Hilton Closes Shop for a Year

Paris HiltonThe sun will not rise. The Earth will no longer rotate around the sun. Paris Hilton will not have sex for one year.

The hotel heiress tells British GQ she isn't the kind of girl people think she is. "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," Hilton told the magazine. "Kissing is all I do."

She goes on to say in the September issue that she is swearing off sex: "I'm not having sex for a year. I've decided ... I'll kiss, but nothing else."

Paris also tells the mag that she has only slept with two men in her life. We've seen video evidence of who one of the guys was -- no word on who bachelor number two is.

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16. No one will be able to get into the Hilton for a year? Usually it's first cum first serve.

Posted at 4:55PM on Aug 7th 2006 by jt

17. So she's swearing off sex for a year, who cares. At this point, I think 98.5% of us are bored, tired and over Paris all together. Instead of swearing off sex for a year, could she vow to not be seen or heard for a year?! Now THAT is news that would be worth reading. And even better if she STUCK to that vow!

Posted at 4:57PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Dawn

18. She is so full of shit.........does anyone actually believe this crap?

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 7th 2006 by lt

19. Let us not forget her "iconic blonde" comment. What a hag. I wouldn't f@#k her with my dogs d@#k!!!

Yuk.

Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 7th 2006 by M. Clark

20. Let us not forget her "iconic blonde" comment. What a hag. I wouldn't f@#k her with my dogs dick!!!! Yuk.

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 7th 2006 by M. Clark

21. I'm curious. If she's so "chaste" as she claims to be then why is she remaining
"celibate" for one year? I mean, why be celibate if you're not having sex to begin with? I don't know if this chick is losing her mind or just thinks everyone is as stupid as she is but to say that she's only slept with two men is the funniest thing I've heard all week. Didn't she say on TMZ that she's had a "few" boyfriends. I think she's getting afraid that her image is in trouble and have been taking a lot of hits lately (especially regarding the whole being a ho' thing) and now she's trying to save it. I think its a little late for that. Her multiple sex tapes alone shows she's slept with at least 4 people. I mean really. Who is she trying to fool? Her dopey 12 year old fans? That's the only group of people I see believing this.

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Carol

22. THAT'S SO FUNNY TO HERE HER SAY THAT B/C ALL THE PICS YOU SEE W/ HER BOYFRIEND- NO EX BOYFRIEND STRADALING HIM IN A CHAIR. GEEE.... WHO ELSE BELIEVES SHE JUST KISSES!? GIVE ME BREAK !

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 7th 2006 by JEN

23. What do you call a 2-bit whore when you get change back? Paris Hilton

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Sal

24. THAT'S SOOO FUNNY B/C IN MOST OF HER PICTURES SHE IS STRADLING SOME GUY. LIKE THE DAY SHE MET UP W/ HER EX OTHER PARIS, SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH HIM LOOK'N LIKE THE POPARAZZI INTERUPTED SOME KIND OF LOVE FEST. AS HIGHLY AS THIS GIRL THINKS ABOUT HERSELF, YOU KNOW HER MOM LIED TO HER. I THINK HER SISTER IS SO MUCH BETTER LOOK'N AND YOU DON'T SEE HER IN ANY PORNS, AUTHORIZED BY HER OR OTHER WISE!

Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 7th 2006 by JEN

25. WTF ever!

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 7th 2006 by pinupcutie1970

26. To the poster that listed her "conquests". I don't think she slept with Matt Leinart, (both sides have denied it). I don't know about the Chad Michael Murray thing either (he was dating Sophia Bush). But you're forgetting Joe Francis (the girls gone wild idiot), the Sum41 guy (I don't know his name but he just got married to Avril Lavigne), and some reality show guy from Australia who says he had a one night stand with her, as well as Tom Sizemore (believe it or not).

Posted at 5:21PM on Aug 7th 2006 by CeCe

27. Why does this chick even bother to lie? Sex with two men? Who Paris (her x-fiance) Stavros, Nick Carter.......... Give us a brake!

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Holly

28. PARIS.....IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP AROUND THEN SLEEP AROUND. JUST OWN UP TO IT. MEN IN HOLLYWOOD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND FOREVER. BUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE AN EXTENTED VACATION FROMN THE CAMERA! NO REALLY, YOU AND LL PLAN A LITTLE TRIP CAUSE' I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE ON THIS, WE SERIOUSLY CANNOT HANDEL ONE MORE STUPID ATTEMPT AT DRUDGING UP ATTENTION FOR YOURSELF.

Posted at 5:38PM on Aug 7th 2006 by MMB

29. ok..its sad when people say that they want TMZ and the media to stop paying attention to her, and that they cant stand her, yet can name all of Paris Hilton's suppossed sexual partners.....heres a note: if you want the media to stop paying her mind, STOP READING EVERYTHING ABOUT HER!
Who cares who she slept with....if you lived her life, and was surrounded by those kinds of people you just may be the same way.
Though I agree with most people, I cant see her being with only two people. Then again, if you were a guy going out with her, youd say you slept with her. I think she just ought to be quiet, because this is only going to blow up in her face.

Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Gimli

30. Why Paris can't figure out WHY people love to hate her is beyond me. If she died tomorrow, what would people say at her funeral? She had pretty hair? She said "that's hot" more than anyone else on the planet? Ms. Hilton get a clue. You may have alot of money, but you are worthless as a human being. I don't care who you dick around with. Don't you realize it's MUCH harder to make fun of someone who does charitable things such as feed the poor in Africa? Do you think when Princess Di died, everyone was sad because she was "hot"? Pull your head out, and realize flashing your booty at cameras is not the way to ingratiate yourself into the public's heart (ask for help with the big words, honey) You did this to yourself, b----!

Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 7th 2006 by Caitlin Horton

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