My Life. My Card. My PopoZao.

Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

K-Fed: click to watch!
AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

Here's what we think K-Fed's spot might look like.



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31. That pic is SO doctored... look at his hands... they are blury and the card very bold. BAD photoshop job guys...

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 11th 2006 by newbie

32. I think he has enough money to keep up with the card. He got like 2 million for producing Chaotic, plus all his club appearances-there were at least 20 in the last year.

Posted at 7:14PM on Aug 11th 2006 by yelena

33. he is a IDIOT

Posted at 9:16PM on Aug 11th 2006 by larry

34. OMG. seriously.

even thought stars are under a microscope nowadays and we read about their lives 24/7..and dont know them personally. i still find it pretty sad. i mean, i really thought britney was much smarter than that. i mean, she knew the formula to pump and sell (meaningless. crap) in to a success. and she had a killer bod. with millions. and she throws it away for this........THIS....THIS WANNABE GOOD FOR NOTHING TOOL!!! HE THINKS HE'S ALL "BADASS:" HE'S NOT EVEN A MAN AT ALL. USING HIS WIFE'S MONEY FOR STUPID SHIZZ AND CALLING HIMSELF A SUPERSTAR. IF HE REALLY IS A MAN, HE WOULD TRY TO HOLD A JOB (EVEN IF IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO BRITNEY'S PAY) HE SHOULD ATLEAST TRY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THEIR SON. IT'S REALLY PATHETIC WHEN HIS SON FINDS OUT LATER THAT BRIT IS KEVIN'S SUGA MAMA///WHO HAS NOTHING TO HIS NAME.

really, he is nothing but a joke. BUT HEEEY, WHAT DO I KNOW?

Posted at 1:28AM on Aug 12th 2006 by sheryl

35. hey Dfed what does the D stand for deuche........ the next james bond are kidding with that sh*t..ya your right if they had a plot set in alabama...you tool

Posted at 6:11AM on Aug 12th 2006 by DfedisAdeuche

36. Dfed is a tool.......

Posted at 6:15AM on Aug 12th 2006 by DfedisAdeuche

37. Hey TMZ--what's with the sh*tty voice over?
Could you not have gotten a guy with a better accent to do it? It sounds like Ali G!

Posted at 7:20AM on Aug 12th 2006 by anonymous

38. ... I am still waiting for K-Feds hit track. ... "If I only had a brain"

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 12th 2006 by omz

39. what is she doing?Buying his love.What a stupid b***h

Posted at 7:37AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by brina

40. This guy is just using her for money>>>>BRITNEY WAKE UP

Posted at 4:41AM on Aug 25th 2006 by britney needs counseling

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