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"Firecrotch" Stadium?

Posted Aug 22nd 2006 4:45PM by TMZ Staff

The family of Lindsay Lohan's summer boy toy, billionaire Harry Morton, has put in a bid for the naming rights for the home of the NFL's Arizona Cardinals.

'Firecrotch' stadium?
The Mortons have offered $5 million for the new stadium's naming rights, which is the largest amount ever presented in Arizona history.

Harry is the President and CEO of the popular Pink Taco restaurant chain. His family recently sold its stake in Morton's Steakhouse, the Hard Rock Cafe, and the Hotel & Casino for approximately $1.2 billion.

While naming the stadium for Lindsay (but not "firecrotch") would be a huge gesture of affection, the Mortons are more likely to go with Pink Taco Stadium or Morton Stadium. Sorry Linds!

Harry also happens to be friends with the Cardinals' quarterback Matt Leinart - who has been romantically linked to Lindsay's arch enemy Paris Hilton. We're really sorry Linds!

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16. Everyone leave Lindsay alone. She is dealing with absent Father issues. She is just trying to replace her father with all of these guys.

Posted at 10:07PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by what???

17. Wow, I must be pretty darned sheltered as well! I'm 33 & never heard the "Pink Taco" metaphor in my life... All I can say is ewwww!

Posted at 10:37PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Mrs. Scott

18. Yeah I am pretty sheltered. I had to ask my boyfriend what it means. Going to the website it looks like another tasteless /classless place to eat at.

Posted at 11:48PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Teddyp

19. I hope these two stay together. He seems to have had a terrific effect on her. Besides, he looks soooo nice. If they do split, I hope TMZ still keeps us posted about him.

Posted at 12:27AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by aneurysm

20. Personally, I feel the restuarant's name fits in with the trendy snotty rich scottsdale area it is in. And not in a bad way there just seems to be alot of little boutiques there not all corporate, Go Pink Taco!

Posted at 3:26AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by livn in phx

21. Can YOU PLEASE stop fueling this stupid fire (no pun intended). She has a name whether you like her or not. If you can use Paris's real name with using a multitude of euphamisms please use Lindsay's first name.

Otherwise, the next headline I see with Paris's face on this website better have her nickname "SHAMELESS, SELF-PROMOTING, CAN'T CARRY A TUNE AS WELL AS SHE CAN CARRY HER CELLPHONE."

Posted at 7:44AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Eden

22. If LaLL is known as " FIrecrotch" what is BD known as, ....."Dead-dick"?

Posted at 8:19AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Sommer

23. There is just something that is hillarious about the world "firecroch". I'm laughing now :)

Posted at 8:52AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by kathryn

24. Leave it to the firecrotch girl to date a pink taco guy.

Posted at 8:59AM on Aug 23rd 2006 by Fred

25. so Lohan is trying to be like I can date a billionaire too...

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 26th 2006 by anon

26. YOU GO LINDSAY EVERYONE KNOWS "RED ON THE HEAD means FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" AND IM GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU GOT THAT FIRECROTCH!
IT RUNS WITH THE REDHEADS BABY!!!

Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 23rd 2006 by ONE LOVE

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