My Life. My Card. My PopoZao.

Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

K-Fed: click to watch!
AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

Here's what we think K-Fed's spot might look like.



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16. K-Fed! Oh, WOW! It's so cool that you're on here commenting about yourself!! Are you still living in the basement??

You can buy a car with that bitchin' black Amex - then put it upon blocks in the yard. Just like home!

Posted at 2:02AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Moron Detector

17. KUDOS TO KEV AND BRITNEY FOR
KEEPING IT REAL AND IGNORING ALL
THE HATERS. JUST SAY NO TO ENVY!

Posted at 3:52AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Higgins

18. I want to be the first to coin the term "FED-EX".

Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Julie

19. Is #7 Serious? If so, get some help!

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 11th 2006 by kathryn

20. We would hope he would pay his child support off! to support the other children he has!

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 11th 2006 by victoria

21. I don't care what anyone says. The sex can't be that great or special enough for Britney to put up with his gravy train riding, too busy to help raise any of his children, overly fertile, party player ass.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 11th 2006 by liz

22. Poor Britty's really lost her mind now (sigh). K-Fed you are the loooooooser of the century. Enjoy the ride now because its not going to last much longer. Its going to be trailer park city for the K-Fed.... POPOZOOOOOWWWWW HAH!

Posted at 12:14PM on Aug 11th 2006 by Courtney

23. 'My life is Papo Zao' lmao!

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 11th 2006 by Pilaf

24. #8, 10 and 11, are you people serious? You must have some kind of brain tumor to think KFed is cool. How could you possible think that? Let's see, does he work to support his families, does he respect women, does he appreciate his free-ride, does he have talent? I think the answer you are looking for is no to all of the above. I guess he would seem cool to 14 and 15 year old boys, do yourself a favor and idolize someone else. I did however appreciate the good laugh from reading your comments, but now I feel really sorry for you. Please get off the computer and spend time with your mamas.

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 11th 2006 by WTF!

25. Can everybody say RETARDED!! Britney will be BROKE and on WELFARE in a year!!

Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 11th 2006 by michelle

26. I think he doesn't need Britney to get one. I mean he's a millionaire himself. He got paid $250,000 to model and $20,000 for each club appearance. So maybe he just decided he wanted one?

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 11th 2006 by yelena

27. Yelena - millionaire yeah right. trailer trash more like it. As soon as Brit realizes what a loser she married, amex will take back the black. thankfully britt does not need his help to pay for raising the kids. she can even help pay for shar's kids. oh yeah i forgot, she probably already does.

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 11th 2006 by sara

28. haha, all those comments of approval for K-DED...he's probably writing those himself...just to make it look like everyone DOESNT hate him when WE DO!!!!

Posted at 3:23PM on Aug 11th 2006 by veronica

29. #28, You need more money than that to keep up with that card. NOBODY would even care about that loser if he were not with that piece of rich white trash. She is the best example of a redneck coming into money.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 11th 2006 by kathryn

30. Britney is stupid to give k-fag even 1 dime. That no talent rapper wanna -be will leave her a** just like her left Shar.

Posted at 4:21PM on Aug 11th 2006 by Smitty

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