Doughboy Goes Hogwild For Paris Hilton

Las Vegas will be rollin' in dough during a party to celebrate the release of Paris Hilton's CD next week. But we're not talking cash -- were talking actual, edible dough.

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In an unusual tribute to the heiress, comedian Jeff Beacher hopes to make history by turning himself into the "World's Largest Pig in a Blanket" during the grand opening of Beacher's Rockhouse Bar in Vegas' Imperial Palace hotel next Tuesday the 29th. After being wrapped in dough by a crew of little people, Beacher tells TMZ he will be dropped into a 10-foot tall vat of ketchup and remain submerged, holding his breath for a world record breaking 10 minutes. The current record of 8 minutes 58 seconds was set by Martin Stephanek in Greece at the Olympic Games in 2004.

Beacher claims he won't be heartbroken if he doesn't break the record though, as long as he surpasses the mark set by legendary illusionist David Blaine. Earlier this year, Blaine held his breath for seven minutes and eight seconds, after surviving a week-long, physically exhausting underwater stunt.

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31. There's a lot of Paris fans in Vegas - she comes here all the time. Personally, I'm interested in seeing Paris, but i'm more excited about the street festival as a whole... haven't really seen a good carnival or fair in Vegas, especially not on the Strip... should be huge no matter what! Plus, the fact it's open to the public is simply rare... everything else is pay-to-play around here....

Posted at 4:56AM on Aug 25th 2006 by Jeezy Grizzles

32. i love paris and i think its great shes going all over the world promoting her album!!!

HATERS BE GONE!!!

Posted at 5:02AM on Aug 25th 2006 by ~~heartz4u~~

33. hey - anything's better than when liza minelli 'took over' the Strip

Posted at 7:13PM on Aug 25th 2006 by quepuck

34. OMG - How many of the above comments Did Paris have her publicist write?!?! PLEASE...GIVE ME A BREAK!! LIKE SHE REALLY HAS THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO 'ABSOLUTLY LOVE' HER LACK-OF-TALENT!! I'm laughing so hard...my tummy hurts!!

Posted at 9:39AM on Aug 25th 2006 by C. in Manassas

35. Yea where did all these fans come from or is that the same user? Wow Why pay someone who is more fortunate then you. That doesnt add up atleast not to me. You better walk down robertson and catch all the action for free.

Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 25th 2006 by whatthe??

36. Enjoyed the fake comments.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 25th 2006 by CG

37. It is apparent to me that Paris, or someone associated with the Paris machine is responsible for the first 16 comments. hahahahahaha! I think it's so funny how upset she gets about tmz and gossip. I loved watching her when the "fart in a mitten" comment was made hahahahahaha!!! pure comedy! Sorry Paris, you really shouldn't torture yourself by ready all of the crap people write about you, it would depress the hel out of me too...then again...I'm not out there like you prostituting yourself, trying to get any and all the attention you can. Maybe your mommy and daddy didn't give you enough love and attention and now you're learning the hard way that money can't buy happiness.

O yeah, leave Lindsay Lohan alone. You'e lucky she hasn't broken you in half yet. Even though she's not so natural these days, she's way more naturally pretty than you will ever be.


hahahaha I live thinking that Ms. Hilton might actually read this doodoo hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted at 8:27PM on Aug 25th 2006 by Jennie

38. It is apparent to me that Paris, or someone associated with the Paris machine is responsible for the first 16 comments. hahahahahaha! I think it's so funny how upset she gets about tmz and gossip. I loved watching her when the "fart in a mitten" comment was made hahahahahaha!!! pure comedy! Sorry Paris, you really shouldn't torture yourself by ready all of the crap people write about you, it would depress the hel out of me too...then again...I'm not out there like you prostituting yourself, trying to get any and all the attention you can. Maybe your mommy and daddy didn't give you enough love and attention and now you're learning the hard way that money can't buy happiness.

O yeah, leave Lindsay Lohan alone. You'e lucky she hasn't broken you in half yet. Even though she's not so natural these days, she's way more naturally pretty than you will ever be.


hahahaha I live thinking that Ms. Hilton might actually read this doodoo hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted at 8:29PM on Aug 25th 2006 by Jennie

39. I wish I could be there! It must be a thrill to see Paris Hilton in person! You gotta get enough ketchup in your life. Ketchup has natural mellowing agents. The more ketchup the better!

Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 26th 2006 by James L. Crum

40. Ugh she nasty! You couldn't pay me to watch her "perform". I am really so damned sick and tired of her. We should all boycott everything Hilton...As a matter of fact I am going to find out exactly what hotels and motels are owned by Hilton (obviously theres "Hilton" but I'm sure they own other chains which go by different names) and I SWEAR I will never again contribute one red cent to that family.

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 28th 2006 by goawayparis!

41. "Martin Stephanek" (sic - Martin Stepanek) did not break the world record for holding his breathe (static apnea) with a time of 8'58" or do so in Greece or do it in 2004. This is multiple bad reporting.
Tom Sietas of Germany broke the world record of 8'58" on 12th Dec 2005 in Holland. He (Tom Sietas) has since broken it just 2 days ago on 30th Aug 2006 in Japan with a time of exactly 9'00". Tom is the best static and horizontal diver in the world and also broke (his own) worlkd records for both distance with and without fins earlier this very week in Japan. See AIDA , the official body for this sport for details.
Martin Stepanic (one of the safery divers who did the rescue in the David Blaine stunt) whom you mentioned, also holds multiple world records for deep diving and once did hold the world record for static, but at 8'06" in 201 in the US.

Posted at 7:07PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Steve

42. "Martin Stephanek" (sic - Martin Stepanek) did not break the world record for holding his breath (static apnea) with a time of 8'58" or do so in Greece at the Olympics or do it in 2004. This is multiple bad reporting.

Tom Sietas of Germany broke the world record of 8'58" on 12th Dec 2005 in Holland. He (Tom Sietas) has since broken it (just 2 days ago at time of posting) on 30th Aug 2006 in Japan with a time of exactly 9'00". Tom is the best static and horizontal diver in the world and also broke (his own) world records for distance, both with and without fins earlier this very week in Japan. See AIDA , the official body for this sport for details.

Martin Stepanek (one of the safety divers who did the rescue in the David Blaine stunt) whom you mentioned, also currently holds multiple world records for deep diving and once did hold the world record for static apnea (holding his breathe), but at 8'06" in 2001 and in the US.

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 31st 2006 by Steve

43. paris lol what a joke someone please feed her a grape, she cant sing, cant dance, cant act, cant make porn what can she do? shes over

Posted at 6:43PM on Sep 1st 2006 by madonnaboy

44. Thanks for a great party!!!! I really loved the midway atmosphere. I took a few pictures

I had a good time in your new club, too... Thaks for letting me use the stripper pole, i think ill stay down on the dance floor in the future, however.

DLZ

Posted at 7:44AM on Sep 5th 2006 by Disco-Legend=Zeke

45. she probably blew him off just like she did to scott scorch to get help with her crappy cd. she is so overrated. her nose look like a beak. her vagina is probably bent out of shape. she ain't got nooooooo walls...what-so-ever. i read on a website funded by fred durst...so he quoted "stickin' my bleep in her was like openin' a window" cold!!! truth hurts don't it.

Posted at 9:35PM on Sep 6th 2006 by sabrina

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