Rosie's Angsty Pre-"View" Poetry

Rosie O'Donnell is clearly conflicted about her upcoming debut as a co-host on "The View" -- and she's letting her feelings spill out for all to read. On her blog, O'Donnell has given her fans and observers a taste of what she's been thinking in advance of joining Barbara, Joy, and Elisabeth at the kaffeeklatsch, almost in real-time and in a stripped-down shorthand (and all-lower-case) verse that might best described as Hai-M.

Last Thursday, she caused a minor stir when she reacted to having seen the new "View" promos, in which she's portrayed as just one of the girls. "It will be hard 4 me/2 not b/the boss," she wrote. But Friday, she did something of an about-face, writing, "I am excited about the view ... hoping they all like me ... cuz there is nothing better/than being a cast member."

And then yesterday, Rosie described an interaction at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmys (pictured above) with a reporter from Access Hollywood, who apparently asked her if she was happy about her former nemesis Star Jones' firing. Rosie wouldn't take the bait, according to her: "It would not have been fun for me/fighting everyday/life is 2 short."

Though her unabashed self-explication is certain to continue to make (little) waves, Rosie herself explains that it's just a way to work things out: "The discord is internal/inside myself. . .feelings are not fights." Rosie's full poetic discourse on "The View," complied into a mini-anthology, follows.



The Pre-"View"

by Rosie O'Donnell

i saw the new view promos
and found myself in the position
i loathe most
powerless

it will be hard 4 me
2 not b
the boss
it is already
and we have only just begun

i am excited about the view
like a new kid on the first day of school
hoping they all like me
that i fit in
cuz there is nothing better
then being a cast member

access hollywood
asked if i was happy
star was gone
b4 i could reply he added
- i would have loved 2 c u 2 go at it
smiling

it would not have been fun for me
fighting everyday
life is 2 short

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46. To compare Rosie to Star is ridiculous. At least Star has a law degree to back up her talk. Rosie is a hypocrite and a blowhard. I think that this time next year, Rosie will get the boot; Joy and Elisabeth should follow. Barbara, just wipe the entire slate clean and start from scratch, then maybe people will start tuning in.....

Posted at 8:35PM on Aug 21st 2006 by PecanTan

47. It's like there are two Rosie O'Donnells. The charasmatic, energetic and terrific gal and the acidic, mean, bitter person. Which one is she?

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 21st 2006 by lms

48. I am not a Star Jones fan, but she has maintained a lady like persona and for that I am appreciative, I think life is too short to look back............Star your humble apology about your wedding was sweet, but good for you, it was a great wedding and you were excited. Rosie, IF being lesbian, makes you act like a horses rear end then I am sure glad I am not a lesbian. AND if Barbara Walters thinks she has helped the view, I know here in my little town at the local hang out where 60's and above go and watch TV and talk, we have turned the view off, I would say we are a small bunch of a lot of bunches of people that no longer tune in, Shame on Barbara she could have done the hard job of firing someone in a much quieter way, so you told her in advance did you think Star was not human? OF COURSE she would tell us her way......DUHHHHHHHHHH. So live with it and quit whining about Star and start thinking of ways to interest us in the show, so far you are a fizzle.

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Jennie McElyea

49. I think Rosie is articulate, resourceful for factual statements, unpretenous,and amazingly bright. Her memory of lyrics unsurpassed. Do I think she was the ideal choice for the View? Im still trying to figure this one out. Elizabeth is so far right winged, and fundanmentally christian, how in hell will Rosie sit still? And Joy the wisecracker and hoot that she is, will have strides and conflict for the laughs.
I think the Show is finding doom in so many changes , unless Rosie does a solo here,, I get the View will become a show of past memory.

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 21st 2006 by steve

50. What is Rosies problem? Why is she so hung up on how Star lost the weight?
She did it and the rest is her business. Rosie is vindictive, nasty, and mean. I bet she was a bully in school. If this was the best choice Barbara Walters could make, she is losing it ! My respect for her is zero. Goodby View !

Posted at 8:38PM on Aug 21st 2006 by dottie teachman

51. I personally would like to see Rep. Cynthia MacKinney, now that she is out of a job, take over for Star. Then have Anne Coulter take over when Rosie bombs out. Replace Joy with Tammy Fae Baker and have the "Runnaway Bride" take Elizabeths position! Now that would be classic TV. Oh, lets have Richard Simmons come on as guest host now and then for the male gender point of view....kinda! I are smart!

Posted at 8:39PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Mike

52. Rosie is more talented than she is given credit for. She was very good on that bus tv movie and she has been a wonderul role model in these strange times. Paris Hilton gets more respect. I don't understand that.

I hope she can influence the booking of guests; people always wanted to be on TROS and often wound up LOL.

Maybe Rene Russo can be on and they can talk about fun things. Maybe Lisa Ling can come back on as a guest.

Posted at 8:41PM on Aug 21st 2006 by queenie G

53. I THINK ROSIE IS GREAT!

WHAT A BUNCH OF FOUL MOUTHS IN HERE!
AND HATE......

ILL ENJOY THE VIEW NOW THAT ROSIE IS BACK ON TV

:)

Posted at 8:41PM on Aug 21st 2006 by DEBBIE

54. Can not believe a class act like Barbara Walters would want to share the stage with a no class like Rosie. What a mis-match and a death of a good show. All one can say is. may "The View rest in peace."

Posted at 8:41PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Elaine

55. I think it will be a BIG mistake to put Rosie at the same table with the other View members. She is big mouthed, obnoxious and struts around like she is the head of everything. Who's idea was it to replace Star with Rosie? Bad, bad idea

Posted at 8:42PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Ann

56.
K fed should join the view along with lisa ling and shirley bassey
now thats a talk show!!!
whatever happened to the fat star jones?
she was so nice..........

Posted at 8:43PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Babstar o'donnell

57. I am really not sure why I responding to any of this but just would like for us all to sit back and take notice of ourselves. Rosie was one of my favorites when she started her show. She was funny and personable. We like that in the celebrities - we want someone who will make us laugh and who doesn't take on real issues about serious problems or politics. We have politicians for that and the medical industry and science and our clergy. We only want to be entertained by our celebrities. That is why they are "actors" and "actresses" - When we look at who we are then we will understand why folks like Rosie and others either irritate us or amuse and entertain us. We just need to know what we are looking for in ourselves then we will know what to look for in others. especially in those people who are not "real" to our everyday lives......

Posted at 8:44PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Barbara

58. I think the loss of the orginal cast will b ethe demise for "THE VIEW"....I am no longer the fan I once was and have little to no desire to follow it with ROsia joining the cast. It seems to be going down hill intellectually.....I gone.......

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 21st 2006 by jan smith

59. ROSIE SUCKS...NO PUN INTENDED

Posted at 8:46PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Bob Walker

60. Give Rosie a break people! She is a woman that is going to do a job...let us wait & see
what happens! We may all be pleasantly surprised...I, for one look forward to her arrival
on the show :) GOOD LUCK ROSIE!

from a loyal fan in Tulsa, OK.

Posted at 8:47PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Sandy

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