16. If all americans were like these dicks posting shit here, I would be anti-american too and UNFORTUNATELY there is many of you that act this way.

Johnny Depp is the true definition of 'actor'.. would you rather have k-fed.. paris hilton?

Posted at 3:40PM on Aug 24th 2006 by hahah

17. Methinks Dingo Lunch and his sock accounts got turned down by Johnny Depp.

Gee Dingo, why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel hon? Finding it hard to express your bitterness?

Oh, and by the way, the only ones agreeing with you are your own sock accounts.

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Vampy

18. Johnny Depp can say whatever he wants...just like those of you who care to bash him...

Johnny Depp is a class act! I Love his acting!!!!! Much love to JD!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Sara

19. =
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==== Yeah, he moved to France because he doesn't like the USA, but nothing seems to stop him from coming here to promote his movie, and to make the millions of dollars that he does. All thanks to the Americans that go out to see his movies. ========

I hate that fake french accent he uses sometimes. Enough already.

Posted at 4:38PM on Aug 24th 2006 by yeah right

20. No HAHA I hate all of them equally, but jack scare crow, now thats one peice o trash Im taking to the dump.

His egregouse statments may not offend a mendicant such as yourself. I however, Happen to Like the good ol US of A.

This coward throws around phrases like
"America is a broken toy, that I want my "loser" kids to play with."

How dare he attack Americans with this bitter, self richouse retoric. Show some respect you Nancy boy PUKE. Your character is as thin as your "fag ass fingers" go home homosexual, We hate you.

AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT, comeon lets be reel>>>

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Hilarious

21. Hey Jack Scare Crow:
Everyone is saying that your new character is nothing more than a
over played, loser. im sure the yong children that make up the blk of your fan base are real happy. Your comments about your own country and the need to have "hand doubles" due to you weak little lill white, fairy hands is humorous.

Coward and AntiAmerican, what a great roll model. Keep on winnin
FAG.

Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 24th 2006 by I weigh 458 pds.

22. johnny depp is mesmerizingly handsome. he's a great actor too. i also like the fact that he doesn't go clubbin' for attention like so many "stars" do. can't wait to see him in pirates #3. gimme more!

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 24th 2006 by .

23. Hey, Dingo, I hope you're staying away from the theatres and going back to school instead - you need to learn how to spell!

Posted at 5:54PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Teacher

24. I just love Jack Sparrow and think he is sooo talented. I can hardly wait for the next movie.There is so much crap out there today. He is worth wathing. Pirate........

Posted at 6:05PM on Aug 24th 2006 by linda

25. Aint got no money fer schoolin,
Jack Scare Crow aint get no schoolin,
U might got "some" schoolin

I like them funny lookin Pirates, that one boy gone an talked bad bout merica, an thats enough to get my goat. He ought to take dem ideas about the "General American Public" and hush hus mouf.

DANCE FOR THE BANANA MONKEY, DANCE

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Fourth Grade Mathmatician

26. hey! Psssst......do you think the men with the straight jacket have finally come and gotten dingo/whoever? what a trip! i've been laughing my ass off at the sh*t that comes out of that guy's brain.

don't know what his problem is but i love johnny depp he's still a turn on even at his age

Posted at 9:54PM on Aug 24th 2006 by MARYA

27. Well Marya,

Whilst we thank you for you, for your unsolisited comments, I think it appropriate that you leave your bestial desires behind closed doors.

The fact that you are somehow attracted to this "Small Handed, STUNT BUM" SHOLD SEND UP A NUMBER OF RED FLAGS....

Unfortunatly this "TURD JUST WONT FLUSH" SO you can rest assure,
that your "Obsession" from A FAR", (w/ scare crow) is safe for now...

Its paraha like you that keep this Monkey Dancing.

DANCE FOR THE BANANA MOKEY, DANCE.

Posted at 5:49AM on Aug 25th 2006 by Hilarious

28. Hey, Dingo Lunch: You sound a little bored. Why don't you go play in traffic or something.

You're not worthy to lick the street crud off of Johnny's boots, and you know it, hence your bitter comments toward the man.

And by the way, contrary to popular belief, Johnny still lives in the US. He divides his time between his homes in the States and in France.

Posted at 8:50AM on Aug 25th 2006 by Amy

29. Like i said, you ARE hilarious. most of the people who don't like JD,wrap the flag
around themselves, swear a little, then drop out. you, on the other hand, are persistent---a constant source of enterainment. you are a refreshing respite from the brain dead (brangelina sucks, no they don't) argument that goes on every day. i'm so glad that you have access to a computer in your mental health facility.

WRITE LITTLE MONKEY, WRITE

P.S. i still would love to suck JD's c*ck

Posted at 10:49AM on Aug 25th 2006 by MARYA

30. Amy you sound like a very terrible person. Rest assured I am no sicophant. Furthur more, I would not even urinate in john deps mouth, if it were on FIRE.

SO NO my quarulous rube. I would not want to have any contact with a "Anti American, Homosexual of this nature."

This circus act should stick to what he does "worst" Flop around on screen with all of his pedestrian, antics.. YOU KNOW jack scare crow..

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 25th 2006 by Hilarious