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Let's Get This Party Started: Top Stories for Monday 07/17/06

7/17/2006 9:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Please, Paris: Why don't you tell us what you really think?

She says she's the "iconic blonde" of this decade, like Marilyn Monroe and Princess Di before her, that she plays dumb "like Jessica Simpson plays dumb," and that she believes, apparently without a shred of irony, that "there's nobody in the world like me."

In an interview in the Sunday Times of London yesterday, the lodging heiress tells former flatmate and Times scribe Giles Hattersley that "there are a lot of heiresses out there, and I don't see any of them doing what I've done." And she claims that despite reports of ladies-room slapfights to the contrary, "I'm non-confrontational. Certain girls just use me to get media attention...because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press."

Like Lindsay Lohan, for instance, whom Paris supposedly barked at in a New York nightclub for cavorting with her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos? "That was crap. She's never even hung out with Stavros. He thinks she's pathetic." (Sounds like a feud to us.)

And to think that, as Hattersley recalls, Paris was once just "a warm witty girl who always made a point of emptying the dishwasher."

Jessica's Dad Reportedly Tried to Get Dirt on Nick, While Vanessa Disappoints Doormen

Before his daughter's divorce from Nick Lachey was final, Jessica Simpson's manager-father Joe Simpson allegedly tried to strong-arm a club into giving him security footage of a night Nick Lachey was visiting with squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. According to a source cited by the New York Daily News' Ben Widdicombe, "Joe was looking to incriminate Nick. He told the club, 'If you ever want to see my daughter there, you'll give me what I want.'" A Simpson rep calls the story "preposterous."

Meanwhile, the doormen in Minnillo's apartment complex on the East Side of Manhattan aren't exactly the biggest fans of Nick's, either. Page Six says that they miss Minnillo's old guy Derek Jeter "because he was much nicer and a lot more fun – and he didn't mind signing things for the boys." Indeed, a TMZ spy says that Minillo and Lachey have entered the building trailed by an entourage, trying to elude the paparazzi chasing them outside, and that the usually sunny Minnillo has to make a run for the elevators without chatting up the staff.

Even More B.O. Booty for "Pirates"

"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" continued its jolly plundering of summer box office treasure, scoring the biggest ever 10-day gross and leaving journalists at a loss for fresh pirate-related metaphors.

The Disney picture made $62.2 million in its second weekend, which fell short of the Biggest Second Weekend Ever title, trailing "Shrek 2" and "Spider-Man," but still managed to take its overall tally to $258.2 million, which makes it already 2006's biggest film. Given its current rate of decline (about 50% from the weekend before), Variety suggests that the film will pass the $300 million mark next weekend and finish in the US with a final total of around $400 million.

Two new comedies, "Little Man" and "You, Me, and Dupree," ended up in a near-tie after "Pirates," with $21.7 million and $21.3 million, respectively.

Opposite Ends of the Perky Spectrum: Katie and Rachael in Pasadena

Suggesting a different and perhaps more substantive direction for her CBS newscast, Katie Couric says that what's she's learned during her six-city "listening tour" is that people think the "the news is just too depressing," that they want "more perspective" and "greater context," and that they "want us to go a little big deeper" into the stories. At the Television Critics Association in Pasadena, Couric told reporters, as observed by the Washington Post, that the news media "get a little bit sucked into this world where we think everybody's living and breathing what we're doing." And she tactfully declined to answer questions about the departure of her predecessor, Dan Rather.

Meanwhile, in a completely different universe, high-energy TV chef Rachael Ray has a fairly simple objective for her upcoming syndicated talk-show series: "I want to laugh and eat something in every show." She told the assembled critics in Pasadena that she's "really tired of seeing makeovers and date things and everyone is 20" on TV, and that viewers who try to make her signature 30-minute meals in exactly 30 minutes are "kind of creepy." In fact, says Ray, "If I open the wine before I start cooking, it takes me a good 47 (minutes)."

Briefly: Foxy's Calls Accuser a Liar, Holly Hunter Moves to TV

Rapper Foxy Brown, responding to allegation by a former assistant that she was harassed by Brown, said that her accuser Rasheeda Ellis is "a disgruntled young girl that I wouldn't let into my personal life, and she took offense to it." Brown also alleges that Ellis tried to leak personal emails to the gossip pages and that she had faked references to get the job. Ellis did not comment to Page Six...Holly Hunter will be starring in a new TNT series, "Grace," in which she plays a jaded Oklahoma City police detective who is visited by an angel and tries to redeem her life thereafter, according to the Hollywood Reporter. It's the four-time Oscar-nominated Hunter's first foray into series television.

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Erika Callahan    

I like Paris, but to compare herself to Marilyn Monroe is quite a reach in my opinion.

2989 days ago


I like the way she compares herself to marilyn monroe also but Princess Diana please she doesn't compare to such a beautiful and gorgeous women of the century. She really needs to think before comparing herself to the Princess, no one will ever compare to Princess Diana she's in a class all by herself. As for all the other things she says if you're just playing dumb why? and what for? Your to pretty and apparently from a financially smart family don't sell yourself short by playing and living up to the dumb blonde persona you know your better then that.

2989 days ago

James in Milwaukee    

What kind of a world is it where someone like Paris Hilton is compared with Marilyn Monroe and Drincess Diana? Well, all three were known to be promiscuous, none were natural blondes, and all died young... Well, Paris isn't dead, not yet anyways. I suppose she's planning something dramatic that will grab the headlines and keep us enthralled for minutes on end. I hope it happens soon, I'm bored.

2989 days ago


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2989 days ago


Dear Paris:
You are SOOOOOO like Marilyn Monroe and Princess Di but if you want to be even BETTER than them, don't wait until your 36 to kill yourself, beat them by at least 15 years and off youself NOW!!!!!

2989 days ago


Marilyn was an actress and singer which helped make her a star. Diana married a prince but she was able to use her position to do good things for the world. Paris Hilton is a spoiled rich brat who has done nothing worth mentioning with her fortune or her public position. She may be as well know as her two blonde "collegues", but she's no where in the same league as them.

2989 days ago


Paris Hilton is trailer trash in couture clothing. She is famous for being rich and nothing more.

2989 days ago

No legs in Texas :(    

Iconic blonde my ass!!!!! You don't play dumb, you ARE dumb.

2989 days ago


So Paris is just "playing dumb"? Wow, I guess she's a much better actress than anybody thought!! She's a no talent, siver spoon fed bimbo. If she wasn't an heiress do you think she could ever do anything other than pose for a camera? Oh, and let's not foret about her singing "career". On second thought.......

2989 days ago

Johnny B    

Paris should be comparing herself with some of the top porn stars out there... She has made more of a contribution in that field then anything else. As to comparing herself to Lady Di... com'on!! What a twit!

2989 days ago


Paris Hilton is insane to compare herself to Marilyn Monroe! She has been gone for 40 years & has a career bigger than Pars (what has she ever done?) As for Diana everyone loved her - Who can STAND Paris Hilton??? She needs to go away & make another PORN movie - thats the only thing she is famous for. As for her trashing Lindsey Lohan - atleast she has made some good movies that made some money! Paris do us a favor & SHUT UP!!!!!!

2989 days ago


Paris Hilton is the grandaughter and heir to the Hilton chain of hotels. Nothing more, nothing less. She is famous for being nothing-but rich. I do think she does well as a model in magazines though. She carries that off very well. Other than that-her chihuahua is more interesting.

2989 days ago


Question.......iconic or moronic???/

2989 days ago


Marilyn and Diana both died young. We can only wish.

2989 days ago


Pleeeease! Paris dear to mention you in the same breath with those wonderful, beautiful women is such a blatant disregard for everything good and holy in this world!!!!! You only wish you had the class and sex appeal of Marylin and the heart and inner beauty of Princess Di. Unfortunately for you dear Paris, in the world girls like you are a dime a dozen, just look on the corner of any street!!! You are just another spoiled rich brat with too much money and too much time and waaay too much ego on your hands. Someday very soon we will all forget who you even were!!!!!!

2989 days ago
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