The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."
Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."
16. OKAY, THIS IS REALLY MEAN AND SO LOW. LET ME TELL YOU GUYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW : Don't EVER call a woman ugly names that refer to her anatomy. This STUPID BRANDON DAVIS, fat a$$hole started this and he should be ASHAMED for publicly picking on a female, especially on videotape -- BRANDON, you are a COWARD and a low-life. You P*SSY. You will always a LOSER. Your family should DISINHERIT you. WHY the HECK is this greasy JERK getting publicity and why is the radio station promoting such a thing? KROQ, you SUCK. I am NOT a fan of any of those involved, BUT this is an insult to ALL women. BRANDON, should get his ass KICKED by some hard-core Marines. Let him pick on REAL MEN and see what he'll get. BRANDON, you are SISSY and you'll never amount to anything. I hope all FUTURE women will stay AWAY from you. NOW, I know why Mischa DUMPED you! YOU ARE penis-less, you FAT HOG. YOU DESERVE EVERY INSULT HERE AND MORE SO.
***TMZ, this is LOW even for you guys*** WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALLOWING THIS?
Posted at 3:16PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Someone KICK Brandon's Ass
17. #5 Why would Allman lie? Duh Could it be because no one knows his name but Paris Hilton's CD is a HIT?
People can be so transparent at times. And I bet Allman is making it all up too, he probably never slept with Paris. Talk is cheap,especially on the Howard Stern Show.
Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 29th 2006 by angie
18. NEW NAME FOR PARIS HILTON, IF LINDSAY IS FIRECROTCH...LETS CALL PARIS BY HER NAME ACCORDING TO BLUE "CRABBYTWAT" AND SEE HOW THIS BITCH LIKES IT...ALSO BRANDON WILL BE CALLED" WEE LITTLE PEEPEE"
Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Rick
19. I hope all the good little girls will remember he may have a bad disease. Stay away from that guy. Not only does he kiss and tell, he tries to humiliate in the process. He is also so stupid he thinks Tilex with keep him from getting a sexually transmitted disease. What a winner!! He just like his mother, he has no shame.
Posted at 7:33AM on Aug 30th 2006 by judy
20. You TMZ people are worse than that Brandon idiot. Don't you feel the least bit embarassed about what you just posted here? I'm thru reading you guys. you're pathetic.
Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jack pearson
21. TMZ - *** YOU *** NEED TO POST AN APOLOGY FOR POSTING THIS PATHETIC STORY.
Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jack pearson
22. Witty, I never heard that before but...okay! Just seems like genital jokes are sort of obvious and childish though.
Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jack
23. CRABBYTWAT AND PENISLESS.
Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Anna Hagy
24. These bozos are using the "Firecrotch" fiasco to gain attention, probably because they can't get it from being original. I think it's in very poor taste and is disrespectful to all woman.
Posted at 3:32PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Lea
25. Isn't romantical. I wish my girls bush was burning, so I could put out the fire!
Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Cupid
26. That was the most boring song, ever! That was just retarded.
Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Angie
27. Crabbytwat.....I love it! Lol!
Posted at 3:31PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Midwest
28. Someone should write a song called "Sweaty Pig" (or Sweathog, checking forst for copywrite infringement, thx. #5) about Brandon Davis!!
Posted at 5:25PM on Sep 19th 2006 by Jonboysf
29. Isn't romantical. I wish my girls bush was on fire, so I could put my hose on it!!!
Posted at 3:37PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Smitty
30. finally the truth hits home........i'm hoping Paris reads this....
its obvious she and her lacky entourage are immature.....repeating "firecrotch *giggle, giggle* firecrotch*giggle, giggle* firecrotch" over and over is on the level of my 3 year old nephew who thinks he's discovered a new naughty word. what really hit the ball out of the park, im a dj in new york, recently i was approached by a socialite wanna be requesting paris's new song (?) stars are blind. i actually got boo'd!!! so...upon further request, i had management fire up the house lights as i broke this piece of trash into a million little pieces while taking in the cheers of the party goers. Paris, you hollowed out hose monster, your time in the limelight is limited and soon will be over, your lackeys will once again be nobodies. As for the fat elvis, he's hated all around the city anyways and the only reason he runs with the hilton entourage is due to security. No one here would touch him with a ten foot pole. stars may be blind, but the general public isnt.
Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Truth in NYC about Paris and Lackeys......
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