"Firecrotch" Unplugged

1. That's awful! Who the heck is this Brandon dude anyway? He just looks like some wanna be with money that is ONLY known for this stupid Firecrotch attack on Lindsey. I don't like any of them, but that's still pretty childish....

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Melanie

2. I'm sorry, but the word "firecrotch" makes me laugh. I crack up everytime I read it!

Posted at 2:56PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

3. Sounds like we have a new #1 HIT!!!!

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Dude

4. I am an MC (signed) from Los Angeles...the second I see Brandon "Known mostly for his drunk-driving arrest" Davis in Hollywood or environs I promise to punch him in the face, HARD. What a bitch that guy is.

Posted at 3:59PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Shane Hunter

5. Enough is enough....these people need to grow up.

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Midwest

6. I would sue somebody...This is just wrong...Brandon needs to find a real job and stop living off the family name.........Lindsey if you read this you need a good lawyer...........

Posted at 4:02PM on Aug 29th 2006 by me

7. Brandon Who?? Rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elvis" lookin, Bev Hills, club-going, disgustin' red faced drunk, super "A"-hole. Who's he bangin? Whoever it is, I'm sure, she/he digs him for his charm. Please stop reporting on this Phenom, Brandon. Did I say rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elv...

Posted at 3:06PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Truth

8. Brandon Who?? Rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elvis" lookin, Bev Hills, club-going, disgustin' red faced drunk, super "A"-hole. Who's he bangin? Whoever it is, I'm sure, she/he digs him for his charm. Please stop reporting on this Phenom, Brandon. Did I say rich, arrrrogant, "Fat Elv...

Posted at 3:16PM on Aug 29th 2006 by The Truth

9. Speaking of firecrotches...

Paris Hilton is pissed off at Elijah Blue Allman {Cher's son by Gregg Allman} because he went on Howard Stern last week and basically told the world he had sex with her and was worried that he may have caught something afterwards:

Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, claims that after the encounter he became so worried he might have contracted something he scrubbed down his private parts with household bathroom cleaner Tilex.

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I believe him. I mean seriously, why would he lie? It's not like he was bragging about it, in fact, it was almost like he was so ashamed that he probably felt the need to come clean and obviously, in more ways than one!

Paris is probably pissed off because this blows her entire "I only slept with two guys" statement right out of the water and proves she's nothing more than the lying slut we know she is.

Posted at 3:09PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Brandon is a sweat hog

10. Lindsay, I'm sorry the world is so full of jacka**es. Keep your chin up darlin.

Posted at 7:34AM on Aug 30th 2006 by judy

11. I thought it was pretty funny. To me, p**** always looked like a hairy roast beef sandwich, YUM YUM!

Posted at 3:12PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Witty

12. This Brandon guy is the ugliest person I've EVER seen!!!!!!!! Fat too!!!!

Posted at 7:55AM on Aug 30th 2006 by -

13. The bastard and the slut......hmmmm
Imagine if they had children......

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Anna Hagy

14. LOL...the funny thing is, she tries to say she has ONLY slept with a few guys...and the whole world already knows of most of them like SIZEMORE ! gross....that CK Model, Soloman, Backstreet geek, 2 dif Greek kids, Elijah Blue, Chad Michael Murphy and now that bloated fruit Brandon Davis......

I also think it's funny that Brandon claims he went into rehab after his Lohan drival....this just might send him into suicide watch......how much are you laughing now Brandon and Paris !?

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 29th 2006 by smakin

15. Witty, your killing me.

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn