Rosie's Angsty Pre-"View" Poetry

Rosie O'Donnell is clearly conflicted about her upcoming debut as a co-host on "The View" -- and she's letting her feelings spill out for all to read. On her blog, O'Donnell has given her fans and observers a taste of what she's been thinking in advance of joining Barbara, Joy, and Elisabeth at the kaffeeklatsch, almost in real-time and in a stripped-down shorthand (and all-lower-case) verse that might best described as Hai-M.

Last Thursday, she caused a minor stir when she reacted to having seen the new "View" promos, in which she's portrayed as just one of the girls. "It will be hard 4 me/2 not b/the boss," she wrote. But Friday, she did something of an about-face, writing, "I am excited about the view ... hoping they all like me ... cuz there is nothing better/than being a cast member."

And then yesterday, Rosie described an interaction at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmys (pictured above) with a reporter from Access Hollywood, who apparently asked her if she was happy about her former nemesis Star Jones' firing. Rosie wouldn't take the bait, according to her: "It would not have been fun for me/fighting everyday/life is 2 short."

Though her unabashed self-explication is certain to continue to make (little) waves, Rosie herself explains that it's just a way to work things out: "The discord is internal/inside myself. . .feelings are not fights." Rosie's full poetic discourse on "The View," complied into a mini-anthology, follows.



The Pre-"View"

by Rosie O'Donnell

i saw the new view promos
and found myself in the position
i loathe most
powerless

it will be hard 4 me
2 not b
the boss
it is already
and we have only just begun

i am excited about the view
like a new kid on the first day of school
hoping they all like me
that i fit in
cuz there is nothing better
then being a cast member

access hollywood
asked if i was happy
star was gone
b4 i could reply he added
- i would have loved 2 c u 2 go at it
smiling

it would not have been fun for me
fighting everyday
life is 2 short

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406. I love Rosie for the world to know. She is bright and has a good head on her shoulders.

Posted at 12:46AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Adriana

407. Rosie, You, I love you and i am female and married
You know what?
You belong on television with your own show and I miss you in that
sphere
The View is passe. All they are doing is using you to get the show on a better rating - go ahead and join in , and then follow up with your own show.
from Ireland with love,
Bernadette.

Posted at 12:46AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Bernadette McAtasney

408. I'm a true believer of Karma. What goes around comes around and God don't like ugly and he ain't to fond of Pretty. BW and Rosie are in for some Hell to come. The View is going to go down like the freakin Titanic and unfortunately I won't be there to see it because it will be a cold day in hell before I ever watch that show again. Oh and yes would someone please get rid of Elizabeth she is the worst!

Posted at 12:47AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Stephlaine

409. When Rosie joins The View , I will stop watching the show. Can't stand Rosie.
BAD CHOICE!!!

Posted at 12:48AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Shirley

410. I used to watch the View everyday, despite Elisabeth. The rest of the group kept it going and interesting. I loved Star Jones and think she added much to the program. I really don't care for Rosie O'Donnell and don't plan to watch when she comes on board. My sympathies to Barbara Walters as she tries to save this program. She had a great idea...and a great cast until now. If Joy decides to leave to, she may as well hang it up!

Posted at 12:51AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by carol

411. I will not watch the show anymore because she is what she is I use to like her but she should of been smart an not told I don.t care if she does wear mans pants

Posted at 12:52AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by lelah harmon

412. Does anyone remember when Rosie had a hit show? It wasn't because she was a b****. She can be very funny and as I remember, always took good care of her audience. I think she will do very well if she can loose some of her anger and let her funny side of her come out, and not be confrontational. If she is the way she was when she started her show, people will tune in just to watch her. She can win if she acts as smart as she is. In the meantime, I hope they rid of the that stupid Elizabeth, who adds nothing to the show and Joy can be brought down a notch or two cause she is getting pretty uppidity. They all seem to forget pretty fast why they were put on the show to begin with. They make alot of money and get alot of perks, so why can't they make it pleasurable for us to keep watching. I believe if nothing else, Barbara always seems to keep this in mind.

Posted at 12:52AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Tisa Fowler

413. ROSIE ROCKS!!! THE VIEW IS GONNA GET MORE RATINGS!!
GOOD FOR ABC ROSIE IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:52AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by frank rodrig

414. I watched the VIEW everyday but since star jones got fired I haven't watch it since.
rosie will definitely NOT get along with joy or elisabeth. I predict the show will be off the air by the end of the year. Good riddance.

Posted at 12:53AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by sue hill

415. You know, I find it rather disgusting - all this unnecessary and out of context "gay" bashing being done towards Rosie. Get a life! She's a REAL human being and this kind of hatred and ignorance affects people! People are getting killed over this kind of hatred right now in the Middle East, as we blog!!! Is that the legacy you hate mongers want to have on your tombstones? "I got to bash and make a homosexual feel horrible? Furthermore, Rosie is not even gay. She's a lesbian and no doubt blessed by the Divine like all of us, too.....despite what all you hate filled homo bashers want to believe or say about your fellow own human beings.

I've heard Rosie's nicer than most people. In fact, I once convinced an Independent Executive Film Producer (who himself spoke of hating her at the time - probably more because he perceived her as a woman who didn't know her place - aka keep your womanmouth shut) but I told him he was basing his opinions on nothing more than hearsay and that it would be decent of him to give her a chance. Sure enough, he came back from that meeting with her in New York AWED that he had been so far off. As a matter of fact, he ended up really liking her and (imagine) even admitted that he had been wrong about her.

Now I admit resenting her for not looking at my work and ignoring my emails......but deep down, I gotta know.....she has a right to do anything she wants like the rest of us!

In any case, she's on my calendar. I'm catching her debut the stupid View!

Posted at 12:53AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by j. Madison Rink

416. they all should drop off the face of the tube . elizabeth with that awful voice, barbara voice not any better but she is green poor soul did i read some where that she dated a black man? is that what her problem with star? did he drop her off to the curb?

Posted at 12:54AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by DOROTHY

417. i give her a few months and barbara had better watch her back as rosie will be trying to get rid of her and be the boss, she likes to push her own agenda. i never watch the show but since she was not in star's life how does she know she had bypass surgery,

Posted at 12:54AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by j.valentine

418. I THINK THE VIEW IS GOING TO HAVE A BOOST ADDING ROSIE TO THEIR CAST. STAR JONES LOOKS KIND OF PHONY ROSIE IS TRUE AND WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. I DONT CARE IF SHE IS GAY OR NOT SHE IS A HARD WORKING MAN I MEAN WOMAN AND SHE DELIVERS LOOK AT HER PREVIOUS SHOW, SHE DID GOOD AND WAS ALMOST THE BEST

Posted at 12:55AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by frank rodrig

419. Here iz 2 the peeps who feel it iz INFANTILE 2 rite in short version. 2 those of u who feel this, most peeps who use the internet type in this fashion. Its an internet shorthand, so most of u must be newbies 2 all of this. Rosie does have a blog, and I do read it. Its a helluv a better thing to read then the twits that have posted here. So what if she is gay? What does that have to do with anything?!? 4 those of u that judge ANYONE...gay/straight, black/white, etc who decided to make you the ALMIGHTY ONE to judge?? There is but one judge. As with most things in this world, the more knowledge one has about a subject the better it is to understand. Stop being so ignorant about things and gain some knowledge on it. And I'm not talking about what your neighbor has heard or told ya, u have a puter in front of u, google the info. Leave Rosie alone. She's a great woman, and better one then any of you can ever even imagine to be.

Posted at 12:55AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Lynn

420. Re: the following comment from "Spud" above:

I think you, "SPUD", need to be put in a men's prision for about 6 mths to put YOU back in touch with YOUR feminine side...

Oh, and by the way, FUCK OFF!

Posted at 12:55AM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Orlando Ono

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