Hottest Videos -- Week of 08/06

I MEAN IF THE AVERAGE JOE CAN BE AT THE SAME NITECLUBS,THEN WE DON'T WANT TO
BE THERE,FOR PARIS,JESSICA AND LINDSAY TO MIX WITH JUST ANYONE,NOT FOR US!!!
AND STEVE-O,WOULDN'T EVEN GET NEAR THE DOOR AT ANY OF HONOLULU'S HOTTEST
NIGHTCLUBS!! THESE PEOPLE GIVE HUNDREDS TO THE BOUNCERS ,WAITRESSES,AND
BARTENDERS LIKE NOTHING!! IF YOU GOT TO GET YOUR MONEY FROM DADDY,THEN ITS
BETTER TO STAY IN HOLLYWOOD!! AND SOMETIMES THERE'S PARTIES AT KAHOOLAWE
THAT LAST A WEEK!!

IN HONOLULU,HAWAII,I AGREE IF THESE TEENYBOBBERS NEED CASH FROM THEIR DAD'S,
THEN STAY IN HOLLYWOOD,THESE PEOPLE DROP HUNDREDS LIKE NOTHING,GIVING IT TO
ALL THE HELP,AND PARTYING THE NIGHTS AWAY,TILL 4AM,THEN ITS OFF TO ANOTHER
LOCATION,USUALLY A YACHT AT THE ALA WAI OR A CONDO IN WAIKIKI!! SO PARIS,LINDSAY,
AND JESSICA STAY IN HOLLYWOOD,AND MIX WITH THE AVERAGE JOES!!! AND TELL STEVE-
O NOT TO EVEN TRY AND GET IN ,IN HONLULU,HE WOULD END UP ON THE SIDEWALK!!
THOSE HAWAIIAN BOUNCERS ARE HUGE,AND DON'T FOOL AROUND!!!

WHO OR WAHT IS STEVE-O,NEVER HEARD OF HIM ANYWAY!! AND THESE BOUNCERS
WOULD GO SO WHAT YOU'RE LINDSAY LOHAN,OR STEVE-O,LEAVE NOW!! BOTH OF YOU
DON'T WANT TO MEET THE OPUNUI BROTHERS OF HONOLULU!! AND PARIS AND JESSICA
DON'T IMPRESS THEM NEITHER!!! THEY WERE BOTH FIRED FROM HILTON,FOR TELLING OFF
A BOSS THERE!!

HEY I'M ALIKA,AND I'VE SEEN SOME WILD PARTIES IN HONOLULU,HAWAII LIKE NOTHING
THOSE TEENYBOBBERS HAVE BEEN TOO,AND THAT GUY IS RIGHT,PARIS,LINDSAY,AND
JESSICA AREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE AT THESE PEOPLE!! AND IF THEY GOT TO GET
CASH FROM DADDY'S OR EX'S,THEN STAY IN HOLLYWOOD!!

OK,I GUESS BETWEEN ALIKA AND I,THOSE LADIES GOT THE MESSAGE,.THEY AREN'T GOOD
ENOUGH TO COME AND PARTY IN HONOLULU,HAWAII,THATS WHY HAWAII IS THE CENTER
OF THE PACIFIC,EVERYONE COMES HERE,SOONER OR LATER!! EVEN THAT RODRIGUES
LADY FROM LOST FOUND PARTY IN HONOLULU IS FUNNNNNN! SO MUCH FUN,SHE GOT A
DUI EVEN!

WOOPEE ABOUT THOSE LADIES!!! JUST RICH BRATS!!

An Open Letter to Nicole Ritchie:

Nicole, you are a beautiful girl. You changed your lifestyle, you stopped hanging around with Paris, you got off drugs, which is very admirable.

You have so much going for you, looks, talent, a great dresser and you appear to be a loving and caring person.

But, Nicole, please, EAT. Do you want to wind up like Karen Carpenter?

You looked beautiful when you first lost the weight after rehab, but Nicole, you have gone way to far now. Take it from a former fat person, I lost 120 pounds and I feel great. Would I want to look like you though, only your face, your clothes, your smile.

Please, seek professional help before its to late.

You have the whole world at your disposal, you can do anything you choose to do, but unless you put on some weight, you are going to die, and I would hate for you to give Paris the satisfaction.

Even if you put on 10 pounds you would look like the lady you appear you want to be.

As an outsider and someone you will never know, please, I am begging you, EAT.