"Firecrotch" Unplugged

1. That's awful! Who the heck is this Brandon dude anyway? He just looks like some wanna be with money that is ONLY known for this stupid Firecrotch attack on Lindsey. I don't like any of them, but that's still pretty childish....

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Melanie

2. I'm sorry, but the word "firecrotch" makes me laugh. I crack up everytime I read it!

Posted at 2:56PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

3. Sounds like we have a new #1 HIT!!!!

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Dude

4. Enough is enough....these people need to grow up.

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Midwest

5. Brandon Who?? Rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elvis" lookin, Bev Hills, club-going, disgustin' red faced drunk, super "A"-hole. Who's he bangin? Whoever it is, I'm sure, she/he digs him for his charm. Please stop reporting on this Phenom, Brandon. Did I say rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elv...

Posted at 3:06PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Truth

6. Speaking of firecrotches...

Paris Hilton is pissed off at Elijah Blue Allman {Cher's son by Gregg Allman} because he went on Howard Stern last week and basically told the world he had sex with her and was worried that he may have caught something afterwards:

Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, claims that after the encounter he became so worried he might have contracted something he scrubbed down his private parts with household bathroom cleaner Tilex.

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I believe him. I mean seriously, why would he lie? It's not like he was bragging about it, in fact, it was almost like he was so ashamed that he probably felt the need to come clean and obviously, in more ways than one!

Paris is probably pissed off because this blows her entire "I only slept with two guys" statement right out of the water and proves she's nothing more than the lying slut we know she is.

Posted at 3:09PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Brandon is a sweat hog

7. I thought it was pretty funny. To me, p**** always looked like a hairy roast beef sandwich, YUM YUM!

Posted at 3:12PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Witty

8. The bastard and the slut......hmmmm
Imagine if they had children......

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Anna Hagy

9. LOL...the funny thing is, she tries to say she has ONLY slept with a few guys...and the whole world already knows of most of them like SIZEMORE ! gross....that CK Model, Soloman, Backstreet geek, 2 dif Greek kids, Elijah Blue, Chad Michael Murphy and now that bloated fruit Brandon Davis......

I also think it's funny that Brandon claims he went into rehab after his Lohan drival....this just might send him into suicide watch......how much are you laughing now Brandon and Paris !?

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 29th 2006 by smakin

10. Witty, your killing me.

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

11. OKAY, THIS IS REALLY MEAN AND SO LOW. LET ME TELL YOU GUYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW : Don't EVER call a woman ugly names that refer to her anatomy. This STUPID BRANDON DAVIS, fat a$$hole started this and he should be ASHAMED for publicly picking on a female, especially on videotape -- BRANDON, you are a COWARD and a low-life. You P*SSY. You will always a LOSER. Your family should DISINHERIT you. WHY the HECK is this greasy JERK getting publicity and why is the radio station promoting such a thing? KROQ, you SUCK. I am NOT a fan of any of those involved, BUT this is an insult to ALL women. BRANDON, should get his ass KICKED by some hard-core Marines. Let him pick on REAL MEN and see what he'll get. BRANDON, you are SISSY and you'll never amount to anything. I hope all FUTURE women will stay AWAY from you. NOW, I know why Mischa DUMPED you! YOU ARE penis-less, you FAT HOG. YOU DESERVE EVERY INSULT HERE AND MORE SO.

***TMZ, this is LOW even for you guys*** WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALLOWING THIS?

Posted at 3:16PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Someone KICK Brandon's Ass

12. Brandon Who?? Rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elvis" lookin, Bev Hills, club-going, disgustin' red faced drunk, super "A"-hole. Who's he bangin? Whoever it is, I'm sure, she/he digs him for his charm. Please stop reporting on this Phenom, Brandon. Did I say rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elv...

Posted at 3:16PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Truth

13. #5 Why would Allman lie? Duh Could it be because no one knows his name but Paris Hilton's CD is a HIT?
People can be so transparent at times. And I bet Allman is making it all up too, he probably never slept with Paris. Talk is cheap,especially on the Howard Stern Show.

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 29th 2006 by angie

14. NEW NAME FOR PARIS HILTON, IF LINDSAY IS FIRECROTCH...LETS CALL PARIS BY HER NAME ACCORDING TO BLUE "CRABBYTWAT" AND SEE HOW THIS BITCH LIKES IT...ALSO BRANDON WILL BE CALLED" WEE LITTLE PEEPEE"

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Rick

15. You TMZ people are worse than that Brandon idiot. Don't you feel the least bit embarassed about what you just posted here? I'm thru reading you guys. you're pathetic.

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jack pearson