Lohan Has a Stalker

46. LINDSAY!!! I hate your eyebrows! They suck!

Posted at 5:58PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Jaymay

47. I can now reveal, rather candidly, that I am Lindsay's stalker. I mean no harm and I am totally dismayed at recent occurences concerning stalkers on a certain B Spears - they give us all a bad name (who would stalk that hussy anyway?).

It all began at age 12 when I do believe that I saved her life, at least that is how a dream I had unravelled. Please accept me for who I am, after all I only want to show her a better way of life. I send her a dozen red roses every day and I have a shrine. Please forgive me, I'm on my last legs....

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 10th 2006 by JJ (John Juliet)

48. Will the real Slim Stalker please stand up ?

Posted at 6:16PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Em

49. #23 Ha! Ha! God I love it!!! That's so funny!!!

Posted at 6:24PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Mrs. Scott

50. I dunno if this is real or fake, but if it is real, i dont blame the ''alleged stalker'' who wouldnt want to rub those large round breasts and suck on her long toes?

Posted at 6:34PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Randall

51. I'd like to put some
barbecue sauce on that butt
and just bite, bite, bite, bite,
munch, munch, munch!
- Ah-whoo!

Posted at 6:44PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Champ kind

52. Woww first of all for number 12..... you are acting like an imature child.. So wat if she is unatractive as some of u may think, she is actually beautiful but that is just an opinoion. many poeple may olso think ur not beautiful. so dont be so sure of yoursleves. but as for the ones who say that sending flowers and letters is not stalking.. i agree. it is just a graceful way of saying how he likes her.. but it may be a little freaky guys, 7 letters. wow! but still i believe they are over reacting. but lindsey does seem to think that the4 whole world revolves around her as she is always thinking much of herslef but the truth is that she is just a normal human and i believe she should learn that. i believe many other famouse starts have had stalker.. but we dont see it all over the internet, now do we .... so i sudgest lindsey takes a lil chill pill and relaxes ehrself down. but as for that man, its a lil biit freaky wen u get SEVEN letterss!

Posted at 6:53PM on Aug 10th 2006 by jessy

53. Someday that washed up hag will wish for the attention of a 'stalker'. What an egomaniac.

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Monica

54. oo and i also am startin to agree wit number 25

Posted at 6:58PM on Aug 10th 2006 by jessy

55. Honestly, I like Lindsay....and think she's totally cute. All you people out there ... You guys just need to stop being jealous.

Posted at 7:01PM on Aug 10th 2006 by janelle

56. 7 letters ! I didnt know that there were seven letters. This is obviously a secret message from satanic stalkers that they intend to abduct Lindsay away to a cave in the hills for nefarious ritualistic purposes.

I have done my research on 7:

The number of heads of the beast of the Book of Revelation, and of some other monsters, like the hydra

The number of Seven Virtues and the corresponding Seven Deadly Sins:

The number of gateways traversed by Inanna during her descent into the underworld

** We must protect Lindsay ** They are coming to get her. AAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted at 7:07PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Baphomet

57. Lohan's got a stalker? Yeah, suuuure she does!
I wouldn't worry too much about it if it is true...no harm'll come to her as the dude is obviously blind... uhm, maybe he'll smell her. The chick was cute once upon a time, but now she just looks like she's been ridden hard (probably has) and put up wet...The girl looks like she stinks even in her pictures....I really feel sorry for her, she's a bitch and knows of no other way to behave...

Posted at 7:25PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Dean

58. WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not stand her. She is a mean and hateful person to do this to someone. # 3 is right, a stalker will not leave thier # and name and say nice things to or about you. They are mean and threaten your life and alot of them want to kill you. She is a sicko and I hope no one keeps giving her a pay check because thats what happens when people go to see her movies. We are paying her.

Posted at 7:27PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Anna

59. if that man was trying to stalk her, i dont think that he would leave his name & number!!

Posted at 7:43PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Deonna-Nikhole

60. Why are you guys so mean? what did lindsay lohan
do to you guys? really get real! if you dont like her
than dont make her the center of your lives.. if you
dont care than why would you post ? i mean all of
you are just jealous because lindsay lohan didnt
do anything wrong so shes not the skank you guys
are..

Posted at 7:45PM on Aug 10th 2006 by No