"Firecrotch" Unplugged

The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."

Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."



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121. Oh come on people - watch the Video again - Paris was telling him what to say!! And you talk about Brandon's talent is only being rich - what about Paris?? Don't tell me she can sing - anybody can sing these days (if they have money and the right people backing them up) with all the computerized equipment. Also Paris is also being sued for ripping someone else's song!!! They are all spoiled brats with no talent - and I have seen alot of things that Lindsey has said about Paris and Brandon too......

Posted at 10:04PM on Aug 31st 2006 by Cindy Adams

122. arrogant rich brats blasting another brat that had to work harder for her money. Lindsey needs to clean up her party life. She is very talented. Paris Hilton and her spoiled brat friend need to find a purpose in life other than living on thier parents strings and thinkin they are famous. Famous? Yes. For What? Rich fools.

Posted at 10:18PM on Aug 31st 2006 by puddycat

123. This song is really rude. I feel sorry for Lindsay on this one even though I'm not a fan...She doesn't deserve this. It's not her fault she has red pubic hair. oooo big deal. I mean how can he make fun of her like that knowing it's going to be word-wide? And no one is making fun of Paris!? She's the one who needs a song written about her called "Loose-crotch"

Posted at 12:59PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Brit

124. Crabbytwat and Fat Elvis. I love it. Paris and Brandon suck. They can't find a real life OR a real JOB so they have to humilate Lindsay to keep the camera on them.
Fat Elvis is No-ONE!!!!!! Paris is a SCANK!!!!!!! Both disgusting.

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 1st 2006 by B

125. Hey ED, Who f*cked you and told you that it "SUCKED. YOu know it did. Why so pissed off at the laides. Learn a lesson and jack it yourself!

Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 1st 2006 by K

126. Sorry B, but you really are a p*$$y. Real men make it on their own. Cut off your allowance and watch you cry like the little b!^ch that you are. You appearantly arent bright enough to make it any other way than picking on a girl. You prob. have some serious "mommy" issues. As for Eli, I hope his dick doesnt fall off. No wonder Paris claims to stop having sex. She's trying to run interferance. The hot new bff's in hollywierd...LITTLE BITCH and is ass-less side-kick ROTTEN CROTCH....famous for acting like jackasses in public.

Posted at 9:14AM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Tyrone

127. This is really mean! I feel bad for thinking it's funny! I wonder if she has heard it?

Posted at 1:45PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Lelo

128. Disgusting... Brandon should forevermore be known as "Dickcheese".

Posted at 3:31PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Maranda

129. what do you know.... paris has finally found a fould mouth piece to say all the things she can't...... i wonder......... if you look carefully when brandon is talking.... if you will see paris' had up him backside? one dummy talking for another.....

Posted at 3:58PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by ah................

130. Just call Brandon "Dickie Do".... You know, His belly sticks out further than His dickie do....LMAO!!! Wow...what a Moron. Lindsey is a whore anyway, Paris has lobsterfest between Her thighs, and that fat pig Brandon Davis is no better...

Posted at 12:56AM on Sep 4th 2006 by Dayna

131. Brandon is white trash and a fat fucking slob.
I love Lindsey Lohan and I feel sorry for the bullshit she has to go through right now. At least she has worked for something. She deserves a good life.
Lindsey If it makes you feel better I will take her out back myself and beat her up! :)

Posted at 3:41AM on Sep 5th 2006 by Taryn

132. KROQ...not funny the song shows grown men with too much time on their hands. As long as you get paid, right fellas?? Brandon is a greasy, disgusting bigmouth...Paris plays the innocent, but her whispering in Brandon's ear and her little childish laughter completely egged drunk Brandon on. He asked the question, "would you fu*k Lindsey Lohan?" Obviously, he did... what a punk!

Posted at 9:19AM on Sep 5th 2006 by Haley

133. What Low Life Garbage!!!! I am soooo sick of immature Paris Hilton, and her disgusting, sweaty, drunk, band of lacky's!!!
Looks like Paris has got her hintchmen doing her dirty work for her, like any good Wicked Witch would!!!
Please Paris do us all a favor. Find yourself an island out in the middle of nowhere. Take that "low life" creep Brandon (who) Davis w/ you, and ROT !!!
You know, sort like YOUR CROTCH....ROTTEN. Besides I would rather be a "Firecrotch", than a "Crater Crotch".
Whenever BD sobers up, I hope he is ashamed of himself, and see's what an enormous TOOL he is. Were not lauphing w/ you man. Believe me we are lauphing at you.

Posted at 4:29PM on Sep 5th 2006 by amy

134. Yes. Lets call Paris " CRABBYTWAT".

Posted at 3:07AM on Sep 6th 2006 by fifi

135. Brandon is a PIG and every one knows that .He couldnt get Lindsay and he is MAD , he is an idiot who lives of family money just like Paris who making money by opening her legs and taking dimond rings from X B/F, They should date !!!!T
Two show off and wanna be`s what a perfect match !!!

Posted at 3:49AM on Sep 6th 2006 by Michelle

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