Battle of the Bootays

16. Hell yeah now that would be a dream come true I could die a very very happy man.
Could you image being with these two hotties sh*t every man's dream.
Forget the charity work!

Posted at 11:09AM on Aug 31st 2006 by I speak Bachi

17. Jessica can buy all the makeup MAC can make - she's still UNPRETTY!!! Go ahead girl, copy Vanessa - you still won't get the guy!! Vanessa has Jessica beat - in every area!!!!

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 31st 2006 by patriotsfan

18. I can't blame ya Bachi! They are both hotties....atleast you would not have to make conversation with Jessica.

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 31st 2006 by kathryn

19. Go Vanessa,, Jessica is so stupid!!!! Nick is so hot!!!!

I hope Nick and Vanessa get married and Jessica is left to be misreable and lonely... HUGE MISTAKE JESSICA!!!

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 31st 2006 by missy

20. Sorry but there's no competition. Vanessa you go girl. You not only have her beat in sexiness and looks but in the brains department as well.

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 31st 2006 by JT

21. why is it that jessica and vanessa are constantly put as competitors?!?! nick has obviously moved on why the hell cant the media?!

so jessica bought trendy knickers who gives shit?

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 31st 2006 by RebeccaBBBBBBB

22. VANESSA IS A STUPID SKANK AND SHE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE UP TO JESSICA'S LOOKS OR HER STAR POWER. NICK...GO BACK TO JESSICA...YOU TWO BELONG TOGETHER!!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Aug 31st 2006 by Gin

23. Jessica's dad prefers her in the ruffled knickers.

Posted at 3:24PM on Aug 31st 2006 by leeann

24. Catty airheads, bored.

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 31st 2006 by Rocco

25. Vanessa,

You're hot. Drop Nick.

Posted at 12:32AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Justin Timberlake

26. 15 by I, what's a panite?

Posted at 2:05AM on Sep 1st 2006 by leeann

27. Stupid, stupid, stupid story. I'm sure Jessica is checking out Vanessa's lingerie drawer for inspriation. Whatever, TMZ. Must be a slow day in the gossip room.

Posted at 12:38AM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Terri

28. why you jessica fans all hot and bothered??? she left him, not the other way around. just because she made a HUGE mistake, doen't mean you have to bring him, or vanessa down. F*ck heads!

Posted at 11:01AM on Sep 1st 2006 by justme

29. BTW Vanessa's winning!

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 1st 2006 by justme

30. Little Miss "Oh I Was A Virgin on my Wedding Day", BFD. Trying to act all innocent , making Nick look he's the bag guy.

For being a Minister's Daughter, how many times were you beeped for using the "F" word at the VMA's. And Daddy just laughed.

Remember something Jess, you were nothing before you married Nick, and guess what, you are still a nothing but a spoiled bitch. You and your entire family should climb back under the rock you crawled out from under.

Nick has more class in what he flushes down the toilet than you and your PIG father, mother and slut sister have in your entire hillbilly bodies.

Can't wait to see how long before your new movie goes straight to video. Remember your last movie. You are talentless.

But maybe you can charge your Daddy for sex.

Posted at 9:51PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Michele