Britney Spears on the Rocks

#4 you forgot to wear your plastic helmet when you were running to catch the LITTLE YELLOW SCHOOL BUS!

I'M JUST SURPRISED THEY HAVE NOT NAMED A DRINK AFTER THE OTHER WHITE TRASH, PARIS.

You guys,

Stars are human just like everyone else, they are not above us. They have their ups and downs and they make mistakes just like all of us do. It's just that their lives are put up on display whereas your dirty little secrets are kept in the closet. We all make choices right or wrong that seem best for us. The best way to learn is to live through OUR MISTAKE not someone else's thoughts on what our mistakes are.

Mistakes and Celebrity example

How many people wives suck their &%^$ ----------Clinton
How many people get into messed up relationships-----------Brittany
How many people do drugs-------------------Bobby
How many people break up-----------------Nick and Jessica
How many people binge eat-------------------Oprah
How many people cheat on their wives---------------Brad

I'm not saying any of these people actually did these things and if they did who cares How many regular people have done this in the history of our beautiful country?

i think that brittany messed herself up marrying that rapper who cant rap she is to good for him and should get her figure back quit dying her hair black and go it on her own. she shouild never have let him get a hold on her money

To: Will, KYLE&MISSY. It's o.k. to be a fan of brittney spears, but to call people names, just to get your point across,to me is a little extrem. who cares how many albums she sold world wide. trash is trash,when you take what's not yours. nothing good comes out of that. she knew he had a baby on the way.thought nothing about it all she wanted was k-fed.now all she got is k-fed. be forreal,and get over yourself.when you lay down with dogs you wake up with fleas and ticks. she layed down with a dog. look at what she got. you get what you get. look at what happend to his first baby mother. she had a good carrer going, until k-fed became a part of it.brittney should have paid attention to that.his first baby mother carrer ended because of him and now so has hers.see class a lesson well learned think before you drink. AND AS FAR AS BEYONCE GOES PAH-HUH-LEASE. BEYONCE GOT TALENT AND SHE CAN SING.NO ONE HAD TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO THAT. THAT TALENT CAME NATURAL. BEYONCE HAS HER OWN MONEY. AND IS ABOUT TO MARRY A MAN WITH MONEY.MONEY MAKES MONEY.A BROKE MAN MAKES YOU NOTHING BUT BROKER.SO NO COMPARISON. SORRY BRIT, COULD NEVER TOUCH BEYONCE SO DON'T GO THERE. AND CRISTINA AGULARA MARRIED A MAN WITH MONEY TOO. BRITTNEY COULD NEVER HOLD A NOTE TO HER ARE YOU SERIOUS. PLEASE DON'T GET IT TWISTED OR ME STARTED.YOU WANT TO BE A BRITTNEY FAN.GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY, BUT THAT'S COOL BUT IF YOUR GONNA TALK ABOUT BRITTNEY AND PRAISE BRITTNEY, LEAVE IT AT BRITTNEY. DON'T BRING 2 OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY TOP FEMALE ARTIST INTO YOUR ARGUMENT AND TRY TO COMPARE BRITTNEY TO THEM LIKE SHE HAS SOME SORT OF TALENT. AND AS FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON. EVEN IN HER WORST WHICH IS ABOUT RIGHT NOW.SHE CAN CLEAN IT UP AND COME OUT ON TOP. WHAT HAPPENED TO WHITNEY SHE DID TO HERSELF. SHE IS HER OWN PROBLEM. BRITTNEY YEAH RIGHT,O.K. FIND A BETTER HOBBIE.

Britney, Britney, Britney...she can't help it that she is from the sespool known as Louisiana. Did you really expect much more? I can trash the state becaus most of my family is from there.... As for K-Fed...what a joke. What were you thinking? What a pair of losers...they deserve eachother....and Louisiana deserves them too. I agree that she should just move to a private island and fade away into oblivion.

britney is the sh*t.point blank.she looked so good in that magazine she posed for allmost naked prego.she sold alot more albums then most pop star.shes going to bounce back N shes going to b hotter then all these little pop queens trying to take her thrown.what would be pop these past years if britney spears wasnt there.think about that haters of britney.you cant think about pop without britney.shes going to come back strong.

Alright #23, yes you Mr. "Mack". I've weathered enough star bashing skimming through these posts as it is, when like somebody has said already...stars are people too. They unfortunately get press coverage over everything they do. Good or bad. We, on the other hand can do our worse, and unless it runs afoul of the law, nobody outside our circle of influence will ever know. However, I must take issue over your assertion of Louisiana as a sespool. You might have been from there, but I sure bet you don't know diddly squat about that states unique history. Physical and spiritual. (Well, you probably know the bad side..voodoo or hoodoo, but not the more inportant positive side) In short, Louisiana was light years ahead of these United States, especially after the Civil War, when the Creoles (remember them?) tried to get a backwards thinking prejudiced United States (both North and South) to see life from their prospective. That ALL races were equal, and full intergration should be implimented then. Louisiana had the first black elected officials over all the states after the Civil War (North and South), and made more progress on the state level to end discrimination after the war.

However, thanks to a racist Democrat/Dixiecrat party, and a stick-your-finger-in -the-air-and-see-where-the-wind-is-blowing Republican Party, looking for a way out of the race issue before offending racist Northerners too with Reconstruction, the Creoles were crushed. Politically, by the Union and the ex-Confederates. Spiritually by church ministers from Northern states as well as the South, and even eventually the Catholic Church. Economically by American businesses who only wanted to do one thing. Take away all the business for themselves to make a killing so that they could then leave the state and go back North to retire early and rich. The Creoles decried America's problems of race, greed, and irrational consumerism. Not to mention our selfish, singleminded desire to force them away from their culture instead of letting them be American with their own distinctiveness. Oh, and while I'm on the subject, hope you also can appreciate the fact that Louisiana is the birth mother of New Orleans Jazz and the Blues. Two music styles that eventually gave rise to EVERY TYPE OF MUSIC THAT IS PLAYED IN THE U.S. TODAY except classical. You got it. Country and Western, R&B, Pop, Rock n' Roll (in it's various versions), Bluegrass, every version of Jazz including (Dixieland, Big Band, Freestyle, and eventually all of the international versions such as Latin Jazz), and Gospel all trace their roots back to that state. Creole and Cajun cooking are some of the most unique and flavorful foods in the world.

For all of this, what does Louisiana get in return? What you just gave her. Disrespect. She's dogged......and over things that were not her fault. America reduced that state to where she is today. Politics (Which the Creoles hated with a passion) Corruption (thank you Democrats) Racism (Ditto, with the aid and abetting of spineless Republicans) and so on. But don't worry, God hasn't forgotten the Bayou State. He knows all of this, and He will make sure Louisiana gets the last say in the matter. Louisiana was a prophet for a backwards America...ahead of her time, and she was "stoned" for it. Now, thanks to Hurricane Katrina, Louisiana is prophesizing to America again, but only people who are in tune with the times we are in will see it. Judgement day for America is coming...and it won't be pretty.

How we all looked on in horror as we saw New Orleans dying, degenerating into governmental collapse on the federal, state, and local levels. How people were left homeless, helpless, and alone with no one to help them. The looting and the gangs roaming and shooting through the streets. People stealing money to try to buy what they wanted, but nobody would even take the money. As one insightful woman said to a looter "What can I do with that? (The wad of money) I need formula for my baby. Clothes for my children and food!" It was in the paper. Money was worthless in those floodwaters. You had to barter (like in the olden days) actual things like some t-shirts for diapers, or maybe medical supplies for some non perishable food and bottled water.

America, the superpower of the world...was soooo helpless, we actually had the Mexican Army being escorted back into Texas (yes, the Texas WE stole from them the last time they were on our soil back during the Alamo) to bring supplies into Louisiana. Various other countries all over the globe sent supplies to us too.
We've NEVER had to rely on the world to help us in a crisis. That all changed with Katrina.

Well, guess what? The whole country felt Louisiana's pain. Gas prices up as high as $5 a gallon or more. Hundreds of thousands of people scattered all across the country without a home, looking for someone to give them a place to rest. So as it was in that state, so shall it be on

Grow up guys! Some of your comments good and bad are so juvenile. Im not a big Brittany fan but I think it sucks how the media has really made big news out of her every move. Yes she did pick a husband who everyone feels is trash but you know what, she has to live with him and her choices not all of you and if you don't like her then stop reading articles about her.

came across this totally by accident, but I have to comment... Why is anyone even arguing over this??? Is it your life? is it your career? Does it REALLY matter in the big picture of things? That is exactly what is wrong with the world today,.. people worrying, and arguing over things that really have nothing whatsoever to do with them. Okay, so maybe you happen to be a brittney fan... so what? Maybe you hate her, who cares? it doesn't matter. Honestly, I have no pity for any person in the limelight, because as a matter of course, they KNOW that their lives are public property. Yes, they are human, Yes they make mistakes, just like we all do. But the main difference betwen us and them, is that they knew beforehand that whatever mistakes they make will be publicly aired, and as I can see publicly fought over. Sheesh people,... worry about things you can actually fix. If you like her so much, buy her products, let that show your support. if you hate her DON'T buy her products. But geez, fight over something that is actually WORTH fighting over!!!

Britney Spears is a discusting specimen of a human being.
I always thought that pregnant women were beautiful, but when i see her i want to throw up. I can believe anyone would feel sorry for someone who had everything and then f---ed it all up to play house with some free loading, white trash loser. I guess they deserve each other. Hmm... Let's see they're both white trash, neither one has any talent, and both really lousy parents.
They can have a whole broad of ugly, talentless spawn. That is if Britney doesn't kill them first.
Also, it is really pathetic how Britney is trying to blame all her problems on the media. She is an idiot and should take responsibility for her own actions.
No one would even take notice of this talentless, classless, bimbo if her life wasn't such a freaking train wreak.
Take that Kyle and Missy! YOU ARE SUCH LOSERS! You're probably into beastiality, so go screw your dog.