Dancing Queens

Some sexy celebs have been cuttin' a serious rug lately. Paris tried her hips at Pure, to -- well, let's just say mixed reviews.

But Paris was a prude compared to Cindy Crawford, who did a serious lap dance for hubby Randy Gerber last week on a yacht in St. Tropez. She performed to the tunes of Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley.



And a story on dancing queens would not be complete without an appearance by the beloved Richard Simmons. He got his very own parade in South Sioux City, Nebraska.

Richard Simmons




Tags: Cindy Crawford, CindyCrawford, Pam Anderson, PamAnderson, Paris Hilton, ParisHilton, Richard Simmons, RichardSimmons, Vanessa Minnilo, VanessaMinnilo

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1. Vanessa is so hot! I'm so glad she and Nick have broken up. She needs to be with Derek again.

Posted at 7:55PM on Aug 10th 2006 by nikki

2. I knew Mr. Pr*ck, I mean Mr Nick was going to dump her, since he didn't really wanted to kiss her publicly. She was all over him, trying to get him to kiss her, but NADA. I wonder who will be his next flavor of the week.

Posted at 9:51PM on Aug 10th 2006 by hilda

3. Nick is so hot this week in Australia. He has been seen out and about with a hot model. She looks a little like Jessica. The word is here that he is still very in love with Jessica but still playing the field. That Vanessa chick was never good enough for Nick.

Posted at 11:29PM on Aug 10th 2006 by taylor

4. Where are you guys getting your info that Nick dumped Vanessa? I have not heard about that yet.

Posted at 12:13AM on Aug 11th 2006 by jessica

5. #6 Jessica, it will be soon announced that Nick and Vanessa are no longer an item. Jessica has a new song coming out called I Belong to Me about Nick. It's obvious these two will be back together. As much as I would have liked to seen Nick and Vanessa together I have come to the conclusion Nick and Jessica's love for one another is truly one of the kind. Vanessa was the rebound girl and it never works out unfortunely. But I am happy for Nick and Jessica.

Posted at 12:42AM on Aug 11th 2006 by mindy

6. haha richard simmons is soo hilarious!

Posted at 2:37AM on Aug 11th 2006 by me

7. Paris and Vanessa can't busta-anything except make the people subjected to them busta-gut laughing at their complete lack of ability and talent.

Posted at 4:36AM on Aug 11th 2006 by glitteratti

8. These dancing clips goes to show you that WHITE GIRLS simply cannot dance unless they are rigorously trained like B. Spears, C. Aguilera, Dannity Kane. They have literally no soul or fluidity to their movements at all. Look at Vanessa - all the other ones could only toss their hair as a form of dancing. Paris by far was the worst. These women need some more alcohol and some dance lessons. Jessica Simpson cannot dance either. They suck. Get some alcohol, some soul and some serious dance lessons. They are stiff as bricks and tossing your hair is not dancing - it is a total stripper move.

Posted at 6:49AM on Aug 11th 2006 by sahar

9. These videos prove that white girls simply have no soul and cannot dance unless they are trained (e.g. B. Spears, C. Aguilera, Aubrey). With the exception of Vanessa, all the women could do is toss back their hair - which is not dancing but a stripper move. They could not sway their hips to the beat, work it down to the ground - they were so stiff. Jessica Simpson sucks too. Advice: get some dance lessons before hitting the clubs. Their "dance offs" are even more absurd.

Posted at 6:55AM on Aug 11th 2006 by sahar

10. I dunno about any of those folks "real" love-life----all I KNOW is when I clicked on "comments", I thought I would see comments about the DANCING, albeit good, bad or completely WASTED! LOL And here I was thinking this sh*t was/is strictly for 'entertainment purposes" and/or "publicity, good OR bad"! Man, I would've LOVED to have been a part of that little wedding party of Pam & Bob's! Pam let those cameras stay JUST close enough, eh? And Vanessa at Pure? At least that child KNOW the actual WORDS to most of the songs she was lip-synching too! Paris...what to say about that girl that HASNT already been said? Nothing. She's unimportant to me. Moving along....If I gambled, I'd bet that one of those lovely people on the yacht were providing party favors to the other guests!! Ya know, something along the lines like X, coke or something similar. Miss Cindy surrreeeee does have the look of a person who's 'rollin'---not drunk! She's always been portrayed as responsible, but even a married woman WITH children needs to "get her groove on" & with her OWN husband, no less! LOL YOU GO CINDY!

Next week the headlines will scream, "RANDY GERBER IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER---HIS WIFE!!" LMAO or maybe "WHAT'S HAPPENING TO CINDY? Has she CAVED IN from all the PRESSURE of running with a BAD crowd?"....& would likely be accompanied by some blown-up old, sh*tty shot of her, looking her worst! (which, by the way, would prolly be MY BEST day...lol) I love ALL those little videos.! At least they were ALL having a good time! Now THAT's good stuff!

Posted at 8:10AM on Aug 11th 2006 by victoria

11. Richard Simmons dances better than Paris! I'm not trying to be a "hater", but that girl cannot dance. Seriously, I'm not trying to be like that douche bag Penny Marshall, but check out this link of Paris. If you couldn't stand her before this will help. It's so freakin funny, because she's always saying how everyone else gives her a bad rep!

http://www.ballz.info/paris-hilton/paris-airing-it-out-in-st-tropez/

Posted at 8:43AM on Aug 11th 2006 by ashley

12. I positively HATE the way Paris dances. She looks like a damn fool whose trying TOO hard to be sexy and failing at the task miserably.

Posted at 8:47AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Jennifer

13. Where on earth did you come up with the idea that Paris Hilton is in any way remotely near sexy? Puhleeeze! The walking parasite should just go away.

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Audrey

14. Get rope partners...let's string her up!

Oh come on you guys, we all love to hate this girl (Paris). She’s entertains us, in a ‘train wreck’ sort of way.

Posted at 10:37AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Nance

15. He did kiss her you freaken idiot---I saw the tape on E! News. I have said this a million times on this----He did kiss her and it was everywhere the next day?? Are you new?? AND THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP!! COME ON NOW FOLKS.. GET YOUR DAMN FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU SPEAK. THIS IS HOW RUMORS GET STARTED.

Posted at 11:35AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Kristina

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