Jessica Debuts Vanessa-Bashing Video

Jessica Simpson appeared on MTV's "Total Request Live" this afternoon to premiere her new video, "A Public Affair," and, while she avoided a confrontation with her ex-husband's squeeze and TRL co-host Vanessa Minnillo, there was an unmistakable reference to the Lachey-Minnillo situation in the video.

Minnillo wasn't hosting today, so Simpson took a spin reading the teleprompter, though not very successfully, which the pop starlet put down to nerves in advance of the big unveiling of the video, directed by Brett Ratner. The narrative concept involves Simpson going out with three galpals -- played by real-life buddies Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria, and Christina Milian (whom she actually met at the shoot) -- and strutting into the world's most celeb-studded roller skating rink ever.

While she's lacing up her boots, Jessica spots a hunky dark-haired stranger cavorting with a brunette bimbette, who has an aggressive fantasy about going all Naomi Campbell on Jessica out of jealousy. The violent nemesis just happens to be played by a shapely, smoldering brunette TV entertainment reporter named ... Maria Menounos.

Ryan Seacrest gives good weasel as the girls' limo driver, while Andy Dick provides the performance of the video with a pricelessly creepy cameo as a skate-licking counter attendant. Simpson's album drops August 29.

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31. Too bad Jessica has to pull Vanessa into this. Afterall, Jessica had every opportunity to work it out with Nick but she chose not to. Now all of a sudden she's concerned about who he is dating. Come on...I think she's not able to get a date and now realizes Nick was the only man who could put up with her stupid ways. She made a fool out of herself today on TRL as far as I'm concerned. I think it's a shame they allowed her the opportunity to co-host. She couldn't even read the teleprompter. She hurt NIck so badly and now she keeps wanting to hurt him. She wanted to be the one to do all the dating while he sat back and watched and then took her back. It backfired on her and if he doesn't end up with Vanessa then he's a fool. They are a hot couple and Vanessa is beautiful. Collin Farrell and Jamie Foxx both told her tonight how beautiful she was on Entertainment Tonight. I love Vanessa and I think she has more class than Jessica could ever have. Vanessa has said that she thinks Jessica is awesome and she doesn't deserve to get slammed in that stupid video.

Posted at 10:49PM on Jul 19th 2006 by nikki

32. I don't think this could be any more obnoxious. That ice cream licking made me want to dry heave. All I could think watching this clip was "Is this stuff supposed to make her look cool?" I must be missing something.

Posted at 10:51PM on Jul 19th 2006 by Sela

33. Dee,
Are you really Joe or Tina or Ashlee or maybe Cacee or Ken?

Posted at 10:54PM on Jul 19th 2006 by Ashley

34. GET OVER YOURSELF JESS! NICK IS A REAL MAN AND DESERVES A REAL WOMAN(NOT A DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AT 26 YEARS OLD) GO FOR IT NICK. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CAME TO YOUR SENCES AND YOU ARE REALIZING THAT YOU DESERVE THE BEST LIFE HAS TO OFFER.VANESSA IS A SMART AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. NICK, DON'T LET JESS MANIPULATE YOU INTO LETTING THIS ONE GET AWAY. YOU ARE TOO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. BEST WISHES FOR THE BRIDE AND GROOME (HOPEFULLY!)

Posted at 11:05PM on Jul 19th 2006 by JULIE

35. HAVE YOU HERD THE PHRASE......"ONE MANS JUNK IS ANOTHER MANS

TREASURE?"............NICK IS BY FAR ANY ONES JUNK BUT HE'S VANESSAS

TREASURE NOW........SHE AINT STUPID !!!!!!

Posted at 11:51PM on Jul 19th 2006 by CATHY

36. by Dee

i HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU. i liked the fact it stated some anti-jessica but every posts? i was like god, people just please grow up. i dont like jessica herself, im sick of seeing her in publications but i actually liked this video... its fun eventhough its jessica simpson.. i dont think she intentionally meant the actress to resemblance to vanessa or in any way shape or form. i just happen to like the video... its so fun and hilarious.. i was impressed that she actually LICKED ANDY DICK. i wouldnt even go that further myself. lol

did anyone notice that jessica is wearing the outfit that sells in forever 21?

Posted at 12:00AM on Jul 20th 2006 by ker

37. A Teeny Bopper Love Triangle at its best.......They all remind me of the "Geek to Sheik" episodes of The Jerry Springer Show....

Posted at 12:02AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Thor Zanzibar

38. I think TMZ and everyone else is reaching here. Unlike Nick, Jessica has said next to nothing about her former marriage. I don't see the connection with this video to Vanessa. Because there was a brunette in it? Isn't half the world brunette? Big stretch.

Posted at 12:16AM on Jul 20th 2006 by terri

39. Dee, I'm sorry, but I agree with the others, there was absolutely NOTHING FUNNY or HILARIOUS about that video. It was a stupid obvious attempt to take shots at her ex and his new sig. other. Not cool. And all the licking of the ice cream and Andy Dick, so unclassy. You may just have to face facts Dee, you might just be Jessica's last fan standing...

Posted at 12:41AM on Jul 20th 2006 by nbr.5

40. KER: i agree with you... please grow up... it doesn't matter how hard y'all trying to support nick and saying that jessica sucks, it WON'T change anything.. people will still buy her stuff and love her... i'm so not a fan of jessica but everybody is blowing the nick-vanessa affair way out of porportion... jessica is jealous, nick is a loser and vanessa is a bitch...
p.s. the video sort of sucked but it will go somewhere... if people don't like jessica, they will like either eva longoria or christina millian, or christina appelagate or andy dick or ryan seacrest.. nice way to assure sales!!

Posted at 12:44AM on Jul 20th 2006 by James

41. let's for one second play dumb and assume the best case scenario, and that is that she wasn't mocking her ex-husband (whom she left) but that she was trying to go somewhere esle with this video creatively... STILL.
this video isn't funny. it's sad. there is nothing original about her work. ever. and i'm not even touching the looks thing, or who is prettier, because it's not relevant in my opinion. that shouldn't even be a topic. i'd hope that looks were the sole factor in nick's love interest... she's just carrying herself in a pathetic, desperate way. and not the good desperate like longoria. i can't believe those three (eva & the two christinas) actually signed on for this sh*t. and brett, do you even have a comedy reel to put this on?

jSimp is trying too hard.

Posted at 12:48AM on Jul 20th 2006 by politixasusual

42. I think it is very sad that Jessica can not move on. She wanted the divorce from Nick but she does not want anyone else to have him. She is very young and has a lot of growing up to do! How do you hold a marriage together when "daddy" is right in the middle of it!

Posted at 12:59AM on Jul 20th 2006 by melodia

43. i can't believe that she is a minister's daughter.....haha. she is a beautiful girl, but come on, you don't have to take alot of clothes off to make it...look at christina aguillera....not a huge fan of hers, but the girl has an incredible voice and has PUT HER CLOTHES BACK ON.....earth to jessica....heidi fleiss wants her image back.

Posted at 1:22AM on Jul 20th 2006 by alli

44. I have a question...why is everyone taking this so seriously? Most of you put Jessica down incessantly through all these comments, yet you all sit here and call her dirty names.Who are you to judge? And whatever your opinions on Vanessa or Nick or Jessica are, the truth is that they probably really don't give a damn what any of us think.
So how about we all relax?

Posted at 3:27AM on Jul 20th 2006 by sarah

45. Doesn't anyone like her new video?

Posted at 5:39AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Bugsy

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