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K-Fed to World: "I'm Broke But So Damn Smart"

K-Fed might not be the world's greatest rapper, but there's one thing he does claim to be "amazing" at: the GED.

The rapper-on-the-make says that he passed his high school equivalency with flying colors -- "Not that it's the hardest thing in the world," he admits. But his math skills in particular are being put to good use – he's calculated that his net worth, even after making $2 million on his TV show, is about ... zero.



His wife – Britney Spears – might be worth as much as $200 million (or so it's been reported), but Federline tells GQ magazine (via Lloyd Grove's Lowdown) that he's "almost broke," despite making a couple million on the UPN reality show "Chaotic." But regardless of his financial situation, K-Fed can always fall back on his degree, one way or another – "I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it," says K-Fed. "I got pretty high test scores for the state of California."

Meanwhile, Britney has been deemed "too stimulating" for the youth of Japan. A poster of the recent Harper's Bazaar magazine cover that shows a very pregnant Brit in all her glory (i.e., completely naked) has been censored for the Tokyo Metro. The new poster, showing the pop princess from the elbow up, will have the catchy tagline: "We apologize for hiding part of a beautiful image of a mother-to-be."

Springsteen Marriage on the Rocks?

Friends of Bruce Springsteen are beating back rumors that the Boss' marriage to his wife of almost 20 years, Patti Scialfa, is in trouble.

A report in today's Page Six claims that the pair are "virtually living separate lives" and that another woman is involved. Bruce has been spotted hanging at a beach with his children alone, but also vacationed with Patti and the kids last month in upstate New York. However, friends of the couple tell the Post that "nothing's going on" and that "Bruce and Patti are very much partners. They go at it a lot and fight, but they also work at it a lot ... Patti is a strong woman. They are not going anywhere."

Scialfa's mother, Victoria, tells Page Six, "I don't know anything about it. I don't want to talk about it."

Kat's Not Eating Well – But Not Worrying About It


"American Idol" Katharine McPhee says the constraints of being on tour aren't very good for her diet, but that she's not doing "any weird, disordered eating things anymore." What's more, she admits that there will "always be people who don't like" her, but that she's no less friendly because of her success on "Idol."

In a Q-and-A with Us Weekly, McPhee answers the skeptics who said that she was prolonging her recovery from bronchitis and laryngitis to avoid touring with the rest of the Idols. "I felt like I was under attack," she says. "Vocal cords are very sensitive parts of the body that need to be taken care of ... I still have to see doctors across the country to make sure my voice is healing."

McPhee also tells the magazine that she met with Steven Spielberg for a get-to-know-you kind of chat, and that she and 41-year-old boyfriend Nick Cokas do "old people" things like "get dinner and see a movie" when they're home together.

Notorious Prankster Goofs on Wolf, CNN


Captain Janks – otherwise known as Thomas Cipriano, a gas-station employee in Pennsylvania – called into CNN's "Situation Room" yesterday and got himself interviewed by Wolf Blitzer, only to reveal at the end that he had tricked the network's call screeners.

Janks/Cipriano called into the show posing as "Wendy Hutchens," a California woman who claims that she had spoken to suspect John Mark Karr about the death of JonBenet Ramsey. Blitzer, as Lloyd Grove recounts is, spoke with "Hutchens" for a short while, until Cipriano dropped Howard Stern's name into one of his answers, whereupon the surprised host realized what was going on. "All right," he said. "Well, that sounds like we've just been Howard Sterned, as they say."

CNN says it's looking into the the incident.

Goodie Bag: Brandon's Mom Pawning Her Jewels? And Apple Shells Out $100 Million to Settle iPod Case

Brandon Davis' mother Barbara is liquidating her collection of jewelry, says Ben Widdicombe, through a top Italian broker. "Most of Barbara's big gems are loose. A lot of the other stuff is being broken up for stones." A family rep denies any selling is taking place . . . Apple agreed to pay $100 million to Creative Technologies yesterday, after it was accused of infringing upon a Creative patent for the navigation of a music player like its iPod. Apple has admitted no wrongdoing, and will recoup some of the settlement money if other companies license Creative's technology.

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46. YOYOYO G DONKEY CHAIN, MONEY SCRATCHER, DIS IS:
K-FAG IN DA JANK,
YO fo reel dont be takin like dat about da penny and junk YO.
See I got my GED now dogskin, an den I been done lay it down YO fo dem kidss, you know, so now I flow, my BANK ACCT is low, BUT i is married to a HO, SO even though, I wont GO, because I grow another paycheck KID, with my soon to be "TOTALLY REDICULOUSE" WIFE.

WHAT A DANCING BOY- Im sure his family is VERY PROUD.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 24th 2006 by Hilarious

47. i can translate mrs scott
Duh ...Kevin Federline Spears is so smart that he done passed his GED. At least he can spell britney Spears name when the asswipe loser uses her credit cards.......its along those lines

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 24th 2006 by Amy

48. Well What do we Have here a Fukin comedian number: # 32.

I know plenty of people who, have similar spending privledges. This guy is a LOSER, No matter what he wears, how he looks, where he lives, what he does, what he drives, which ever online GED Blogg he cheated on, or who ever he is connected to, Will never erase this DUDES pathetic attemps at being a true TMZ Celeb.

Posted at 12:04PM on Aug 24th 2006 by I weigh 458 pds.

49. Patty, what goes around comes around. You broke up Bruce and his wife before you and now you know how it feels!! Karma's a b****!!!

Posted at 12:19PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Gina G.

50. PATHETIC TMZ CELEBS FOR 200PTS, Please Alex.

Qu fr 200 pts: This TMZ celeb, Droped out of school, always looks like a loser, wears terible cloathing that looks like it is to big, wears big rediculouse looking necklaces, and is ridding the coat tail of thier famous counter part.

Answer= Who is "dancing boy" K-FAG, Alex
Alex- No Jim, Im sorry, we were looking for MK OLSEN, MK OLSEN.

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Hilarious

51. Ok I live in a small town with our share of hillbillies and white trash. Put him out on the street here, no one would even blink twice.

Posted at 12:24PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Gretchen

52. i just wanted to inform the few people who have a problem with ANYONE getting their GED shut up! i got mine and now im in college working toward a law degree(my masters by the way). Paris Hilton got hers and she makes more money than you just by walking down the street. just b/c you graduated doesnt mean anything...i for one am sick of the jokes.

Posted at 12:25PM on Aug 24th 2006 by lyn

53. K-Fed looks like a giant cock roach......what a slap in Brittney's swelling face....

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Enough is Enough

54. I guess K-Fed can have his name printed:

Kevin Federline GeD.
Doctor of General Equivalency Studies.

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Eric Mazolla

55. god this guy is such a loser..can it get any worse???

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 24th 2006 by monica

56. woah!!!! he got paid a couple million for chaotic but he doesnt have it nemore????

omg












Posted at 12:49PM on Aug 24th 2006 by RebeccaBBBBBBB

57. Lyn, just some food for thought,, there Judge Wapner.

If you had a GED I dont think you are going to be representing me in a Court of Law. I would be very hessitant to let you review anything resembling a legal document. Instead of Distric Att, why not shoot for something a litle more realistic. I under CITY DOG CATCHER
has an availablity right now. awwh Im just funnnin (he haw)

HAHA your cut from the same

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 24th 2006 by I am a Man of Science

58. YO WHERE ALL MY PEEPS AT G MONKEY SCRATCHER, YO

jUST MY GED and ME, See, and also the PENNEY, YO. fO REEL DO
I keep on flowin like Im growin but soon I will be going and not knowin
who my wife be blowin,(manny),
and so I keep throwin parties and shows for all the kids who grows, and den it snows, and I almost froze, becaue my cloathes, look like scare Crows, And I save up dem pennies YO, FO SHOW,

and my ged is really a limited piece of "educational enlightenment" at best. so good luck k-fag back to the gutter f stain.. yoyoyoyo

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Hilarious

59. Yes #48 Right on the money:;

The giant cock roach of of Men in Blak..

He also looks like some type of flounder with their strange looking eyes. He is also considered to be a bottom feeder, living off of the waste and "SCRAPS" OF OTHERS.

It great to see k-fag "floundering" in his carrer..

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Dingo Lunch

60. Wow, you done went and got yourself a GED. Those arent worth the paper they are printed on. All they say is you didnt want to complete highschool the normal way. Britney marrying him and procreating with him proves one thing. You can take the girl from the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park from the girl.

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Big

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