Vida Brings 'Dat Ass to Your Cell Phone

Vida Guerra: Click to watchThe very bootylicious Vida Guerra is about to turn the world of reality programming right on its...well, you know. The curvy Cuban model is revealing the secrets to unbridled sex appeal on the first-ever reality show made especially for mobile phones ... and from the looks of things, it's going to be muy caliente.

"Primped" features the FHM model-turned-Internet superstar dishing out tips to "average looking girls" in the hopes of turning them into "hot sexy vixens." By the looks of it, she's teaching housewives how to "ho it up."

The women, who are nominated by their desperate boyfriends, fiancés or husbands, get personal ass-istance from Vida herself. Besides the chance to go from plain jane to super vixen, the Vida-wannabes also compete for a prize valued at $20,000.



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16. 13 he is getting ass on the side, and is to dam scared to leave you, he is afraid you might suffocate him with your flabby tits.

He is getting it while you are admiring yourself in the mirror for 8 hours a day.

Posted at 7:50PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

17. Angle don't matter when I am taken the blue pill we will both be old together beside men age better than woman, I see a lot more single lonely older woman in the world than men.

Beside ass holes always get chicks I have had no problem in that area. I actually an a nice person there is just few things I hate about America’s culture.

Posted at 7:50PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

18. My wife says she wants plastic surgery when we are done having kids, but I tell her all the time she is beautiful and doesn’t need it. I don't know freaking fake as wife that is totally obsessed with herself and her body. I am a naturalist but keep your body in shape.

Posted at 7:55PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

19. That's one hot piece of Latin ass!! And for all you jealous broads, keep your mouths and stinky loins closed.

Posted at 7:56PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Chisel Chest

20. hey angel,,, if it wasnt for us assholes, you shit heads wouldnt be here lol,,,

Posted at 9:24PM on Aug 30th 2006 by alissa

21. Finally my pleas to TMZ have been heard: show more real women like Vida rather than that broomstick with absolutely no body Paris Hilton. This is the type of woman real men want.

Posted at 9:27PM on Aug 30th 2006 by B Diddy

22. Bachi...why do you hate women so much?????

Posted at 9:35PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Hottie

23. Does anyone know if her tits are real or plastic?

Posted at 10:16PM on Aug 30th 2006 by observor

24. The woman who lose are the ones who need the 20 grand. You know, lipo, tummy tucks, boob jobs, etc. That's what I call, money well spent.

Posted at 10:36PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Tito

25. I don’t hate women I love them I just hate it when they try to act or look like they are younger, and try to act like they are 20 again fat people need to face the fact they are fat and they did it to them self’s, ugly people are just ugly, and old people are just old no hate about it just the freaks they try to be younger than there age.

Or maybe I just wasn't hugged enough as a kid if you think I hate women, the same applies to old guys as well that try to act 20 has nothing to do with the sex, but this subject usually pertains to women more than man because they have more to lose.

Posted at 10:49PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

26. Added onto Tito at a certain age stop or you will look like Michael Jackson.

Posted at 10:51PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

27. If anyone needs plastic surgery it's Michael Jackson, and more than ever. While there at it, give him a brain transplant too.

Posted at 11:30PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Tara

28. I don't get you Bachi, if you don't hate women, how do you explain comment #1?

Posted at 6:56AM on Aug 31st 2006 by D

29. Here's to beautiful women young and old. Here's to the men who love them for their inner beauty. Real, beautiful women are never jealous of other real beautiful women. Real, beautiful women carry a cerain confidence. It''s this confidence that turns heads - it doesn't matter what age the woman.

Here's to true beautiful women.

Posted at 7:27AM on Aug 31st 2006 by pieta

30. That chick is a total butterface, her fat ass alone just doesn't do it for me.

Posted at 9:26PM on Sep 1st 2006 by yourdaddy

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