Rosie's Angsty Pre-"View" Poetry

Rosie O'Donnell is clearly conflicted about her upcoming debut as a co-host on "The View" -- and she's letting her feelings spill out for all to read. On her blog, O'Donnell has given her fans and observers a taste of what she's been thinking in advance of joining Barbara, Joy, and Elisabeth at the kaffeeklatsch, almost in real-time and in a stripped-down shorthand (and all-lower-case) verse that might best described as Hai-M.

Last Thursday, she caused a minor stir when she reacted to having seen the new "View" promos, in which she's portrayed as just one of the girls. "It will be hard 4 me/2 not b/the boss," she wrote. But Friday, she did something of an about-face, writing, "I am excited about the view ... hoping they all like me ... cuz there is nothing better/than being a cast member."

And then yesterday, Rosie described an interaction at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmys (pictured above) with a reporter from Access Hollywood, who apparently asked her if she was happy about her former nemesis Star Jones' firing. Rosie wouldn't take the bait, according to her: "It would not have been fun for me/fighting everyday/life is 2 short."

Though her unabashed self-explication is certain to continue to make (little) waves, Rosie herself explains that it's just a way to work things out: "The discord is internal/inside myself. . .feelings are not fights." Rosie's full poetic discourse on "The View," complied into a mini-anthology, follows.



The Pre-"View"

by Rosie O'Donnell

i saw the new view promos
and found myself in the position
i loathe most
powerless

it will be hard 4 me
2 not b
the boss
it is already
and we have only just begun

i am excited about the view
like a new kid on the first day of school
hoping they all like me
that i fit in
cuz there is nothing better
then being a cast member

access hollywood
asked if i was happy
star was gone
b4 i could reply he added
- i would have loved 2 c u 2 go at it
smiling

it would not have been fun for me
fighting everyday
life is 2 short

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31. I have never liked Rosie. She has big mouth and all that comes out of it is trash. I used to love the view but I'll never watch it again. B.W. should be ashamed of her self for hiring such a low life.

Posted at 8:22PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Sharon Sachse

32. I used to love to watch the show and never missed it. When they got rid of Star, it was the end of my watching it ANYMORE. Eventhough I really didn't have an opinion on Star Jones, she did offer the black & legal point of view on the subject. I really don't wanna watch Rosie O'Donnell. I felt real bad for me not to watch it and for the show. Because of Rosie comin on, I'm afraid the show will eventually really loose its audience.

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Donna

33. I hope she gets a new smile because the fake one she does creeps me out.
One hopes she doesnt start throwing balls into the audience or sing,
maybe they all should have a push button keyboard by them.
oh yea and is john mc (whatever his name is) going to try to peek in from behind set. it would be classic if they had a trap door underneath all the chairs and when someone makes a stupid comment they get sucked down. happy happy joy joy

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 21st 2006 by babstar o'donnell

34. i have never liked the View.... it is on TV just long enough for me to get to it to change the channel.... with Rosie on it, I REALLY Won't watch it!! BAH! HUMBUG!!

Posted at 8:26PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Marge Barens

35. I use to enjoy the View but now have no intent on ever watching it with that bosterous loud mouth with her own platform. What was Barbara thinking??? Guess she wasn't
good bye view

Posted at 8:27PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Gail

36. she is just not right for the show .I hope barbara
keeps ner in her place .

Posted at 8:27PM on Aug 21st 2006 by paul lynn

37. Well at least they will have her paired with another obnoxious host Barbara Walters,it will make it easy to avoid both of them by skipping that channel. I could care less if she is gay, but listening to her talk is like fingernails on a chalkboard. bad enough seeing her on the HBO special, could have had something worthwhile on instead.

Posted at 8:30PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Ralph

38. Putting so much energy into hating a celebrity, especially based on their sexuality, says more about YOU than it does about THEM. What a bunch of homophobes! Afraid she might convert you??
And before you make comments about Rosie's writing style, you might want to check your own messages for spelling and grammar errors......

Posted at 8:31PM on Aug 21st 2006 by J Thompson

39. I like Rosie........I like the view
i dont like the combination

One things for sure they need a new set designer!!

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 21st 2006 by romy

40. I think your are narrow minded and need to get a life of your own. So what she is gay, does that make her any less of a person, she has big mouth, so does alot of other people, of course she will have difficulty not being in charge what self confident, experienced and successful woman would have difficulty with that. Many of you just fear anything that is not like yourselves and is unknown to you.
Get a life.

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 21st 2006 by merry

41. Saw the view today couldnot believe how fake
B.W was, I thought she was the one who fired
Debbie, but she was acting so sweet to her.Still
glad Debbie is not on the show she is really
strange.

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Michelle

42. This is why women are never considered serious, you fire someone and then years later she comes back as a guest host? How realistic is this? Debie get a grip. Then you have Elisabeth H who seems to come across as the most innocent person on the face of this earth. The view has lost it's total credibility - you are all so phony now. Joy Behar probably is still is the most credible, but she seems to be losing it now. Used to watch this show, now, what for? Totally lost me. Maybe that's why Meredith left!!

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Peppie Monoous

43. She's a big loud mouth. How in God's name did she get 2 b where she is 2day? Rosie, I'd love 2 say this 2 ur fat face, come down here 2 Delaware and let me tell u off.

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Bob

44. Babster,
It's John McD and the DLTs.

I personally think it would be very difficult to play equal fiddle after I'd helmed my own show for years.

Rosie was always kind to people like Andy Dick and Sheryl Lee Ralph so I think we may find a kinder, smarter, gentler View in the upcoming months.

Posted at 8:34PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Missy Barbara

45. Sometimes people are so filled with themselves they cant see beyond their noses. Who cares what she thinks! There are more important things in life than Rosie. The truth is that she will ruin the show because she is looking for a fight, and she will find it with Barbara Walters. She should be grateful for a job
Now lets get on with life

WB

Posted at 8:34PM on Aug 21st 2006 by brian

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