Who knew that wealthy scion Brandon Davis would become a star -- the result of his now-infamous vile rant against Lindsay Lohan, captured by TMZ.
But when you're posing solo on the VMA red carpet and photogs are actually interested enough to snap pics, then a star you are.
Remember back when Howard Stern discussed the notorious "Firecrotch Incident" back in May? Stern didn't even know Davis' name -- and didn't care to. Now, not only do people know the famed hater's real name, but a nickname is making the rounds as well: "Greasy Bear".
We had hoped that the first TMZ-created star would be a more worthy entertainer, but we can still take some pride in our first home-grown celebrity -- even though he's a putz.
9/1/2006 1:37 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Greasy Bear Brandon -- Officially a Star
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putz???? TMZ is now using Yiddish on their website. Soon they will give out free Star of Davids.
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Oh. oK mel gibson! lou you're a biggoted asswipe
Brandon looks like a drugged up sweaty alcoholic. I feel sorry for this country if we concider him a star
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH TMZ. YOU BETTER REMOVE THIS SH*T QUICK.
THATS NOT WHAT THIS SITE IS FOR.
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HILARIOUS! THAT IS WHAT PARIS CAN EXPECT TO HAPPEN TO HER FAME OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. HER ALBUM TANKED!
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Brandon is a HOT MESS. Unattractive, bloated, drugged out and has a bad attitude. Plus he's smelly and he looks like his breath and butt stinks.
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Fat Elvis... Greasy Bear... whatever. He must stink, full of drugs, booze, ciggys... a real catch. Can you imagine some Hollywood beauty taking him home to meet her Mom? Oh, Lord!
Dude, take a bath!
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Thank's tmz. Now, Who cares about this greasey Brandon. Let him and Paris ride off in the sunset.
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Brandon Davis
Isn't he the one who was being called weeee little peee peee on another comment post?
Along with the infamous Paris Hilton, crabby twat
LMASSO
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This person is not a "star", he is a freak show. Greasy, nasty, foul....whatever.
Famous for being rich and dissing LaLohan. He and Paris are so well suited.
this is a waste of space, TMZ.....YAWN
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Brandon Davis - what a nasty mess from his greasy hair to his smelly toes. I guess it is true, birds of a feather "flock" together - he and Paris are definitely of the same ilk. NASTY and SKANKY!
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Brandon Davis a star, only in his dreams. I hate this new trend of rich bratty idiots becoming a star because their daddy has money. Stars are supposed to be people who have some sort of talent and are recognized for it. Brandon Davis looks like a dirty sweaty drugged out bloated ***hole who has no home training. It seems like with all that money daddy could at least pay someone to give him a good bath and get rid of that smelly dirty look. I don't even think Lindsay or Paris would even give to him. There are some people you just couldn't pay people enough money to be with and he is one of them....yuck!!!
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hoo wee, he must be a photographer's nightmare, such shiny oily nasty skin
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