Heath and Michelle Heart the Paparazzi

46. Heath and his chimp girlfriend need to get over themselves already. Every star in Hollywood has to deal with the paparazzi. Some deal with it more gracefully then giving the middle finger like two 12 year olds.

Posted at 9:24AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Heat!

47. Okay, so these people want us to drop our money to see them in the movies, alas making them famous. When they decide they want to take a break from being a "movie star", they want you to do what they want. These people need therepy. (Michelle also needs a new sylist, that swimsuit is hideous).

Posted at 9:41AM on Aug 16th 2006 by kathryn

48. Although some of the photographers do invade stars privacy not all of them are stalkers. This is what showbiz is now. If they really didn't like it they wouldn't be provoking the kind of response they will get by flipping the bird.

Posted at 10:04AM on Aug 16th 2006 by JJ

49. I think this is hilarious.....makes me think of something my husband and myself would do....I love it! They have every right to some privacy! So lighten up all you people that say "just deal with it, you're in the public eye so expect it"! They don't owe the camera every access to their private life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:08AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Babee

50. You know I never understood the Heath/Michelle couple thingy. I think that Heath became so involved in his role in brokeback that he found the first thing with a vagina and put a baby in her. Funny, I loved the movie, but now whenever I see Jake with Lance and Matthew I see him as gay, but not the same with Heath. I think Jake should have been nominated for the Best Actor Oscar because I'm still convinced that he could "love" another man.

Posted at 10:32AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Rochelle

51. #48, your right on.

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 16th 2006 by kathryn

52. absolutely hilarious!!! Great pic.

Posted at 12:20PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Jenny

53. !HOLLY DOG SH*T!!

If he dressed her up in a vest and a leash, he could become an an organ grinder and make her dance on the streets for pennies.

She looks like that little "hald ape/ half human" (SCHAKA) from the 80s tv show; Land of the Lost.

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Hilarious

54. i did not just post that.

Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 16th 2006 by RebeccaBBBBBBB

55. #49, just because Jake is a talented actor does not mean he is really gay. That is precisely the reason that many actors, straight or gay, are reluctant to play gay, since if they do a good job in the part, people will spread rumors that they are gay. A very recent example is Gael Garcia Bernal. Yet, many gay men complain about how some actors refuse to play gay because they are afraid of being suspected as gay. This is a strange world, and many gay men very confused

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Leigh

56. Does the sign say "Fuck off"?

Did you bozos photoshop out their penis-like fingers?

I'm not sure who is funnier, they or thee!

Posted at 6:41PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Weary Dunlop

57. Hahaha!! Very very good! Those paparazzi need to be reminded where to draw the line. Good actors play in movies and plays for the sake of art! There is no contract saying they're selling their lives to the ones watching their work. This is the biggest stupidity I have ever heard of and people saying that are not thinking. The manner in which you handle the public life depends on how you are as a human..Jake Gyllenhaal is a more opened, sociable guy and he's used to this kind of treatment,as he's part of a hollywoodian family.Heath and Michelle are not. For them privacy is one major factor in developing their lives and raising their child.They are normal people just like most of us who want to keep their lives in their own hands,not in other people's hands. Acting does not involve prostitution.

Posted at 4:20AM on Aug 17th 2006 by Adriana

58. First, she obviously didn't want to be photographed at ALL, not just in that suit. Second, I don't think stars should have to give up their privacy just because of their jobs. What kind of sickos want to know all that crap about people who are just there to entertain us? We'd do better as a nation to put our political figures under the paparazzi spotlight, THOSE are the people who have to power to screw with our lives.
By the way, is it possible that she was wearing a "modest" bathing suit precisely because she IS a parent?

Posted at 6:26AM on Aug 17th 2006 by Elaine

59. WOW... Who is he dating again? Cause she look like she could be ten years old. I didn't even recognize her face or anything. How sad! He must've been incognito or something though cause I didn't even recognize him from his former clean cut look. WOW... What a change.

Posted at 7:07AM on Aug 17th 2006 by Heather

60. GO HEATH AND MICHELLE!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS DOESN'T MEAN YOU WANT THE ATTENTION 24-7!! THESE ARE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS THAT WANT NORMAL PRIVACY EVERY NOW AND THEN. THE PAPARRAZI NEEDS TO LEARN THEIR PLACE....GET YOUR STORY, GET YOUR PICS AND THEN F@*& OFF!!! HA HA HA

Posted at 7:13AM on Aug 17th 2006 by SHEILA