Rosie's Angsty Pre-"View" Poetry

Rosie O'Donnell is clearly conflicted about her upcoming debut as a co-host on "The View" -- and she's letting her feelings spill out for all to read. On her blog, O'Donnell has given her fans and observers a taste of what she's been thinking in advance of joining Barbara, Joy, and Elisabeth at the kaffeeklatsch, almost in real-time and in a stripped-down shorthand (and all-lower-case) verse that might best described as Hai-M.

Last Thursday, she caused a minor stir when she reacted to having seen the new "View" promos, in which she's portrayed as just one of the girls. "It will be hard 4 me/2 not b/the boss," she wrote. But Friday, she did something of an about-face, writing, "I am excited about the view ... hoping they all like me ... cuz there is nothing better/than being a cast member."

And then yesterday, Rosie described an interaction at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmys (pictured above) with a reporter from Access Hollywood, who apparently asked her if she was happy about her former nemesis Star Jones' firing. Rosie wouldn't take the bait, according to her: "It would not have been fun for me/fighting everyday/life is 2 short."

Though her unabashed self-explication is certain to continue to make (little) waves, Rosie herself explains that it's just a way to work things out: "The discord is internal/inside myself. . .feelings are not fights." Rosie's full poetic discourse on "The View," complied into a mini-anthology, follows.



The Pre-"View"

by Rosie O'Donnell

i saw the new view promos
and found myself in the position
i loathe most
powerless

it will be hard 4 me
2 not b
the boss
it is already
and we have only just begun

i am excited about the view
like a new kid on the first day of school
hoping they all like me
that i fit in
cuz there is nothing better
then being a cast member

access hollywood
asked if i was happy
star was gone
b4 i could reply he added
- i would have loved 2 c u 2 go at it
smiling

it would not have been fun for me
fighting everyday
life is 2 short

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61. I stopped watching the Rosie show a long time before she left it. She was pretty funny in the beginning and I liked her, but as soon as she adopted the first kid, her personality changed and she thought she was the greatest thing on earth. She insulted a few of her guests on the show and was holier than thou. I will NEVER watch the View again. That show also was pretty good in the beginning, but when Meredith left it went down hill. Rosie makes me sick and it's not because she's gay, it's her attitude, and how she thinks she's the best. Wake up Rosie, you're a jerk!

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Carole

62. Babstar you dwell on Star so much. She will land with her feet solid on the ground. Rosie will too. They each care too much about people and themselves to get depressed by all the naysayers.

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 21st 2006 by queenie G

63. Rosie is an Enneagram 8, and as such, bossiness and arguing come natural to her. Many people do not care for the personality of "eights", but eights have soft underbellies and love to fight for the underdog. Think of Rosie's personality on a man. He would be seen as a strong leader, a go getter, a natural boss. But put the same personality on a woman and she looks like a bitch. Rosie, by nature, is an earthy, scrappy, fighter who has a tender heart. Rosie needs to be liked/loved for the person God created her to be. Give her a chance.

Posted at 8:50PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Rosalind Swanson

64. Friends, I understand your probs with this woman, but hey, we need some good back and forth these days. Let's all see what transponds and go with the flow! We're all Americans and we love the free speech.

Posted at 8:51PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Tony

65. I used to watch the view without fail. I will not watch when Rosie comes to the show. I actually stopped watching it when they did Star wrong.

Posted at 8:51PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Ginger

66. The show is headed strait to the toilet with Rosie . She is an emotionally unstable scatterbrain.She acts like a child throwing a temper tantrum. Who made her God?
Barbara W. will be so sorry when they see her true colors coming out.

Posted at 8:53PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Marie

67. I CAN'T WATCH THE VIEW NOW BECAUSE OF THE HOSTS TALKING OVER EACH OTHER, I SURELY WILL NOT TRY TO WATCH IT WHEN LOUD MOUTH,OBNIXOUS ROSIE STARTS IN. SORRY IF I SOUND AS BAD AS SHE DOES.

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 21st 2006 by BRENDA

68. i think rosie may be a little out there, but hey, your talking about her right? that means that you care to some degree... give it a chance.. see how it goes, before you start trashing it... who knows, a fresh face could stir things up a little...

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 21st 2006 by nychole

69. Geez.....so many harsh comments written about Rosie......don't all of you have anything else to do but criticize?? Understand that no one is greater than another. Feel it. Practice helping one another. We are all rowing the same boat. If we don't pull together, our plants are going to be awfully lonely!
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, ALL of which have the potential to turn a life around. Whatever happened to just being nice to one another? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!!! Rosie might speak her mind, but she also donated alot of her money that she made with her mouth to HELP alot of people!!! It is so sad that you people have such hatred in you that you need to lash out at another human being, one that you don't even know personally!! How do you sleep at night through all the negativity running through your head?

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Rachel

70. I use to like Barbara Walters - now at her advanced years she display's obvious sign's of dementia! Rosie O'Donnell is well known for temper tantrums, "be-littling" others, and well established for "anger management issues." This is not a "gay issue" - she lacks any/all elements of class, politeness, and trust among the american people. ABC should "ditch" O'Donnell and Walters - and bring in Diane Sawyer and Deborah Roberts (of 20/20) - they would be the only beacon of hope to save the show. It's time to see Rosie "pumping" gasoline and Walters in a nursing home.

Posted at 8:57PM on Aug 21st 2006 by JG

71. I can't wait to have Rosie O on the view. What a refreshing change from Starr Jones. At least she will be honest with her fans? What a mooch Starr was and played off the popularity of the show. Rosie has a heart of gold. She is one of the most giving television celebrities around. Does anyone remember 9/11 and her generous donation? Rosie does so many fabulous things in the good ole USA and I just love her....back off you Rosie bashers....go Rosie I will be a faithful viewer and you will fit in perfectly especially with Joy.

Posted at 8:57PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Pat

72. If Rosie comes on the VIEW, I will not be watching it anymore. I did not like it when she had her own show. As for being gay, she made such a big thing over it that it was more like a circus, she has no class, just a big mouth. I even wonder if Barbara Walters could keep her under control on the show.

Posted at 8:57PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Barbara Zablocki

73. I did like to watch the show but with Rosie's big mouth I think I can watch paint dry and still enjoy not hearing her have a nice life. Barbara you did a bad bad thing and you know it!!!!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Rudolph

74.
I LOVE ROSIE!!!
SHES FABULOUS!!!!
SHES COURAGEUOS!!!!
SHES CONTROVERSIAL!!!
SHES FRIENDS WITH MADGE!!!!
SHES GAY!!!!
SHE WILL TALK ABOUT BEING GAY (unlike Ellen)
SHES JUST FAB!!!!!!!!!
BABS U ARE MY ICON LUV YA!!!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 21st 2006 by diva dave

75. I am delighted that Rosie is joining the View. I think it will help people, like those posting before me, at least have an opportunity to see a lesbian beyond just the lesbian identity. It is such a narrow view of a person. Rosie is out spoken. But she is a passionate person with character strengths and deficits. She is real. I have to agree that she has at times had some very poor judgment and has some control issues...but who doesn't? I think Rosie's participation is just one small step to correcting a big problem in the recent political "correctness" of abusing gay people, stealing their rights and expecting it to be ok. It is not the solution, but it certainly will help! The only way you can so openly discriminate is when you dehumanize someone. This affords an opportunity to see that there is a human being behind each one of the hatred remarks made about gay people.
Can't wait! I don't even watch the View...but will now record it!

Posted at 8:59PM on Aug 21st 2006 by Susan

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