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Dustin's Empty Threats?

Posted Aug 16th 2006 12:11PM by TMZ Staff

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Dustin Hoffman was caught on tape shopping at The Card Factory in Beverly Hills yesterday.

As the Oscar winner crosses the street and notices the paparazzi, he says the weirdest thing. Not quite sure where he's going with this, but we've concluded that his sense of humor is definitely on the quirky side.

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16. Evertime I poo now I afraid that Dustin is coming to get me

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Scared

17. Does this mean that he suffers from Coprophagia?
If so he needs some help with that.
Thats a nice dinner conversation to have. Where do you work that in?

"So Bill how are you? Really thats great to hear. (by th way, do you mind if I watch you use the toilet?) Very Spicey Dirty Dusty: wink

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 16th 2006 by GROWLER

18. Once he flings the door open on his victim.
What is it he intends to do exactly?

a.) masturbate
b.) soil himself
c.) walk around like "Rain Man" saying POO, POO is good, I Like POO.
d.) ask to see the turd in question.

Posted at 6:11PM on Aug 16th 2006 by I like to Watch

19. Dude,

What is this guys fasination with another man Bowel Movements.
Jez, thats kinda nasty.

Is he going to be Bustin the door down to get a look? OR hidding under the sink/ behind shower curtain. Maybe even in the toilet bowl
ITSELF.

Posted at 6:22PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Turd Burgular

20. NO. 18

You forgot answer E.

ALL OF THE ABOVE. lol

Posted at 6:53AM on Aug 18th 2006 by Dingo Lunch

21. True or False?

MK OLSEN weighs less than the average American house cat.

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 19th 2006 by I am a Man of Science

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