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Tip the Celebrity Scale

Celebrity ScaleTrying to drop your weight from, say, 150 to 120 pounds is so last year for celebs -- and even regular civilians. Getting from Chuck Norris to Goldie Hawn -- now that sounds like real motivation.

Angry Associates, an Irish company, is selling the Celebrity Weighing Scale, a device that forgoes the whole weight-by-number scheme and replaces those old-fashioned numbers with names of celebrities. So now you can tell your friends you weigh the same as the "Karate Kid" or, God forbid, as much as "Mr. Ed" and begin lobbying to have all weights changed to celebrities. (No word if there's a special sliding scale with Nicole Richie and Kirstie Alley as measurements.) Now if we could only get our watches fitted with "Friday the 13th" movies instead of those pesky times.

Tags: angry associates, AngryAssociates, Celebrity scale, CelebrityScale, karate kid, KarateKid, mr ed, MrEd

Reader Comments

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1. This is hillarious!

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 30th 2006 by kathryn

2. This is the stupidest idea I have ever heard of, when I get on the scale I want numbers not names!

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 30th 2006 by none of ur business

3. THATS FUNNY. IM GONA CHECK IT OUT.

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 30th 2006 by DESERT RAT

4. IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE SCALE ...... THE SITE ASK QUESTIONS AND BASED ON YOUR ANSWER IT GIVES YOU THE CELEB WEIGHT YOU WEIGH................THE SCALE IS 35 DOLLARS.

ILL STICK TO ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS.

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 30th 2006 by DESERT RAT

5. Thanks Desert Rat!

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 30th 2006 by kathryn

6. fantastic idea, i want a set, maybe then i wouldn't be so concerned about what i weigh but see it more as fun

Posted at 4:34AM on Aug 31st 2006 by tina

7. How about we all just get a life instead?

Posted at 6:32AM on Sep 5th 2006 by Ruby

8. well aint that something ! I could bee a good looking super model or some fat slob............ YAY !!!!!

Posted at 8:11AM on Sep 5th 2006 by jaimee

9. Ohh yippee......I already know what I weigh.....seeing I weigh as much as a horse would make me feel even worse.....ugh! No Thanks! This is stupid!

Posted at 12:29PM on Sep 5th 2006 by kaymayscool

10. Wow....this is one of the stupidest ideas ever. Does the company realize that the only thing that will come out of the sales of this scale is more eating disorders and the quest to be the same weight of Paris Hilton? No, thank you. Girls and women need to be judged by the size of thier minds, not their waistlines.

Posted at 8:11PM on Sep 5th 2006 by Lindsay

11. Have the makers of this scale taken into account the yo-yo weight of these celebrities, how are they going to keep the celebrities’ weight current? This is for people who have toooooo much money to give as a gag gift, I would not be dead caught with one of these scale in my house.

Posted at 3:30PM on Sep 24th 2006 by NoName