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Greasy Bear Brandon -- Officially a Star

Who knew that wealthy scion Brandon Davis would become a star -- the result of his now-infamous vile rant against Lindsay Lohan, captured by TMZ.

But when you're posing solo on the VMA red carpet and photogs are actually interested enough to snap pics, then a star you are.

Remember back when Howard Stern discussed the notorious "Firecrotch Incident" back in May? Stern didn't even know Davis' name -- and didn't care to. Now, not only do people know the famed hater's real name, but a nickname is making the rounds as well: "Greasy Bear".

We had hoped that the first TMZ-created star would be a more worthy entertainer, but we can still take some pride in our first home-grown celebrity -- even though he's a putz.




Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis

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16. THIS is the person who was dissing Lindsay Lohan? My my, the big pot calling the kettle...............

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 1st 2006 by jennifer

17. Why would you even PROMOTE ANYTHING THIS GUY DOES??? He is the LOWEST OF THE LOW. A free loading mooch who lives off DADDY'S $$$$.
He doesn't do anything. The next time I read about him I hope it is in the OBITUARIES. This guy is truly the definition of what a LOSER is.

Posted at 2:50PM on Sep 1st 2006 by WHAT A JERK !!.

18. Brandon Davis is an Ass Hat. Period. End of Story.

Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Craigy Boy

19. Caigy Boy..."Ass Hat"...that's funny

Posted at 3:48PM on Sep 1st 2006 by lala

20. flaming douchebag

Posted at 6:03PM on Sep 1st 2006 by melissa

21. he just looks dirtty. I really hope he is doin Paris, cause they are both nasty lil brats!

Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 1st 2006 by luvbunny

22. he just looks dirtty. I really hope he is doin Paris, cause they are both nasty lil brats!

Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 1st 2006 by luvbunny

23. Kathryn, whyever would he be on top of you? You're an admitted lesbian and he thinks you're a skank.

Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Chuck

24. TMZ please dont put this guy on your website anymore, it will asure him his 15 minutes and I cant look at him without wanting to spray him down with a hose or some bleach and pinesol.

Posted at 5:40PM on Sep 1st 2006 by yup

25. No wonder "Greasy Bears' family is so oil rich. They extract it from his greasy ass face and dough boy body. It all makes sense now!

Posted at 5:56PM on Sep 1st 2006 by R

26. EWW. Someone call the Queer Eye guys, pronto!!

Posted at 6:39PM on Sep 1st 2006 by deebee

27. Are you kidding me? He's been around for good two years, He dated Misha Barton and was "love of her life" and he would come up on some page here and there. So the "star" is born.

Posted at 10:02PM on Sep 1st 2006 by LIDA

28. Oh My God. If you give this retard any time he will be the next male version of paris hilton. His record will be out in about 3 weeks. Notice paris's name has no capital letters, its because she's not worthy.

Posted at 11:02PM on Sep 1st 2006 by M Peacock

29. Seems as if the sweaty pigs BFF is looking down her nose at people...(still).....US Today reports http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2006-08-31-mtv-vma-main_x.htm?csp=34 that during an interview during the MTV VMA's she stated that she was happy the awards were once again in NY, and NOT Miami (which is SWEATY AND GROSS). Isnt this same town (Miami) thats home to numerous Hilton Hotels and mere hop, skip and jump away from Club Paris (in Orlando and Jacksonville)?
Hear this Miami?
Paris Has Spoken (without thinking) ((again)).
You're just SWEATY AND GROSS!!
Like EWWWIE, I am so not into Miami, but i do like its money!!!



can you say Transparent?

Posted at 8:50AM on Sep 2nd 2006 by ok...get this

30. one can tell that the TMZ staff is taking a holi
for one. this jack-hole ISNT a star. and two. thats not posing....its called dodging. the greasy oaf is lost! lol....."now why am i here"? "oh yeah, my free ticket (Paris) is here".


>>>TMZ YOU SUCK!!!

Posted at 9:14AM on Sep 2nd 2006 by lol, TMZ staff on holiday

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