Paris Hilton, World Record Winner

46. Too funny! This skank deserves this one!

Posted at 9:14AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Paris reeks

47. Devil Chaser I was talking about you not everyone else. To tell people not to say things then say things yourself is stupid. Freedom of Speech is for everyone not only you.

Posted at 9:39AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Devil Chaser is cuckoo

48. Guiness Book is HOT!

Posted at 9:50AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Bottlebrush

49. YES! I LOVE IT!

Posted at 9:59AM on Aug 16th 2006 by steph

50. Paris is such a sleazy whore and a wanna-be.

Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 16th 2006 by JJ

51. Hey.....I've got an idea...if we as TMZ people just stop reading and commenting on any thing that has to do with this worthless ho....maybe just maybe TMZ will get the hint and stop putting her on site every single freakin' day! Just a thought! This is my last time to comment on the PH. She is so worthless! Bye to all!

Posted at 10:12AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Babee

52. First off # 30 you have some issues. Second, for thos of you who say she can act and sing, uh hello are you deaf??? Last but not least she is a homewrecking ho bag that is only popular because people like to make fun of her. She makes people feel better about themselves because we are not her. Finally what is up with that lazy eye?? That is so NOT HOT!!!!!!

Posted at 10:13AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Laura

53. Hopefully with her popularity growing smaller by the day we will see less stories about her!

Posted at 10:35AM on Aug 16th 2006 by C. Mitchell

54. Paris Hilton doesn't even get it that she's a national joke. She truly believes she's talented and beautiful. Paris you are butt ass ugly! You have a lazy eye, a beak nose, your hair is made of yarn, monster feet, a pancake ass and no boobs. Go away you stupid bitch!

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Molly

55. Dumb slut, lol!! Why does the media rave over her anyways? She's flat, bony and looks like a damn ostrich. Thanks Guiness Book, for expressing the truth about this no-class, talentless bimbo!!

By the way, I heard that she said that she reads what we write on tmz.com and is hurt by what she reads. Know what that means, Paris? Keep your ugly mug off of our televisions for a while, you attention whore!! We're sick of you!!

Posted at 11:30AM on Aug 16th 2006 by Kelser

56. paris is so pretty cool and talented she is so perfect!!!!!
i am like biggest fan ever!!!!!

paris is gorgous!

Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 16th 2006 by paris hiltons and nicole richies biggest fan*hayley*

57. i personally dont think paris is a big ho.i do think that is the perfect title for her.what has she done for her to be all over every magazine and tv show?now shes comming out with a cd cuz shes rich enouph to buy the studio.and does anybody else think the simple life is THE MOST STUPID SHOW EVER!!paris is just dumb but nicole ritchie should not be allowed to watch peoples kids!!shed never come near mine!!!i hate her!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 16th 2006 by nena

58. So I've devised a new genre of jokes. Since some blondes are not stupid, I think it's only just to have some Paris Hilton jokes. "Having sex with Paris Hilton would be like _____________"

My first one is this:
Having sex with Paris Hilton would be like molesting a chopstick and then injecting yourself with 50 of the most common STDs.

It's funny because it's true!

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Colin!

59. It's about time someone put that slut in this book. I always thought it would be for giving the most oral sex to a single COUNTRY, but this works too. And someone give her some food before she dies of starvation.

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Bobby Ocean

60. Everyone gives Paris such a bad rep! Sure, she has the I.Q of a rhino, but who doesn't in Hollywood?!? And think about it, she did say she wouldn't have sex with anyone for TWO years! What other celeb would ever do that!? Maybe ya'll should focus on her qualities for once!!!

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 16th 2006 by elise