of them can act or sing and it's annoying when what these people do is treated as "news" and not gossip. (Annoying for those of us who can't be bothered with these no talent twits).

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 11th 2006 by Donna

103. Kristin Cavallari is NOT A CELEBRITYYYYYY. She's not pretty and she's not smart. She's a bigggg LOOOSSEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go away and never appear on TV againnnn Laguna Biochhhhhh!

Posted at 11:38AM on Jul 12th 2006 by Di

104. honestly, the only time i ever heard of kristin cavallari was when she dated nick lachey, she's trying too hard, i don't think she'll make it anywhere, there are a string of blondes in hollywood who look just like her so what makes her so special......she could try to dating another A-list star and maybe she would be able to climb to the top...

Posted at 6:18PM on Jul 12th 2006 by kazumi

105. i like pizza with alot of cheese, too, richard!
and ashley olsen.

Posted at 10:29AM on Jul 14th 2006 by hi richard

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