Lindsay Fights Back

1. OMG she isn't going to make it.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Can'tstandLindsay

2. We need to offer more than just our prayers for Linds. It is our duty as ugly, normal and pathetic people to raise up this shining example of human perfection.
Some kind of a gift is requiredm, to boost this tragic figures spirits.

I know what you are thinking, but what can I do. I'm so poor and ordinary and shes so fabulous. Have no fear!!

Take a big crap in a box. Wrap it up with a nice punk bow on top. Put a card on it that says something nice, like "thinking of you !!!".

With enough love, maybe Lindsay can get out of this funk and stop depriving us of her wonderfulness. Shes just so freaking great. Im crapping in a box right now. It's all for you Lindsay.!!!!

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Alex Rogers

3. Good freakin lord.... I'll feel bad for myself?

WTH?

And bullcrap she's tired of the paparazzi. Have you seen the latest pics of her in one of her many ugly bikinis? Doing freakin boxing on a balcony and posing.. pretending that the Pap aren't taking pics of her.

She's freaking pathetic...

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Lisa

4. This "girl" is an idiot. Why are people so facinated with her? She's not cute. She's never been in a decent movie. She thinks she can sing? Please make this fashion no-no go away!!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Kate

5. wah, wah, wah...Cry a little more, Lohan. If your life is so bad, go to college and get a real job. Do some charity work. Quit cher bitchin.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 4th 2006 by bamer

6. What a selfish c*nt Lindsay is. She shouldn't try to use kids as human shields. If only Eleanor Roosevelt was still alive today. Wouldn't it be great if Mrs. Roosevelt was her mother? She would teach her a lot about human decency.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 4th 2006 by mike

7. Wow. Lindsay is losing it. As for not having a day off - in the past month, I've seen pictures of her leaving clubs almost every night, and any time she's not out in a club, she's in a bikini at a beach house. Makes it kind of hard to buy the "I work so hard" argument. And if Lindsay really wants some privacy, maybe she should try going somewhere that isn't on the Sunset strip.

Posted at 1:25PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Kelly

8. Lindsey! I love your DRAMA! Its soooo much fun! Keep up th egood work! LOL! Luv ya!

Posted at 1:30PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Vegas

9. That letter is fake. My friend Casey wrote it to that site as a joke.

Posted at 1:36PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Lou

10. I'm tired about reading about this skank. The is an immature, spoiled, freckle faced hoe that got in the business because of her ruthless, skanky mother who probably sucked some executive for her daughter to get a role in some disney movie. It is sad that people are not tired of her already. I'd rather hear about anybody else then her. Let's get some variety. I'd like to see Mad Mel go on a tirade about her. I'm sure he would put it very eloquently or how its spelled, haha.

Posted at 1:37PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Mohamed

11. "If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself."

Poster 5 is very right. She should go to college or maybe even elementary school. It's "Then" not "Than", Ms. Lohan.

I dont get why they just won't stop and take the stupid pictures. Hell, give a statement. That would stop some of the madness. However, we do know that everyone is a packaged good in Hollywood. They can't say anything without it being reviewed by a panel.

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 4th 2006 by sl

12. Geez, people. Cut the girl some slack.

How would you like to be relentlessly chased and harrassed by the paparazzi.

This is a young, young girl. Like all of us at that age, she's selfish and a little bit of an idiot. She'll grow out of it. Unfortunately for her, she'll have to do her growing in the limelight.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Carol Bowes

13. We can always count on Lindsay, or her beauty pageant mother, to feel sorry for herself. Whether it be exhaustion, heat related or asthma, she always has plenty of reasons to choose from. Dumb ass! What do you expect when you go the Ivy of all places - and in a convertible with the top down!

Posted at 1:50PM on Aug 4th 2006 by muybonita

14. Hi - I'm Sally Stroothers (intentional misspelling!),

Did you know that right now, Lindsay Lohan is living a horrible, self-loating existence? Did you know that people fawn over her, try to get autographs and photos from her, that she has money to burn and people to wait on her hand and foot? I'd show footage, but the horror is just too graphic.

Lindsay needs your help. For just $5000 a day (that's just half a year's salary for those of you on minimum wage!), you too can help Lindsay. Your money will towards:

1) Tissues to wipe her mouth when she binges and purges the numerous comped meals she gets from area restaurants.

2) Sunglasses each day to protect her from the horror of the attention she just DOESN'T want!

3) A personal bartender so she can maintain her Gin-and-Tonic diet. Do you want her to STARVE?

Don't delay. Lindsay needs your help now to survive!

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Save the Lohan

15. Lindsay should stop complaining so much about the papparazi, I mean if you want to act like a little brat, out drinking every night (she's not even that talanted) then you have to take the good with the bad. I don't think the paparazi should hound these celebrities as much as they do, it is a bit dangerous. I just think it's funny that all of Lindsay's altercations with them involve someone almost being injured in a car wreck. Little coinciental no? As well, I wanted to mention that Lindsay should go on a tirade about that LOSER Brandon Davis. He is fat, ugly and greasy. He doesn't even have his own money, he has mommy and daddy's money so he should be complaining about Lindsay being poor with her 7 or 9 Mil.

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 4th 2006 by northvangirl