Hilton, Aguilera, Anderson: Blow Us Up!

Blow Up Dolls

Hollywood is the land of inflated egos ... literally! Now all of your perverted fantasies of Pam Anderson or Jessica Simpson can come true, just add air. Now you can purchase your very own celebrity blow up doll.

Christina Aguilera, J.Lo (or as her doll is referred to: J.Ho), Demi Moore, Cindy Crawford and (of course) Paris Hilton are among the list of inflatable joy toy celebrities.

These blow up dolls can be purchased online at numerous erotic web boutiques for about $20, and if your doll happens to be one of those incredible shrinking starlets, just let out some air to keep your girl true to size.



Tags: christina aguilera, ChristinaAguilera, cindy crawford, CindyCrawford, demi moore, DemiMoore, j lo, jessica simpson, JessicaSimpson, JLo, pam anderson, PamAnderson, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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31. WOW is this another publicity stunt? if it is its not working. this is like, the lowest of the low. the grossest of the gross. EW

Posted at 8:13PM on Jul 26th 2006 by starlight

32. Wat the....messed up in the head? YEAAAa..

man....they ugly as F****..they whores that get paid....and all u know...u guys wonna hit that....
Man..is there a hole down there?-besides the air whole? i mean u dont wanna stick it in where the air comes out...cuz hmm maybe u'd get stuck do to suction..and ur UH OH..is GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOO OUCH HURT..LMAO....i think paris ..star...and the otha 1...should be more like the dolls...( WITH OUT HOLES) maybe then,...they'd be in line

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 26th 2006 by Lisa

33. Hey!!! Whoever created those dolls, you should definately make male celebrity dolls! Like Nick Lachey, Brad Pitt, Ben Afflek, etc... That way all the girls, and gay men such as myself, can have all the fun as well! Let me know what you think! My email is clark_m_bell@yahoo.com

Posted at 8:26PM on Jul 26th 2006 by Clark

34. DDAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 26th 2006 by leah whos last name will not be typed 4 her own safety

35. where is my mariah carey doll? is it because she is 39 or so?she is still BUILT and if she tossed am invite my way I WOULD NEVER REFUSE,See this month's Ebony cover, and I am a 57 year old jewish guy!!!!!

Posted at 8:54PM on Jul 26th 2006 by ken sussman

36. What about an Olsen Twins or Brittany Spears doll...LOL, If you do a Star Jones, Why not a Rosanne Bar doll also

Posted at 9:09PM on Jul 26th 2006 by Chaos Dragon

37. Comment 7. BLOW UP DOLLS of celebrities? What kind of desperate loser buys that crap anyway? And I don't EVEN want to know what they USE them for.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Keepin' it real"

THEYRE MENT TO HAVE SEX WITH..... hint perverted fanasise

Posted at 9:35PM on Jul 26th 2006 by Alex

38. aw man i wanna get me one of those!!

Posted at 9:50PM on Jul 26th 2006 by zack helfrich

39. mlc31

YOU SHOULD SHUT THE F*** UP AND STOP SAYING S*** YOU DONT KNOW YOU

Posted at 10:10PM on Jul 26th 2006 by YOU SUCK

40. Just recieved both of my dolls two days ago and I called into work sick the last two days cuz I've been having a Christina and Paris Sex-Sandwich...super beefy with extra mayo! Definitely a worthy purchase...I highly recommend it over havin sex with your sister, no offense to my sis Mary-Loo.

Posted at 4:21AM on Jul 27th 2006 by UrAverageDouchebag

41. I worked at a Priscillas. The dolls looked exactly alike - painted on blonde hair with nothing that even remotely resembled what they are supposed to look like. The box is just for gags, the dolls are not made to look like them.

I think the Aguilera one had dark black painted hair.

If you're gonna buy one open it before you do.

Posted at 9:52AM on Jul 27th 2006 by Sandali

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43. these dolls rock. what could be better than jerking it with your favorite celeb right next to u? these guys are geniuses whoever thought of this stuff. keep them cummin and keep us cummin!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jul 31st 2006 by fester

44. Is there a matching Nicky Hilton one? Are they life-size, and how realistic do they look (and feel)?

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 5th 2006 by Bob

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