The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."
Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."
61. I heard the song yesterday and thought it was pretty funny. Sure, it can be taken both ways, but my impression was that it really showed off what a tool Brandon Davis was for making fun of Lohan.
Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 29th 2006 by drew
62. Fat Punk looks like hes on crack. Heard he dropped out of high school as a junior and has an IQ below 80. Also heard his Dad couldnt stand him and his Mom protected him from the neighbor kids because he couldnt figure out how to ride his bike as a teenager and always wakled around with his fly open...hahaha..
Wont be long and he'll either kill himself in his car or on drugs... ..He's less than a zero.
Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 29th 2006 by LA Stan
63. This is so idiotic and immature I feel nauseated. Come on TMZ, this is just sad.
Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 29th 2006 by peskey
64. SOOOOOOOOOOOO CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am over it.
Posted at 5:21PM on Aug 29th 2006 by UR ALL NUTS
65. Is Brandon a woman scorned, relapsed or both? Sure sounds like it. Again do the world a favor, go back to rehab. Take Paris with you. Please.. Disappear... cause you both sure as hell can't carry a tune either.
Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Lorena
66. Her firecrotch can burn my lips anyday.
Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jack
67. ok, what am i missing? Brandon Davis is "house sitting" (that's modern day BANGING) for a disgusting hepiatic nothingness like Paris Hilton, HE AS DONE NOTHING EXCEPT INHERIT MONEY, and HE'S calling anyone ANYTHING? Memo to Paris and Brandon, i don't think much of Lindsey either, but good gosh, SHE earned a frickin' livin' dude!
Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Joisy boy
68. ATLEAST LINDSAY'S CURTAINS MATCH HER DRAPES
Posted at 5:49PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Jamie
69. sorry, that's HERPIATIC! (but hey, my typing sucks more than Paris Hiltons singing)
Posted at 5:49PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Joisy boy
70. sorry, that's HERPIATIC! (but hey, my typing sucks more than Paris Hiltons singing)
Posted at 5:59PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Joisy boy
71. To the #9 poster "SOMEONE KICK BRANDON'S ASS", why don't you shut the hell up. Women bash men all the time, talk about their penis sizes, if they're good in bed or not, and it's ok......but if a guy talks about a girl he's supposedly a p*ssy and insulting to females. F*ck you! Women like you don't deserve respect because most women have no self-respect. Good for Brandon. I hope the song is a hit and makes him millions so shut the hell up you skank b*tch.
Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Ed
72. Hey I love this man. . . Now all they have 2 do is turn 1 of Paris's wackass song into a real song about her.
I mean I think it's funny cause all of these people have brought it on themselves. We should make fun of them and then maybe they will leave how 2 be better human beings. . . but on the really real. . . I doubt it.
Posted at 5:55PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Tyler
73. #49 must have a seriously small unit to be takin' the girl talk SO seriously. sorry dude... emotional, dumb AND tiny dickie? but did you get hosed!
Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Joisy boy
74. Well obviously #49 has no penis! Thx for sharing.
Posted at 7:45PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Lea
75. How petty? Brandon and Paris both are low life cowards who team up on people because alone they are unable to stand... Brandon, who the heck are you anyway? Must I remind you, you only got your minute of fame by demeaning someone else...how pathetic you "fat elvis look-a-like". And Paris Hilton, why are you so dayum catty? I mean you really hate competition that much that you would seek to humilate others indirectly... One thing for sure, not that I am a huge of LL but at least she has TALENT! She wasn't born into money, she has EARNED every read cent. Her name was MADE and not given... Sadly enough, you should learn something from that young girl.
Oh and and one more thing Paris, aren't you running out of best friends to try and destroy? You attempted to destroy Nicole, now LL and I'm sure there are others.... You are one sick chick---TRICK!!!
Posted at 6:28PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Justice
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