Brody Plays the Field

16. Josh, your not really working. Your just hanging out in front of a club that is starting to get tired. The same c listers over and over. You need to pound the pavement and get us some good stuff with REAL celebs.

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 18th 2006 by A B

17. Paris will team up with anybody as long as she pisses Nicole Richie off...she should be careful though..Nicole might get so upset and miss a meal or two

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 18th 2006 by ANON

18. LOLOLOL! And Paris gives Brody the gift that keeps on giving. F*cking terrorist!! I guess she feels that if her twat has to burn like the Mojave, she's taking everyone she can down with her.

Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 18th 2006 by Jane

19. Just because you wear a dress doesn't make you a lady.

Posted at 2:57PM on Aug 18th 2006 by ea

20. Funniest thing to me is the restaurant's name is "il tramezzino" which, in Italian literally refers to a cheap sandwhich without crust, on white bread, with hame and cheese. I eat them all the time in Rome. It's literally like calling a trendy restaurant "the grilled cheese bistro" or some such nonsense

Posted at 3:25PM on Aug 18th 2006 by whatevs

21. I think that's Perez Hilton who got into the car with her at the end there.

Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 18th 2006 by Luella

22. useless clip...

Posted at 4:34PM on Aug 18th 2006 by lolita

23. How is that awkward? For who Brody or Kristin? They both said they parted as friends. Besides, Kristin is the underaged strumpet going into the club. She should worry. Brody has known both Nicole and Paris for many years. Didn't they all grow up in Malibu? Heck, he was banging c-listers way before Barbie Cavallari popped in for her 15 minutes and will do so again and again....

TMZ - did you ever wonder why THESE "stars" you catch are so easy to catch? Um, cuz' they let you. When they don;t want you to, Woody kicks your ass. They need you dopes to keep their 15 minutes going. Stop filming anyone of them for 30 days and they will vanish like a turd after flushing the toliet.

Real stars will make it on acting, singing, writing, etc,... Not just because they slept with someone's husband...

Posted at 7:19PM on Aug 18th 2006 by S. Pratt

24. PARIS IS SO PERFECT SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GURL ON THIS EARTH SHE IS SO TALENTED SO COOL SO FUNNY!!!
I LOVE PARIS !

Posted at 9:10PM on Aug 18th 2006 by paris hiltons and nicole richies biggest fan*hayley*

25. JUST ADMIT IT , CELEBS HAVE TO MANY ISSUES . THE MONEY WENT TO THERE HEADS , THEY THINK NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO THEM. THEY'RE ALL INVISIBLE. WELL THEY THINK THEY'RE BUT THEY AREN'T.

CELEBS DIVORCE RATE IS OVER 60% , THEY DON'T EVEN TRY OR MAYBE THEY THINK THEY DO , BUT WHEN IT COMES TO IT, THE NEXT THING THEY'RE DOING IS GETTING DIVORCE , ESCAPING FROM THERE PROBLEMS. GUESS WHO HURTS , THE CHILDREN , THE PARENTS AREN'T SHOWING A GOOD EXAMPLE TO THE CHILDREN . THE CHILDREN LOOKS AND SAYS , WELL WHO'S THE NEXT "CELEB" MAMA / DADDY MARRYING . IT'S ALL A GAME . WHO'S GOING TO SCORE, REPEATING A PATTERN. CELEBS WILL NEVER LEARN.

FEMALE CELEBS , INSTEAD OF THEM HAVING THERE OWN BABIES , THEY ADOPT , NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT , BUT YOU NOW WHY THEY ADOPT SO THEY DONT GAIN WEIGHT , ITS AN WEIGHT ISSUE . THAT'S ANOTHER GAME , FEMALE CELEBS , WANTS TO SEE WHO'S THE SKINNEST. WATCH THERE WEIGHT , EXERCISE AND WHEN SHOW TIME COMES , WHICH ONE WEIGHS THE LESS , AND WEAR THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLOTHING.

MALE CELEBS , SOME WILL WEAR THE BEST CLOTHING AND WHO'S WEARING "THE MOST EXPENSIVE BLING". THE MALES AREN'T ANY BETTER THAN THE FEMALES , ALWAYS CHALLENGING EACH OTHER , WHICH CELEB FEMALE THEY CAN GET NEXT. CLOUT IS ANOTHER THING WITH MALES / FEMALES , BEING WITH THE ONE WHO HAS THE MOST MONEY. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THESE COUPLES , BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT , THEY'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER OR GETTING A DIVORCE . UNHAPPY PEOPLE.

CELEBS ARE THE MOST "UNHAPPY" PEOPLE , MOST ARE "ACTING" WHEN THEY'RE INFRONT OF A CAMERA, "OH LOOK AT ME / US " WE'RE HAPPY , NO WORRIES , BUT UNDER THAT SMILING FACE , THERE'S A PERSON WHO'S NOT HAPPY WITH THERE RELATIONSHIP.

MORAL OF THIS STORY ARE : CELEBS ARE ONLY WORRIED ABOUT THE STATUS , MONEY ( WHO HAS THE MOST $$$$$ ) , AND WHO HAS THE "BIGGEST MANSION , WHO CAN GIVE THE BIGGEST PARTIES , BUT IN THE MEANTIME , THERE LIVES ARE MISERABLE.

Posted at 4:23AM on Aug 19th 2006 by justpicky

26. Paris definitely drinks. She lied about not drinking just like she lied about having only slept with 2 guys. Riiiiight!

Posted at 8:56AM on Aug 19th 2006 by h8er#1

27. Once again the sluty Paris Hilton would be involved.

Posted at 9:18PM on Aug 20th 2006 by foster

28. AWww paris is so sweet u cant hate on someone you dont know ya take everything paparrzi saya seriously

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Nay

29. True, 28, but it's Paris. Paris is only trying to tick Nicole off. I really think that Paris is jealous of everyone that's better than her.

Posted at 9:08PM on Sep 17th 2006 by EL