Brad Pitt's Birth Control Problem

Imagine for a moment Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone kicking another high profile A-list male movie star to the Melrose Ave. curb and venting to the Wall Street Journal that there is no place on the Paramount lot for a production company that failed to lock down its name.
Composite of Plan B ad and Brad Pitt
Plan B, Hollywood (the production shingle partnering Brad Pitt, Paramount Pictures chief Brad Grey and, formerly, Jennifer Aniston), meet Plan B, New Jersey (a morning-after pill concocted by Barr Pharmaceuticals subsidiary Duramed). And only the latter, approved this week by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as an over-the-counter, 72-hour post-coital solution, seems to be punch lined with an ®, the ominous symbol for registered trademarks.

Given the long trajectory of medical research and development, you can bet Barr Pharmaceuticals got to the trademark table long before Brad, Jen and Brad's brainstorm. And although deep-pocketed firms like Barr can sometimes choose to sue over the trickier-to-prove adjacent use of a registered term, chances are they might just settle for a Brangelina TV commercial endorsement.
Almost makes you wonder if pal George Clooney disbanded his production partnership with Steven Soderbergh because he got wind of a new OBGYN method called C-Section Eight.

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1. Brad Pitt's company name is actually PLAN B ENTERTAINMENT. There is another company that does promotional films for companies that is name PLAN B PRODUCTION. Brad and company just need to add the word entertainment to all there productions.

Do you all do any type of research?

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 27th 2006 by lac

2. Brad Pitt wouldn't make me want to use birth control, just the opposite actually. I would have his babies any day lol.

Posted at 12:06PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Julie

3. what a strange pic of Brad.

Posted at 12:17PM on Aug 27th 2006 by LoL

4. i don't know what all that blah is about, i just wanted a chance to once again say how much i love him, no matter WHO he's with. does this mean they're going after jen too cause they both own the company?

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 27th 2006 by MM

5. Angelina Jolie should market herself as a birth-control device. As in, imagine your child growing up to be like this.

Just ask Jon Voight what it's like being progenitive of a loony skank.

Posted at 12:34PM on Aug 27th 2006 by crabbie

6. crabbie you are a judgmental loony skank!!!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 27th 2006 by EGOY

7. "adopt a jewish baby" what twit. and it was her father who bad mouthed her in the first place. how do you think an ex-teacher feels about a parent who ridicules his child in public, or disowning her two adopted children. he's the one not right in the head

Posted at 1:02PM on Aug 27th 2006 by jeez

8. Jordan, you are an a**. Before you blame Angie for not speaking to her dad, find out why she doesn't. BTW - don't you think it's a little ODD that the only child he EVER mentions is Shiloh? They do have 2 other children ya know. And, she doesn't display "hatred" she IGNORES. Big difference.

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 27th 2006 by JPfan

9. You're all idiots, mind your own business.

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Hombre Diablo

10. Plan A: Marry Jen Aniston; put in a few years as a good husband, start a family.

Plan B: Dump Jen Aniston for hot co-star, get pregnant immediately.

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Bits

11. Jon Voight is an opportunist. Just because you share blood does not mean that a person gets an automatic invite. Besides I hate how Jon Voight used the opportunity of Shiloh's birth to whine and moan about not seeing the baby. Hell Angelina has 3 children, I wouldn't want a putz around who ignored that fact.

Posted at 3:00PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Jillian

12. You can forgive someone without wanting to have them in your life. During a party is neither the time nor place for family issues to be resolved.

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Melissa

13. by the time that wackjob jolie is done with this sap, he's going to be looking for some retroactive birth control.

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 27th 2006 by bubba

14. I'm sorry, I know this has nothing to do with the subject of the article, but I am having such a hard time picturing Angelina as some Mother Teresa type woman. I can't erase the images of her kissing her brother on the lips, her being all over Billy Bob in front of the cameras as he's talking about how they f****d in the limo on the way over to an awards show (MTV maybe???), her talking about how she has multiple lovers at one time, and her treating her own father like dirt when she essentially has done the same thing, by hooking up with a married man, that she so condemns Jon Voight for. I don't believe that her and Brad Pitt didn't sleep together until Brad Pitt was divorced. For a woman as sexual as she herself admits she is, I find that part hard to believe. While I respect the fact that she has adopted children, I also feel that there are other children in our own country that need to be adopted. How come there are never any stars that adopt any special needs kids? They need just as much love and attention as a child from a foreign country. I am the parent of a blind kindergartener, and I wish I had the financial resources to adopt other children just like her, or with other disabilities. I just feel that if you have the millions of $$ that these celebrities have, they would want to help children with disabilities. I guess that would spoil their vision of "perfect family life". If there is such a thing in Hollywood. And one more thing, has anyone else out there noticed that almost every pic of these 2 together, Brad barely smiles anymore. But yet pics of him on the set of Oceans 13 show him smiling nonstop. I guess he doesn't like being led around like a little lap dog. Sorry for the long rant, that really had nothing to do with the article, just had to get it out.

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 27th 2006 by AMD

15. Brad is my boy and all that but don't U think that picture of Brad is birth control enough. He looks kinda of weird in that shot, like very reptilian like don't U think? I would call all of this bad new around his name "The Jolie Effect."

Posted at 3:47PM on Aug 27th 2006 by Tyler

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