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The Flurry Over Suri

Tom CruiseWhere the heck is Suri Cruise? My cynical opinion -- Tom wants to out do Brad.

So here's my theory. Brad and Angelina got around $4 mil for the first pics of Shiloh, which they donated to charity. The word on the street is that Tom and Katie couldn't get more than $3 million for Suri pics. When you're as big as Tom Cruise, the only place to go is down. He was the biggest star in the world for a long time, loved by all. Now he's neither the biggest nor loved that much.

So forget about the conspiracy theories. People just weren't as into Suri pics as Shiloh pics, and it probably drove Tom nuts. But wait -- there's a solution. Create a mystery and the world will go crazy. That's exactly what I think is going on. If people start questioning if this baby really exists, the pictures automatically become more valuable. If he gets more than $4 mil, he beats Brad. I'm guessing if that happens, the money goes to Scientology, which could make the whole plan backfire.

In this town, stars make their own luck. Until recently, the Cruise machine was the master of managed publicity. I think this could be an attempt to re-capture some good ol' glory days.



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61. Tom Cruise is not the father of Suri. That is L.Ron Hubbard, by a sperm bank. She is also the reincarnation of Ron, and Tom is the high priest who will raise her to rule the world. Which makes Katie "Rosemary's Baby's mother"....

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 16th 2006 by james nathan post

62. I've always heard Tom Cruise was gay. That would explain a lot of things including Nicole, Katie and the elusive SURI!

Posted at 10:06PM on Jul 16th 2006 by ED

63. I used to like Tom...I am friends with his mother and her ex Jack South from Marco Island, Florida. While home, I read in the Enquirer that they split and Mary Lee moved to California.....I got into my car and drove to their house on Marco...Yup...the paper was right...Their house was up for sale....and, Marylee, a devout Catholic and Euchuristic minister...left her faith and went to Scientology....I'm so sad...I can't believe it...oh well...I just know that any famous person that has anything to do with scientology....I will not be spending my hard earned money on their movies, music, etc......It is not a religion...It's a cult

Posted at 10:41PM on Jul 16th 2006 by Susan from Boston

64. I DON'T THINK TOM CRUISE IS QUITE AS POPULAR WITHOUT NICOLE. TOO BAD HE LET HER GET AWAY. I HOPE SHES VERY HAPPY. SHE DAMN SURE DESERVES IT AFTER BEING HIS SHADOW FOR 10 YRS. HE IS A WEIRD O . SOMETHING IS PROBABLY WRONG WITH HIS BABY. IF NOT BY THE TIME SHE 6 MO OLD NOBODY IS EVEN WANTING TO SEE HER. NICOLE MAY HAVE A BABY THAT WE SEE FIRST. POOR KATIE. SHE NEEDS TO SEE THE LIGHT BFORE ITS TOO LATE. I DON'T THINK SHES AS HAPPY AS SHE PRETENDS TO BE. I HAVEN'T HEARD HER TEL ANYONE LATELY HOW AMAZING TOM IS. IS HIS BUBBLE ABOUT TO BREAK?

Posted at 12:10AM on Jul 17th 2006 by CHERYL SNEAD

65. Maybe the baby has a deformity or something? Maybe she has down syndrome? Maybe we should just respect their privacy?

Posted at 11:13AM on Jul 17th 2006 by melody

66. Here's a thought, prompted by some things I've seen on the net somewhere (from the ideas that the over-use of the sonogram machine may have "fried the fetus" to a shopkeeper who "saw" the baby, and how "the baby looks weird"): Maybe, just maybe, the baby was born without the stunning looks of her parents (hey, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are born beautiful--some are downright FUG-ly at first, because they need to grow into themselves!)
And, hellooooo! We ARE talking Hollywood here--Vanity, is thy name TomKat?? Plastic surgery takes time to heal!
But seriously, God forbid, perhaps she might have had some type of birth defect. I don't see that anyone in that camp will benefit from disclosing THAT type of information--at least not until they digest that whole kit & kaboodle for themselves. Not that they should be embarrassed about it, but we are talking about celebrities, here--living under the microscope in a pretty surreal world out there, buzzing helicopters following every move, and everything having to be PERFECT (not to mention that silence thing for the Scientologists . . .)
With all the overblown anticipation in the media about Suri's birth . . . something like that would be a total buzzkill (and the noise from all those jaws dropping would definitely shatter whatever silence they might be trying to maintain around the baby!)

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 19th 2006 by Liz

67. I heard that Suri has hyroencepalopathy--if she has a huge head --- that would certainly stick out in photos. Also if she is physically 'less than perfect" wouldn't that put Tom's "religion" to the test? Especially if he is an OT 7, supposedly able to manipulate time, space, matter, etc? And doesn't Scientology have a program to 'cure' people of things like imperfections, physical problems (being as they are all caused by "Engrams" according to L.Ron Hubbard, Scientology's founder, and also cure emotional as well as the physical disorders 'mankind' suffers? To have a visibly ill child (that cannot be 'cured' by Scientology' or someone as deeply involved as T.C.) would be humiliating to the very least ---- and very, very hard to hide. God bless this child if she does exist and is in need of medical help. That's all I can say. The only real loser here is her.

Posted at 9:19PM on Jul 19th 2006 by janeq

68. Looks like Tom's getting what he dished out. I agree with what Tammy said about him being sterile n Nicole losing the baby he denied was his. So, how can he now boast about being the father of Suri if he's sterile? Could it be that Katie was "planned" to fall pregnant and pass the child as his? Face it, Tom's fast losing popularity, so what better way to get it all back than to play the protective father, doting partner again to the press?

Posted at 9:30PM on Jul 21st 2006 by Dash

69. I don't care how many scientologist friends claim to have seen this kid, they need to cough up a photo at this point. No one will pay for it, only to find that their money has gone to Scientology, so how about a real charity in this time of need worldwide? That fake-looking and ever-changing stuffing under Katie's blouses are inexcusable---didn't anyone call in a special effects person? It took us all about 5 minutes to figure out that if Suri exists at all, they used L Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm. If this couple (couple of what? you might ask) has any conciousness at all besides keeping Tom's career afloat they ought to pick a disaster to relieve and stop being such freaks because right now they are giving M. Jackson a run for his money.

Posted at 7:17PM on Jul 24th 2006 by zoe

70. ANN- everyone here knows that: people who comment in all caps people who are pro TC = Scientologist
SO shut the f*ck up and go away

Posted at 7:06PM on Jul 25th 2006 by libraesque

71. Harvey,
I said and left a comment about the same thing. Tom put himself out there with his relationship with Katie, and it blew up in his face. Now, he needs to lay low, real low and stay out of the publics eye for a while. We all know, to much exposure will kill a career. The media and the public will chew them up only to spit them out un the end. We won't see Tom and his family for a long while.

Posted at 11:08PM on Jul 27th 2006 by Michele

72. WHO CARES AT LEAST THERE NOT FEEDING ON PUBLICTY LIKE OTHER CELEBS

Posted at 2:01AM on Jul 28th 2006 by kimberly

73. I've been a Cruise-lover since Interview with a Vampire. Still am. I DO however, think he's out of his mind. Anyway, here's my comical take on the entire thing.

Tom Cruise, in a fit of raging homosexuality, realizes love of his life Brad Pitt is marrying and fathering a child of Angelina Jolie.

OH NO!

How to get back at Brad...

I know! I'll have a baby! That'll teach him!!

But wait, I don't like girls...how do I go about this? Get a young woman that worships me, seduce her, and persuade her to fake a baby!!

But what about when it's born!? Panic instills. "The baby's fine, we just want to protect her from the paparazzi."

Meanwhile, in Nambia, Brad Pitt is praying that he never has to see Tom again.

No, I'm not serious. I wouldn't put it past him though.

I love Tom, but I think he needs to be counter-brainwashed.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 30th 2006 by Lessa

74. Namibia, actually. I'm a huge liar, I don't know how it's spelled. Shame on me. And yes they are feeding off publicity. They're getting as much publicity as Brad and Angie who have SHOWN their baby. I *do* think this might be Tom's way of wrasslin' Brad.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 30th 2006 by Lessa

75. I would rather see TOM and KATIE'S baby any day before Brad (Cheat) and Angelina's (Homewrecker) baby!!!

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 30th 2006 by Anita Ryan

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