"Firecrotch" Unplugged

The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."

Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."



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31. This is the meanest thing I have read on these senseless and useless blogs from Hollywood...sure I like to know what is going on..and I have been shocked and appalled by a lot of it...but this is sad..tasteless and harmful..What a thing to do and say about anyone..This is cruelty...and all those involved should be ashamed..but, they won't..its the limelight and bucks for these high school dropouts...Lindsay will have the last laugh..Paris's record has tanked; her films have tanked; and she is such a skank its only time before she is yesterdays trash....Lohan has a future...and I hope she can get past this dreadful attack on her..It is just Hateful...psssssss on them

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jan

32. Exactly #15 !
KROQ sux, very poor taste !

Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 29th 2006 by smakin

33. Are you serious! I can not beilive a radio station would do something like this. I am not a fan of Lindsay Lohan but I can say this is so childish. It is like you are in high school all over again and people are stuping so low to get some ratings. I can tell you this I live in LA and I will not be listening to this station anymore thats for sure!!

Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Carmen

34. i've been reading comments on brandon davis and his "fit" and i actually watched the video and i have to say that he is the victim in this. don't hate me so fast but if you will notice he is only trying to impress his "friends"?? or whatever they are. he reminds me of a spoiled,unhappy little boy crying out for help and attention. lyndsay will be fine but i am not so sure about brandon. get some real help brandon and find some new friends.

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Cindi

35. Brandon Davis is just a big jerk. Never made a dime in his life, lives publicly under other people. Why doesn't he just leave her alone? Maybe the problem is that she doesn't like him and that pisses him off. Baby. Get over yourself and leave that poor girl alone. If she were my daughter, I'd sue you, your parents (who must be disgusted with your behavior) for slander. Get a life man. You really need one. Kissing Paris's ass has got to be a pretty menial job.

Posted at 6:39PM on Oct 4th 2006 by Gabrielle

36. I think thats so immature, anyone over 15 who finds that "hilarious" should be embarassed...but it takes all kinds I guess - I'm glad I have a life, man

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Lisa

37. Attention: Firecrotch is worst than any STD! Place two blocks of ice between your legs and I'll be over in the morning.

Posted at 3:54PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Dr. X

38. I like pretty much what everyone is saying here and Witty, TRUE, TRUE! How funny!

Posted at 3:53PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Stormy

39. #25, Shane, I hope you do! Let's hope TMZ can catch him getting bitch slapped!

Posted at 4:02PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

40. OMG! Brandon, I seriously hope you read this. I seriously hope you get professional help soon. This is not funny. Not at all. Please don't ever sing again. You can pass that on to Paris also. How much are you paying people to degrade women? You, Scott Storch both suck ass. Did Lindsay reject you? Is that the reason behind all this? Its clear you and Paris have the maturity of a 5 year old. And Paris doesn't have respect for herself, so I shouldn't be surprised that she thinks this is funny and VERY degrading to every woman alive. You need to take hints from Lindsay and figure out to get some class. She has some. I used to be a HUGE fan of Paris, until this whole tirade started. ITs funny how video of you being a jackass while Paris cackled in the background can open your eyes. I can't stand the sight of either of you now. While Lindsay-I have a new respect for her. You two might have her beat with money, but at least she has earned her money. She has starred in films that didn't flop, unlike House of Wax, or One Night in Paris. And you-you're just riding along on Paris' 15 minutes that are about up. She doesn't have a fan base above the age of 15 left and the tabloids are the only ones keeping her career going right now. Oh and one more thing-I wouldn't make fun of where Lindsay's living. At least she's paying for her own housing and not shacking up with the girl who won't even admit she's sleeping with you. I hope Lindsay sues the hell out of you for anything she can. OR at least kicks your ass outside a club one night. But that's the one thing Ive liked most about this whole thing-she's sat back and hasn't said anything. That's what MATURE people do. TAKE A HINT.

Team Lindsay!!

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 29th 2006 by amy

41. Seriously guys Brandon Davis and Firecrotch getting it on... Naive Teenagers or what!!

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Eric - Norway

42. I'M THE FIRST TO SAY THAT THESE GIRLS NEED TO WAKE UP AND START ACTING LIKE LADIES, AND BELIEVE ME THEY THINK IT'S CUTE TO GO HANG OUT WITH WHO EVER. BUT THIS BRANDON HAS TO BE THE WORST! IT REALLY IS SAD FOR A MALE TO ACT SO SILLY ABOUT THIS GIRL. WHAT'S WITH HIM. NO FAME! WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO WITH HIM AND PARIS I THOUGHT HE WAS TERRIBLE. HE'S A UGLY, SAD, VERY STUPID, SILLY,SO CALLED BOY TO SIT AND TALK ABOUT WOMEN LIKE THAT. I BET ANY MONEY HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO A GUY LIKE THAT. I'M NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN FAN BUT SHE DOES WORK FOR HER MONEY. I HAVE TO GIVE HER THAT!! IF THOSE GIRLS WEREN'T OUT THERE THEY WOULDN'T GET THEIR SELFS IN THIS MESS. AND PARIS LAUGHING. ONE WORD FOR HER. SAD!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Marques

43. oh and for the "song" i did laugh a few times but i am only human

Posted at 1:08PM on Oct 5th 2006 by Cindi

44. Seriously guys Firecrotch and Brandon Davis getting it on... Naive teenagers or what!

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Eric - Norway

45. It should easily outsell Paris' crap!

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 29th 2006 by hadray

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