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Nick and Jessica: Caught in the Crossfire

Jessica's free car: Click to watchNick Lachey and Jessica Simpson had a near-miss confrontation at MTV's VMA swag suite, the Style Villa, on Thursday.

As part of the endless barrage of gifts awarded to the already rich and famous, celebs were given car keys in a promotion to give away a Chrysler Crossfire. If their key started the engine, the black convertible was all theirs.

First Lachey tried his luck at winning the sports car, but came up empty-handed.

Just ten minutes after Nick's losing turn, Jessica arrived with her key in hand. Jess posed for photos with her fingers crossed and made her attempt at winning the car. This time luck was on her side as Simpson's key started the luxury automobile.

Surprised by her win, a coarse-voiced Jessica said "I'm kinda shocked. I'm shaking a little bit."

Why worry about about famine and war, when the world can sleep easier knowing Jessica Simpson has a brand new convertible to valet at The Ivy.



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31. Great - now she can spend the money she saved on something more important, like, bedsheets and lingerie!!! Give me a break!!! For a girl that sounds like a DONKEY she sure does get around!!!! (literally and figuratively!) Just another example of how FU**** UP this world is!!! People are starving and Jessica gets more FREE STUFF!!!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Sep 1st 2006 by patriotsfan

32. Pepto Dismal There you go with the little kid comments again you gotta do better you really suck at this. You should just comment on the story and leave the heckling for people that have a decent IQ level.

Be creative go home take some more Pepto-Bismol to flush all that bull shit out of your system , pop 2 blue pills, and knock one out with the good old Vaseline tube under your pillow looking up at your poster of Justin T posted on your ceiling.

Posted at 4:24PM on Sep 1st 2006 by I speak Bachi

33. Kathryn


Do you cut and paste your comments? Why do you keep quoting yourself when everybody tells you how dumb you sound?


And you ARE pathetic.

Not even the other 2 losers on here (the self-important on and the wannabe) play with you anymore.

Go blow that old husband of yours. You are really slacking on your wife duties.

You started slacking when you got fat, computercunt.

I bet you are fat, but can change your husband's catheter really fast. And he must be deaf too otherwise he'd go insane listening to you talk.

OK. If you say you are NOT FAT, UGLY AND USELESS, then POST A PICTURE and I promise I'll tell you if you're HOT.

I bet you you're ugly. If you're hot enough to make me want to jerk off to you, I'll pay for your picture. Post it and we'll see.

DEAL?

Posted at 4:31PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Pepto Dismal

34.

And Bachi


Go suck on a d*ck.


The heteros are waiting to for Katherine's ugly ass pictures.


Take the faghag Alyssa with you while you're at it. Unless she wants to post a picture and be deemed "HOT" or "NASTY" by popular consensus.


If you show us you're hot Alyssa you can stay & play

Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Pepto Dismal

35. Pepto Dismal that is the best you can come up with "Go suck on a d*ck" shit why would I try something you are already a pro at.

How about your pics as well chubby little nerd with a sticky screen from all the whacking off you do from this web site. The closes thing you have see of a naked women is your mom getting in and out of the shower.

I am betting you live in the attic, and you are probably the neighbor hood stocker.

Posted at 4:53PM on Sep 1st 2006 by I speak Bachi

36.

At least I'm not a fat-ass ugly b*tch trying to pass as hot on the Internet.




Let's see the PICTURES.



Yes, Bachi, the proof is in my pudding.



Now lap it up, b*tch while delluding yourself about your three hour conference calls


Posted at 4:58PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Pepto Dismal

37. these comments are so bloody stupid. you children play nice.

f***in wankers.

i'm outta here.

Posted at 5:03PM on Sep 1st 2006 by WTF?

38. why don't you go over K-Fed's article? he deserves it

Posted at 5:12PM on Sep 1st 2006 by justme

39. Pepto Dismal My chubby chasing bud you are one ignorant little man I have one last posting coming after this one have fun dude and good luck in the attic.

Posted at 5:13PM on Sep 1st 2006 by I speak Bachi

40. I have had fun with you guys this week and thanks for the play. I have to travel next week so I will try and see if can’t jump on and get insulted really quick but it has been fun.

I do really like women and I do apologies if I offended any women out there, that did go a little overboard the other day, but that day was so much fun.

I also really don’t care about Celebs there are a few I do like but all in all there over paid and over rated. I just come here to argue and debate it makes me feel better and makes me laugh my ass off. (Yeah it probably is a little morbid but who doesn’t like to argue points they care about).

Hope you all have a great labor day weekend sorry again if I pissed of any women but I am not sorry for anyone else especially gays.

For the future note I will only argue with the following
1.Gays
2.Muslims
3.Older people that try to still be 20 or 30
4.The stupid people of there race (including all races)
5.And the couple of Celebs that I do like
6.Or people that looks like they would be fun to Tassel with or are ass holes in my opinion some probably think the same of me we are all entitled to our opinions.

Again all have a safe good weekend!!!

Posted at 5:15PM on Sep 1st 2006 by I speak Bachi

41.

Chubby-chaser?


Do you know something about Kathryn that I don't?


I still haven't seen the pictures, but just for the record, I didn't say she had to be super-hot

Just fuckable


Fat or thin-- whatevere BUT let's see the goods already


Posted at 5:23PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Pepto Dismal

42.


Bachi


Is it time for a purple pill for you already?


You have no endurance level. You give up REALLY FAST.


Don't try to f*ck this week-end. It requires stamina you just don't have.


Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Pepto Dismal

43. Hey Batchi, Kathryn and Pepto..... you sure have alot of post to every single article here, do you not work? do you live on welfare and watch Jerry springer while scanning TMZ? Get a life or a job and most of all a brain so maybe, just maybe one day you can post something worth reading.

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 1st 2006 by yup

44. Bachi and Kathryn are on every site, #40. They are both pathetic losers with nothing but TMZ to consume their days. Pity them and go out and have a safe Labor Day weekend.

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 1st 2006 by Kevin

45. Good for jessica she won a car f*ck everybody that is hating on her just because she won a car does she really need it no but she won it so good for her.

Posted at 6:34PM on Sep 1st 2006 by ANONYMOUS

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