"Firecrotch" Unplugged

91. Whoa people!............before you go off on Brandon, remember, La Lohan put herself in this position. (no pun intended) She's just making herself a big target by the way she gets around.

Posted at 11:54PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Ryan

92. So he's at it again? Since he thinks he's an expert at what's poor, somebody needs to tell Brandon that one of Bill Gates turds is worth more than he is. For the poster that says that Brandon needs to get his ass kicked, he did when he got into a fight with the dole bananas heir. A witness said that Brandon couldn't get a lick in and that other people went up to the dole heir and said they wanted to kick brandon's ass for years. That was in the new york daily news on october 1 2004. Maybe he decided that 20 year old females were safer after that. LIDA don't be too hard on mischa barton. She realized what he was and dumped him. cut and pasted proof :

Mischa Barton has apparently broken up with oil-fortune heir Brandon Davis. According to a story in Glamour UK, “It was Mischa who broke it off, for a few reasons: Brandon doesn't have any real money of his own; it's all his family's … She thought it was ridiculous that a man would have to go to his mom each month for money."

Posted at 12:21AM on Aug 30th 2006 by tony w.

93. Okaty, he'll have his 15 minutes of fame for something pathetic, stupid and insulting. Then it will be-Next. Lindsay Lohan will have her whole career because she can actually do something-Act. Also, this will generate sympathy and compassion for her, helping her career. Brilliant move Brandon Davis. I expected better from Elijah Blue. His mom is cool most of the time.

Posted at 1:12AM on Aug 30th 2006 by Jodi

94. ok...............WAKE UP................ did no one read the vanity fair article just two months ago??? it DETAILED how brandon daviss grandfather SPENT ALL THE KIDS MONEY...which would be brandon davis mother,,,,,also in the news this week, his mother is selling all of her jewels......the DUDE IS BROKE.... he is ranting on about lindsay lohan being only $7million broke,...well she has about $6,999,000 more than brando boy, why else do you think he is staying with paris...he has no place to go............the grandmother lives at the bev hills hotel, cause they liquidated all real estate very quickly before liens could be put on it.....THE DUDE IS FLAT ASS BROKE....oh and fat.....bad combo

Posted at 1:58AM on Aug 30th 2006 by spud

95. First of, Brandon aint shit and he aint got shit going for himself except goin out every night with da whore (Paris), and before he starts talkin about anybody he need to take a look in da mirror and Paris you aint nothin but a no talent, can't sing, boyfriend stealing, disease infected whore. So both of ya needs to shut da fuck up, cuz at least Lindsay worked for what she has accomplished unlike ya

Posted at 3:05AM on Sep 11th 2006 by PARIS MOST HATED

96. i think it's disrespectfull that u make fun of any1 in that way...U should have more respect for women....grow up, this is inmature and stupid....that shows how much class people have these days...WHERE has the respect for women gone these days..How would any1 like.. for some1 to make a song about some1 close to u???? I never thought that the RICH and FAMOUS would be so GHETTO...Since they went to the best schools.....I guess it doesnt matter how much money 1 has is what u are taught at home......

Posted at 2:15AM on Aug 30th 2006 by getoverit

97. If it's true that Brandon is broke....woohoo....then he won't be hanging out with the "rich and famous-for-nothing" people anymore.....and maybe he'll get a little dose of reality. As far as Paris only having sex with two people???? Okay, the whole world knows about Rick Soloman......must be another sex tape floating around out there, so she'll only admit to those two. She was engaged to the other Paris.....there was one of the Carter kids...and then there was Stavros....not to mention all of the other guys she's been seen hanging all over....ALL the time. Maybe Paris is too young to have heard the phrase "If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck.....It's probably a duck!" In their living in front of the media world, they are going to be known by how they portray themselves in public...and while every star has a picture or two that portrays them in a less than favorable light.....little miss Paris has only a picture or two that portray her in a favorable light. With that much media following you around 24/7, you would think there would be more if she was so pure and sweet and innocent.

Posted at 2:19AM on Aug 30th 2006 by Lulu

98. That is one nasty song. If someone had wrote it for my daughter I would find a way to hunt them down. He is probably jealous because she wouldnt give his a piece. That songs sounds like something a teenager would write because the cheerleader captian wouldnt give him a second look. GROW UP BRANDON!!!

Posted at 6:58AM on Aug 30th 2006 by dina

99. Horrible song! But hilarious. Sounds like their may be a lack of hygiene problem going on there.

Posted at 9:56AM on Aug 30th 2006 by Fireman Bill

100. Here's my vote.

Paris "Rottencrotch" Hilton.

Brandon ""Pencildick" Davis.

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 30th 2006 by ZapZip

101. Hey Brandon remember when you were on your knees in the bathroom at Chevrons, You Blow Real Well!! I LOVE FAT PIGGY BOYS>>>>>>

Posted at 11:08AM on Aug 30th 2006 by RUPAUL

102. I'm not a Lindsay fan, but I take her side this time. That was so wrong in every single way possible, that guy can have all the money in the world, but so empty inside, that's why he is friends with Paris, they are the same, that it was so embarrazing, low and mean, you can find more dignity in a homeless person that in those two together. I makes me so mad, how he dare to talk so awfuly bad of a woman, specially in public, refering of a lady in those terms is not of a man, that is so coward!!!!!! It's an insult to all woman in the world, including stupid Paris. I guess his mother didn't teach him a thing.
About what he said of Lindsay beeing poor because she has only 7 million, let me tell you a lot of people in this world don't have even what to eat, or a house were to live, but they are much worthy than you could ever be.
That's how Paris wants to be consider a real artist, doing those stupid things, she should had stop him, but insted she enjoy it, that only proves that she is a inmature bicth, plus should I say talentless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:37AM on Aug 30th 2006 by Anely

103. The comments made by Brandon were neither funny, witty, educative or informative. Rather they were vulgar, low class, extremely unfunny, and made by someone who is sure lucky that he can rely on money rather than any innate humanity. And Paris looked like a moron laughing at/with him. Perhaps, in her defense, she was drunk

Posted at 12:27PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by ken andrews

104. That Paris freak must be so damn jealous of Lindsywhy else would she focus so much of her time on her.... I suppose if I were Paris and looked like a under fed bird, and Linsy looks like she does well that explains all

Posted at 12:25PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Callie

105. >Duh Could it be because no one knows his name but Paris Hilton's CD is a >HIT?

"Duh" resumes you very well, Paris.
Now stop trolling the interwebnet thingy telling people your cd is a HIT.

It is NOT.

Posted at 12:32PM on Aug 30th 2006 by rob enderle