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Seagal's Waist Line is "Under Siege"

Posted Aug 30th 2006 1:54PM by TMZ Staff

Martial arts guru Steven Seagal seems to have exchanged his nunchucks for a pair of chopsticks.

The former musclebound leading man was spotted taking some time away from his intense movie-making career, and enjoying the scenery and probably the restaurants of beautiful St. Tropez, France.

This year alone Seagal has had three films released and two more are currently in production. Name one. We dare you.

But if his acting doesn't do much for you, you could always head to Canada in January to hear Seagal's whispery/raspy vocals and guitar solos on the first leg of the highly anticipated Steven Seagal & Thunderbox's World Tour. The first show is scheuled at Casino Rama in Ontario on January 12, 2007.

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1. Thunderbox?? Reminds me of firecrotch.

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 30th 2006 by stagger lee

2. Get all the food you want Steven!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 30th 2006 by kathryn

3. HAHAHA what a FAT TOOL!

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Mike

4. i bet he really fights in slow motion now.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Rochelle

5. OMG!!!!-----STOPE EATING AND MOVE MORE!!!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 30th 2006 by dawn

6. I bet he really fights in slow motion now.

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Rochelle

7. I used to LOVE this guy. I met him around '99 or '00 when he spoke at the theatre I worked for. He was...errr...different than I expected. I was so excited to meet him, but it was such a letdown. At least I got the pic of us hugging. *sigh* I just try to keep the warm fuzzies from "Above the Law"...lol

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Tracey

8. Dam what the hell Val Kilmer & now him sh*t we are becoming a fat ass country. Man I hope we stop porking out because China will be able to come in here and slaughter us like hogs one day, maybe this is the terrorist grand scheme make us all fat f$%&@#$* it sure is working.

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

9. oh my! well...maybe he's going thru a Kirstey Alley phase and he'll snap out of it like she did.

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 30th 2006 by ol' pooty pants

10. Good to see he's keeping up with the rest of America (%30 of adults are obese that not just fat that obese). Maybe he moved to Mississippi where the biggest fat asses live.

Posted at 2:44PM on Aug 30th 2006 by ZapZip

11. He has more chins than a chinese phone book!!!!!!

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Jenny Craig

12. ZapZip now that is funny.

Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

13. Wow, first his ex-wife now him...ha. For a second I thought that was John Travolta.

Posted at 3:06PM on Aug 30th 2006 by bessett

14. He looks like that fat pig asshole Tom Leykis!... I always thought Seagal was a pussy trying to compensate for bein gay by bein a tough guy... he abandoned all on his way up, family, etc. What a goofball.

Posted at 10:23PM on Aug 30th 2006 by the kid

15. Richard Simmons would kick his ass!

Posted at 3:23PM on Aug 30th 2006 by 2manydohnuts

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