Bulletin: Harry Ready to Pop Question to Lindsay

31. They have no business getting married yet. Why can't Hollywood couples live their lives or spend time being a happy couple before deciding to get hitched?? It all ends in divorce partially because everyone thinks it's so cool to get married quickly and make things more "real," but there's no rush.

Posted at 1:21AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Brit

32. Did all of u hear their nickname, from perez's website??

HARRY FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!!! (HAIRY FIRECROTCH) LMAO... I think it's soooooooooo much better then TomKat or Brangelina....


HAIRY FIRECROTCH!!!

Ugh... I just hope we don't see that nasty shit in a porn move, like Paris!!

Posted at 1:27AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Lindsey

33. Guys,

Don't you know that being engaged in hollywood is the " in" thing to do these days. No one ever gets married anymore, just engaged. They boast about being engaged for a few months, then the break-up. It's fast, no real feelings go into it and best of all, no divorce lawyers or money changes hands. It's the perfect relationship.

Posted at 3:21AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Maria

34. Didn't these two just start dating last month?

Posted at 8:56AM on Sep 1st 2006 by kathryn

35. I think it is to soon for them to get married. She is really to young. But I would love to know what Paris is going to say about this. Did anyone see the silly bitch last night. She looked a WRECK. She makes me sick the way she acts.

Posted at 9:50AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Marques

36. If it is true I wish them all the happiness. He seems like a nice gentleman and if she’s spending this much time with him then she obviously enjoys his company as well. Therefore I don't see why they wouldn't be happy. Everyone deserves happiness. She works so hard at maintaining her career and relationship; I think that if she were to be proposed to it would be a nice reward and acknowledgement of that effort.

Posted at 10:15AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Chris Kovacs

37. That's Mrs. Firecrotch, thank you very much.

Seriously though, someone please give that boy a reality check. And for God's sake if he goes through with it, can you say PRE-NUP? There's no way this would be a forever after kind of marriage and he stands to lose a lot more and I'm not even talking about the money, more like a ball or two to STD funk.

Posted at 10:28AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Paris Sucks Ass

38. Hairy Firecroch...I'm still laughing!

Posted at 10:51AM on Sep 1st 2006 by kathryn

39. You know they're not even really dating, right? ;-)

Posted at 10:57AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Reality Check

40. It won't last long!

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Diva

41. She's baaack! Hey Kathryn..Hadley is still waiting on a response on that CNN story! We could all use a laugh so please humor us.

Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Hadley Fan

42. The fact that Harry Morton, heir to Morton Steakhouse restaurants is even DATING someone like Lindsay Lohan just proves what I've known all along and that is, that money cannot buy you happiness. These rich guys are soooo bored that the only thrill they get is having total drama in their lives. It's the same thing for the rich girls like Paris Hilton who were born into money. Lindsay Lohan will always be controlling and insecure and clingy because she never had the father figure in her life, nor the male attention from her father that girls need. She will never be able to be satisfied so any man who gets with her is going to feel like a failure.

Posted at 11:50AM on Sep 1st 2006 by Rebecca

43. He does seem to like her, at least in photos. If it's true he is "keeping her grounded" and keeping her from her partying ways, he is truely going to suffer the consequences when she's had enough! I think she wants a guy to try to control her so she can have a good fight.

If this is all for appearances, just copying paris, then, whatever.

Posted at 11:52AM on Sep 1st 2006 by D&G

44. Hey Tamara, (# 12), thanks for the kind wordz... I can only envision (the mind's eye never sleeps) that all the mens what say bad things about LL, or whoever, would walk a mile over embers and broken glass for a slice. Rage on you luck-less, vicious, repressed losers.

Hey Harry, if you're "correct" than Truth sez knock him out (Fat Elvis).

Peace, out...

Posted at 12:08PM on Sep 1st 2006 by The Truth

45. I think that most people in show business do not take marriage seriously.
That is why Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel work well. They should think twice!!
Lindsey is way too immature to get married!!

Posted at 12:13PM on Sep 1st 2006 by myopinion