Some sexy celebs have been cuttin' a serious rug lately. Paris tried her hips at Pure, to -- well, let's just say mixed reviews.
But Paris was a prude compared to Cindy Crawford, who did a serious lap dance for hubby Randy Gerber last week on a yacht in St. Tropez. She performed to the tunes of Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley.
And a story on dancing queens would not be complete without an appearance by the beloved Richard Simmons. He got his very own parade in South Sioux City, Nebraska.