Jessica Debuts Vanessa-Bashing Video

Jessica Simpson appeared on MTV's "Total Request Live" this afternoon to premiere her new video, "A Public Affair," and, while she avoided a confrontation with her ex-husband's squeeze and TRL co-host Vanessa Minnillo, there was an unmistakable reference to the Lachey-Minnillo situation in the video.

Minnillo wasn't hosting today, so Simpson took a spin reading the teleprompter, though not very successfully, which the pop starlet put down to nerves in advance of the big unveiling of the video, directed by Brett Ratner. The narrative concept involves Simpson going out with three galpals -- played by real-life buddies Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria, and Christina Milian (whom she actually met at the shoot) -- and strutting into the world's most celeb-studded roller skating rink ever.

While she's lacing up her boots, Jessica spots a hunky dark-haired stranger cavorting with a brunette bimbette, who has an aggressive fantasy about going all Naomi Campbell on Jessica out of jealousy. The violent nemesis just happens to be played by a shapely, smoldering brunette TV entertainment reporter named ... Maria Menounos.

Ryan Seacrest gives good weasel as the girls' limo driver, while Andy Dick provides the performance of the video with a pricelessly creepy cameo as a skate-licking counter attendant. Simpson's album drops August 29.

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61. OMG! I wanna be so famous that i don't have to endure this kind of bullsh*t music. Who is she kidding? What an ego. Just goes to show that she thinks that she is famous, but when u are recognized out of america as in "the rest of the world", that is fame. Jessica Who? can get off her high horse and face reality. U are not famous, U are recognized. And only in america. Here's the secret: That's the difference between talent and non talent. Now u can go back to sucking on that ice-cream cone like the little tramp u are. P.S. U may end up with the guy in the video but Nick is not taking u back, fame whore. Team Minnillo!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 20th 2006 by Tammy

62. This video is too long. I wonder if they will change it, like Paris Hiltondid. It would be more interesting if they did something besides complain and then roll around the rink. I was never into roller disco myself, is that coming back or something?

The full screen face shots of Jessica singing were comical, like her face was being pushed into the camera.

I thought Nick & Jess were a cute couple, but, does anybody else remember those horrible tv specials they did, like at Christmas???

As for their personal lives, I don't care, some of Jess old songs were catchy and Nicks new one is ok too. Jess new one probably will work at clubs except you will be dancing for a long time!!

Posted at 12:01PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Lola

63. Jessica cannot sing and she cannot act and the only thing that is pushing her "career" along is her father/manager and the money he is throwing around to make this horrible video and promote what is certainly a terrible album. I've read that Jessica is worth 35 million dollars and for the life of me I cannot figure out where the money came from. I'll bet she wasn't even paid to be in the "Dukes" movie. Her previous albums sucked. What gives? Jessica and her talentless sister are getting on my nerves.

Posted at 12:04PM on Jul 20th 2006 by James in Milwaukee

64. That was really really bad. Poor Christiana Applegate. She has more talent in her little finger than Jessica

Posted at 12:09PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Angie

65. Jessica is just another tired whore like her talentless sister. Enough said.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jul 20th 2006 by tony

66. she suxs, i can't stand her at all.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Gretty

67. Jessica is such a hater. She should move on and stop hating on Vanessa. Vanessa is so much better looking...not a dumb blond like her!

Posted at 6:03PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Max

68. to number 62:
How do u know that jessica is not recognized on other countries... 2 years ago i was living in Colombia and Argentina (2 countries in south america) and jessica kicked a lot of asses with her single "With you" and "Sweetest sin"... she rocked the charts all the 2004 and her album went promptly 4x platinum in colombia and 7x platinum in argentina (that means about 550k copies sold). not to mention her reality show newlyweds was #1 on ratings several weeks beating some national tv programmes so i think u should get your fats right before u make a comment like that
p.s. she was nominee to the MTV video music awards Latin america 2 times (Gwen stefani won the aeards) so i think that she is famous not all over the world but on a lot of countries.

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 20th 2006 by James

69. To # 44 by Alli--
"i can't believe that she is a minister"s daughter.....ha ha"

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE MINISTER? HER DAD IS SO SLEAZY.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 20th 2006 by leeann

70. O My God --- this video is horrible. It's a bad replica from the 80's. Eww! What is up with the ice cream?? Her videos are usually not this bad but this HORRIBLE! I can't believe she dumped Nick......He's the only reason she is as famous as she is. I'm not just saying that to be mean. If you all don't remember, she opened up for 98 degrees which is where she got her start!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Jennifer

71. Well, when you are as unintelligent as Jessica all you can do is rip off Mariah and Madonna and make a video ripping them both off. She has proved time and time again that she is unable to to successful becuase of talent. She has to use her boobs.
She's hit an all time low. I hope this is the beginning of end for her. She's a bad example for women, she's an unintelligent, ditz who can't sing or act! Time to say good bye.
Nick is much better off - Vanessa can at least read and think for herself.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Annonymous

72. Well, when you are as unintelligent as Jessica all you can do is rip off Mariah and Madonna and make a video ripping them both off. She has proved time and time again that she is unable to to successful becuase of talent. She has to use her boobs.
She's hit an all time low. I hope this is the beginning of end for her. She's a bad example for women, she's an unintelligent, ditz who can't sing or act! Time to say good bye.
Nick is much better off - Vanessa can at least read and think for herself.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Anonymous

73. I have this theory why Jessica dumped Nick in the first place…Either he’s really bad in bed or he’s hung like a hamster…each one is a definite relationship killer. Although I respect her tremendously for having the determination to remain a virgin until marriage, she bought the car without test-driving it…BIG BIG MISTAKE! The ice-cream scene might have been a slight reference to Nick’s lack of bedroom prowess! OUCH

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Ula

74. Was the ice cream part supposed to be sexy or funny. I found it to be neither.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 20th 2006 by pinupcutie

75. Jessica is trying to stur up trouble where there is none in a lame attempt to promote her awful song, and even worse video, and gain public sympathy. Meanwhile, Nick has been nothing but nice and respectful to his ex while moving on. Jessica can not have her cake and eat it too. She should show her ex, and any one who makes him happy, even thought he could not make her happy, the same respect he has given her. You do not see him putting men who look like Johnny Nox. or Ban M. in his videos. Nick could drag her butt through the mud because of the way she is trying to deny him his share of their assets. In my opinion Jessica just got too big for her britches and forgot where she came from and who loves her. Pepole in H. Wood will only love her for a while. Jessica has become a money grubbing, big headed, sometimes fat sometimes skinny, soon to be has been. I predict she will appear on the Sureal Life, along side her no talent sister, very soon.

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Becks

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