Rosie's Angsty Pre-"View" Poetry

Rosie O'Donnell is clearly conflicted about her upcoming debut as a co-host on "The View" -- and she's letting her feelings spill out for all to read. On her blog, O'Donnell has given her fans and observers a taste of what she's been thinking in advance of joining Barbara, Joy, and Elisabeth at the kaffeeklatsch, almost in real-time and in a stripped-down shorthand (and all-lower-case) verse that might best described as Hai-M.

Last Thursday, she caused a minor stir when she reacted to having seen the new "View" promos, in which she's portrayed as just one of the girls. "It will be hard 4 me/2 not b/the boss," she wrote. But Friday, she did something of an about-face, writing, "I am excited about the view ... hoping they all like me ... cuz there is nothing better/than being a cast member."

And then yesterday, Rosie described an interaction at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmys (pictured above) with a reporter from Access Hollywood, who apparently asked her if she was happy about her former nemesis Star Jones' firing. Rosie wouldn't take the bait, according to her: "It would not have been fun for me/fighting everyday/life is 2 short."

Though her unabashed self-explication is certain to continue to make (little) waves, Rosie herself explains that it's just a way to work things out: "The discord is internal/inside myself. . .feelings are not fights." Rosie's full poetic discourse on "The View," complied into a mini-anthology, follows.



The Pre-"View"

by Rosie O'Donnell

i saw the new view promos
and found myself in the position
i loathe most
powerless

it will be hard 4 me
2 not b
the boss
it is already
and we have only just begun

i am excited about the view
like a new kid on the first day of school
hoping they all like me
that i fit in
cuz there is nothing better
then being a cast member

access hollywood
asked if i was happy
star was gone
b4 i could reply he added
- i would have loved 2 c u 2 go at it
smiling

it would not have been fun for me
fighting everyday
life is 2 short

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616. First of all, The Rosie O'Donnell Show wasn't cancelled. She quit as host of the show just as she was in the process of "coming out" and bailing out on her failed magazine venture. She virtually handed the show to "comedian", Caroline Rhea, who wasn't worthy. It was a freebie, but didn't last a season. Also, I cannot understand why Baba Wawa thought Rosie would be THE one to take over for Meredith. To go with someone similar, and who would be comfortable with co-hosting duties, she should have picked Kathie Lee Gifford. I am sure this won't be a popular idea, because no one is perfect, but she should have been the obvious replacement! I feel as though the choice of Rosie was an "in your face/I own the whole dam place" move on the part of Baba to viewers of the View. JMHO

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Cindy

617. CATHY LEE....REALLY!!! MONEY MONEY MONEY????? I THINK NOT UNLESS YOU ARE THINKING OF LOSING IT, LOSING IT, LOSING IT!!! I'M TELLING YOU THE END OF THE VIEW IS IN SIGHT AND WE CAN ALL THANK THE DEMENTED MS WALTERS!!! OF COURSE AS I SAID BEFORE WHAT WAS ABC THINKING??? DO THEY NOT LIKE TO MAKE MONEY ANY LONGER AND RANK HIGH IN THE RATINGS. THEY BIT THEIRSELVES IN THE ASS!!! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Linda

618. the view is such an idiotic show everyone is yelling over everyone else i can only watch it for a nanno second. just like jerry springer. except minus the nudity

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by cmdewey

619. OK the view has SUNK to an even deeper low I just saw a commerical with Joy and Liz singing OMG they are really jumping the shark with that. ENOUGH already the view is a thing of the past as far as I am concerned. BW was knocked off her high horse when she said on the air it would have been ok for Star to make up a story.

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Anita

620. I have missed Rosie since her show was cancelled. Maybe now that she is coming to the View - her old pal Barbra Streisand will show up to wish her luck. Also, since her cancellation I have not heard too much about her "kids" and I miss that.

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Sheila Bach

621. SHES A BITCH, CAN'T STAND HER, SHE SHOULD JOIN THE NRA FOR TARGET PRACTICE....

Posted at 5:21PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by E. GRENIER

622. Rosie is awful. She's going to tank The View. I think the show has run its course. Babs should have found someone better to fill the role of Merideth and Rosie isn't it. They should tank Elizabeth too. I think Hasselbeck eats brain tumors for breakfast.

Posted at 5:22PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by nina aoki

623. Rosie was by far a bad choice. She has been the king pin, I don't know how she is going to let someone else get a word in. I think this will be the View's last year. Martha Stewart will be riding high if she is up against the View.

Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Pat

624. Rosie was by far a bad choice. She has been the king pin, I don't know how she is going to let someone else get a word in. I think this will be the View's last year. Martha Stewart will be riding high if she is up against the View.

Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Pat

625. This is just craze to me. I'm Rosie's age. I'm a white educated grandma who used to love the old Rosie of the early 90's. I also loved Starr on the View,. I try to have morality be the compass that guides my life. But... Rosie O'donnell thinks she can replace Starr Jones? Rosie jumped on the couch every time that nerdy Tom Cruise came on her stage. She had a GAY FUN FAMILY CRUISE, for heaven sakes!! What is Barbara thinking, hooking up with this woman who Thrusts Gay Rights in everyones faces? Don't think me as a "homophobe" I dearly Love Ellen...And Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cracks me up...But a loud mouth who disrespects the rest of us? This show is going to be a disaster...

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by cocoa

626. THE BITCH LOOKS LIKE A ALBINO PIG

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by JAY_REED

627. I watched rosie odonell show every year it was on--i wanted to visit and see her at disney world
in fla. My boss told me "she is a hateful slob" I didnt believe her--until I heard her say "it was
just a show--it was acting--i said what they wanted to hear!" how can she critize Star Jones for
not coming clean about her surgery when she did the same thing about being gay!!!!! no, i will
not be watching!!!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by beth owen

628. I can't beieve the amount of hate out there...now I know where the students in the schools get it from! Is it just because you can write anonymously that you spew this amount of hate? Is that how you are living your lives? If you don't like her then don't watch. Can't help wondering how many of the hate-mongers are the same ones watching the infantile reality shows out there...and rejoicing over the pain that others go through. Try to develop some humanity...most of you were taught the "Golden Rule" when you were children. For those of you who forgot what that is...treat others the way you would want to be treated. Ask yourself what others might be saying about you behind your back...for your sake, I hope it isn't the hateful venom you have posted here. You should be ashamed! What would your mothers think of you now?'

Posted at 5:38PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Barbara

629. FAT LESBO HOG !! I bet she can squeel like pig !!!!!!

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by harley

630. Not a big fan of Rosie myself...but given the choice. Now I am stuck or not stuck watching Meredith on the Today show..Actually since they made it known that Katie was leaving and Meredith was coming I made my choice then. Sorry Today show, I may have to switch to The View now. I would rather see Rosie than Meredith anyday

Posted at 6:53PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Char

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