Jessica Debuts Vanessa-Bashing Video

Jessica Simpson appeared on MTV's "Total Request Live" this afternoon to premiere her new video, "A Public Affair," and, while she avoided a confrontation with her ex-husband's squeeze and TRL co-host Vanessa Minnillo, there was an unmistakable reference to the Lachey-Minnillo situation in the video.

Minnillo wasn't hosting today, so Simpson took a spin reading the teleprompter, though not very successfully, which the pop starlet put down to nerves in advance of the big unveiling of the video, directed by Brett Ratner. The narrative concept involves Simpson going out with three galpals -- played by real-life buddies Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria, and Christina Milian (whom she actually met at the shoot) -- and strutting into the world's most celeb-studded roller skating rink ever.

While she's lacing up her boots, Jessica spots a hunky dark-haired stranger cavorting with a brunette bimbette, who has an aggressive fantasy about going all Naomi Campbell on Jessica out of jealousy. The violent nemesis just happens to be played by a shapely, smoldering brunette TV entertainment reporter named ... Maria Menounos.

Ryan Seacrest gives good weasel as the girls' limo driver, while Andy Dick provides the performance of the video with a pricelessly creepy cameo as a skate-licking counter attendant. Simpson's album drops August 29.

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46. This must be daddy's influence on his little girl. It is illustrative of how a good intention can become a sellout for the money. It's very disappointing that Jessica is now trying to act like Spears or Madonna to sell

Posted at 6:57AM on Jul 20th 2006 by sindie

47. Eva Longoria is the original HorseyFace!

Posted at 7:36AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Erin

48. I want to like the song and the video, but it's just played out. The song, the style, the video. And the Vanessa bashing. Vanessa makes a point of not being photographed on top of Nick or hamming it up for the cameras.

Posted at 8:54AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Erika

49. The song sux, the video......not so bad! I thought it was fun!! And who said that it has anything to do w/ Vanessa Minnillo?? I didnt even think about her when i watched it. Bored losers have to make shit like that up to get hits on there website. The video was cute & silly. Why does everyone take things so seriously, live a lil! Freaks!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:59AM on Jul 20th 2006 by myrtle the turtle

50. You've got to be kidding! First we find out "Newlyweds" was a total lie (at least on Jessica and controlling father Joe's side). Nick trys to work it out with her, finally accepting the breakup and moves on. Now she's bashing Vanessa? She (and the rest of her family) are whacked! Everytime I see this chick she has some pretentious look on her face - like she's the queen of fashion, tv and song. Gimme a break! I turn the channel whenever I see or hear her. Go away Jessica!

Posted at 9:19AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Katie

51. Video was so so stupid. I saw it last night. It looked like my daughter directed it. Time to grow up Jessica. It seems instead of growing up she is trying the dumb blondie routine once again with this vido. GIVE IT UP JESSICA PLEASE

Posted at 9:53AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Danielle Manigault

52. THE VIDEO WAS FUNNY!! I NEVER ONCE PICKED UP THAT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO VANESSA!! THAT'S SO STUPID!! COME ON! SHE HASN'T STOOPED TO ANY LOW LEVEL SINCE HER DIVORCE FROM HER CHEATING HUSBAND BEGAN, UNLIKE HIM!! ALL YOU SHEEP WHO PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE THE VIDEO ARE JUST LISTENING TO TMZ'S OBVIOUS PLOY TO TRICK YOU. THIS IS THE "SCANDLE" THEY CHOOSE TO DO AND MOST OF YOU FELL FOR IT!! THERE IS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUSY ON THIS WEBSIGHT, BUT APPARENTLY STUPIDITY TOO!!!

Posted at 9:53AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Funny

53. did anyone say that the fight was about vanessa? no. like normal, people are jumping to conclusions without any facts. adn how do you know nick didn't do anything to jessica to make her leave? because of what he said? this just show that when someone says something, you all immediately believe it. now about the video. i liked it. it fits the song, but the ice cream part was weird. and clearly jessica can sing. that's just an ignorant statement. listen to her previous albums, and you'll hear that she does have talent. and again, is jessica concerned with who nick is dating, or did you just assume that based on rumors you heard?

Posted at 10:12AM on Jul 20th 2006 by JJ

54. What a JOKE! TMZ must be fascinated with jessica. Please, anyways, the icecream licking, sucking, gulping bit is just a taste of how much of a slut she REALLY is........ You idiots bought into that sweet innocent shit too long, now she's telling you (her fans), you are stupid mf's to buy into all the smoke and mirror bs her papa joe portrayed. She's a slut, nick should be HAPPY that whore is out of his life.................

Posted at 10:25AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Lisa

55. #8 Are you insane? The "gorgeous" jessica simpson? You must be the fattest, ugliest person in the world to type that about such a whore. Her teeth are way too big, like Mr. Ed's., her eyes are too close together, her legs are stumpy, she has no ass, fake boobs, (she had them worked on or tweaked), the worst hair extensions, her "roots" are always showing, she has an annoying laugh, she can NOT hold a conversation, never mind has her "own thoughts. Gorgeous, I think not. She needs to give it up and go back to school to get a damn HS diploma, she's the worst role model for any teen that aspires to be a tramp like her.

The only thing she wil be remembered for is being nick lacheys, ex-wife. He made her and now he's gone, she will be gone very soon. She's a NO TALENT, stretching her 15 from a reality show. Please, get a life.

Posted at 10:33AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Lisa

56. Jessica is a skank, her video sucks and she can't sing.
She was nothing without Nick, made her money because of their tv show and doesn't want to share. Spoiled bee-atch.
Nick deserves so much better. He is lucky he got out of that before he caught something. At least he can sing and act, oh, and read a tele prompter.

Posted at 10:34AM on Jul 20th 2006 by lyn

57. Papa joe taught her how to lick ice cream! lol. She's a joke, her family is pathetic and she and papa joe take her loser fans for the biggest fools, ever! Keep lining her and papa joe's bank accounts, assholes. You deserve to be ridiculed by jessica, even she knows you "fans" are gullable and stupid.

Vanessa and nick are way better off than jessica could ever hope to be. I hope vanessa gets pregnant and that will eat the shit out of that cold hearted bitch. Nick - step to it!

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Lisa

58. LOL.. Jessica is blonde at best! But I respect her for waiting till I'm married thing. How many of you can say that ,whores?!? Jessica do your thing.. Make that money girl, we all know that Nick is waiting to take your hard earn money! I like how u made fun of that vanessa look-a-like by pulling out her hair. So Funny.. And all u haters need to stop hating on Jessica.. That girl can sing! Do you.. Do you.. and Haters do what u do best and that is HATE! And one more thing.. Nick is getting way more publicity about his vulgar stunts with that ho of a tv host name VANESSA than with his music! What happened to that i barely sold 300k copies of his flop of an album! He is a failure... Bye Bye.. ;)

Posted at 11:01AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Holla if u hear me!

59. OMG! I wanna be so famous that i don't have to endure this kind of bullshit music. Who is she kidding? What an ego. Just goes to show that she thinks that she is famous, but when u are recognized out of america as in "the rest of the world", that is fame. Jessica Who? can get off her high horse and face reality. U are not famous, U are recognized. And only in america. Here's the secret: That's the difference between talent and non talent. Now u can go back to sucking on that ice-cream cone like the little tramp u are. P.S. U may end up with the guy in the video but Nick is not taking u back, fame whore. Team Minnillo!

Posted at 11:21AM on Jul 20th 2006 by carrie

60. Okay Jessica, here goes the best advice you could receive right now. 1. You divorced the wrong man, he wasn't the one trying to stop you from growing into an individual (Adult) the man you should have divorced should have been you Pervo Daddy, he only wants you to grow into a Money Cow (which your doing beautifully) and milk your teets for everything they are worth (SICKO). 2. You are beautiful, You can sing, but when are you going to grow up and live life for yourself and not others. You called NICK after 9/11..you went off your instincts because that is what love makes us do, You didn't consult daddy..you made a decision. 3. You married the man of your dreams (NICK) because that is what you wanted and again that is what LOVE makes us do. you didn't consult daddy there either. Are you getting it yet? When you make a good decision, it seems like Daddy is never in the equation. When you make HORRIBLE (yes they have been BAD) Daddy is always a part of it. So Honey get a clue before you grow into a lonely old spinster. You don't really owe Daddy anything (trust me, you have rewarded him dearly already,the man has received more fame and publicity than any PIMP should) I know it hurts when people bash on your family and like any normal person,you would be VERY defensive. (understandably so) But dang girl, a million plus people can't be ALL wrong. (Use the brain that daddy has tried so hard to repress and I am sure the smoke will clear for ya)
As for the Nick thing, it's over!! Your not saying anything in public just made you seem more heartless and cruel to your fans and everyone else. Didn't make you look like the saint your Daddy had anticipated. (pssst.. tell daddy we can't all be controlled like you!) We all search for our Golden man.(You lucked out and hit Platinum) it just wasn't a rich enough relationship for you. Oh well we all make HUGE mistakes in our life. Some of us are fortunate enough to get a second chance, some of us don't deserve one. Nick seems to be doing great, Vanessa may be a rebound or she may be his GOLD, nonetheless I wish him the best in anything he does or whoever he is with, WHY? Because he has CLASS, charisma, seems geniune and ADULT.
Now for the video... A PUBLIC DISASTER= When bad songs and bad music directors go wrong.
Again, the word ADULT comes to mind. Girl your 26 years old (10, yes 10 years older than that video was intended for....Cheyenne is more the age group for something that corny, trying to be funny or not it just comes accross STUPID for your age. (Heck, Cheyenne is more adult acting than what you have displayed this past year!) The only, only saving grace to the making of the video was the fact that you did not mention PERVO DADDY'S name once..(Great marketing move, your getting the idea now) but replacing mom isn't going to work either in the long run.
What I am trying to say through this book I have written..GROW UP, use the brain god gave you. (not anyone else) I am sorry Mom and Dad took away your childhood from you obviously, but trying to make up for it now is soooo unflattering. You do have the Voice, You do have the Looks.. Now DO what is right for Jessica and no one else. Best of luck to you... because if you don't figure this out for yourself soon.....you will need it, alot of it!! (Luck that is)
Enough said.....................

Posted at 11:49AM on Jul 20th 2006 by A PUBLIC DISASTER

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