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Celeb Mom Blunders -- Who's the Worst

Drug busts, legal wars and countless displays of nudity. Foreign incidents to some, just another average week for some famous Hollywood moms. But in a world of questionable parental decision-making, which celebrity could use a class in motherhood? TMZ tackles that burning question.



Anna Nicole Smith: She's got a bun in the oven, but Anna is no novice -- she's been a mother since 1987. Her son, Daniel, has endured his fair share of family drama with Anna. First, she was an exotic dancer, then a Playboy Playmate, she married a wrinkly oil tycoon 62 years her senior, and then entered a seemingly never-ending court battle over a vast fortune. If that wasn't enough, Daniel also put up with Anna's reality show on the E! channel, where her "odd" behavior, we think, must have left this seemingly well-adjusted kid wondering, "Why me?"

Britney Spears: The former sex symbol has had a difficult time transitioning into motherhood. The pop tart has become the posterchild for how not to transport your newborn, after a series of incidents that landed her on the radar of Child Services, though the agency found no wrongdoing on Brit's part. She's driven with her son on her lap, almost dropped the kid while walking in New York, and she's been caught on tape driving her convertible Mini with Sean facing forward. Britney is taking safety far more seriously these days, especially with the impending birth of her second child. The "Oops" star was recently spotted dropping -- no, not the baby -- $1,500 on child safety products at Babies "R" Us. Way to go Britney.

Courtney Love: Being the child of one the most important musical artists is hard enough, but being Courtney Love's kid -- wow. From her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to her latest legal problems, Courtney's life has been, well, interesting. All the while, her daughter, Frances Bean, has been in the eye of the storm. A 1992 Vanity Fair article quotes Love talking about her alleged heroin use during the first few months of her pregnancy. That got the attention of Child Services and Francis was removed from the home for a short time.

After the suicide of Cobain, Courtney seemed to straighten up, even glamming it up for a few years. But everything came crashing down in October, 2003, when she lost custody of Frances Bean yet again. While Child Protective Services did not release an official reason, we can only speculate that it had to do with Love's ongoing drug problems and regular appearances in criminal court. Love regained custody of Frances in January 2005. Lets hope for both their sakes Courtney can pull it together.



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, britney spears, BritneySpears, courtney love, CourtneyLove, disaster, frances bean cobain, FrancesBeanCobain, kurt cobain, KurtCobain, motherhood, worst

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16. matt, give brit a break, i don't like her music, but i know for a fact that my loving and attentive mother has had an accident or two with me. shut the hell up!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by CATALINA

17. How retarded can you be to compare Britney to these two drug addict morons?

Britney is a good mother and anyone who thinks any diffrence is a f*cking idiot. Sh*t happens with children and anyone who has kids knows this. The only thing Britney has actually done wrong is driving with her son on her lap ut the fact is thousands do the same damn thing. Anyone with a f*cking brain will tell you the video where she almost dropped Sean is bogus. The fact is Sean was never in danger, if you actually look carefully you will see he just leaned back and did not move out of her arms at all.

The problem with so many people is that so many of you a***** judge mothers yet most of you do not even have damn kids. I have a son and when he was 8 months old he was in a forward facing car seat, I drove with my top down with him in the car and I fell with him coming out of walmart..Sh*t happens and all mothers make mistakes

Posted at 3:36PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Chrissy

18. #15, CATALINA - you are so EXACTLY right.!!!! Even the BEST moms have had small "accidents" with their children - and MATT - your mom definitely dropped YOU on your head!!! Instead of saying "If you are a lazy, fat slob then it may 'almost happen" um, MATT - pull your head out of your ass before you drop YOUR baby on it's head!!! At least, out of all of these women, BRITTANY actually HOLDS HER CHILD!!!......And as for "old news, rehashed cuz we cant find real dirt" = since when is PARIS a mother????? to who????? Get with the program, before you drop YOUR kid

Posted at 3:46PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by patriotsfan

19. Stupid stupid stupid to compare Britney's error in judgement to the serious risks those other two lousy excuses for mothers have made with their kids.

Posted at 3:49PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Julie

20. Courtney can't take care of herself much less a child. Britney is a child and Anna Nicole is cuckoo.

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Stormy

21. Britney is a really bad mother. How about paying attention to your child you are carrying rather then the cameras? Stupid cow.

Posted at 3:57PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Dan H.

22. Matt, you're a FIRST time parent for two whole months. Wow that makes you an expert. I've held baby cousins and almost dropped them, actually I dropped one once, it does not make you fat and lazy, it makes you human.

Posted at 10:45PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by BeLinda

23. i think for the comment from the first time parent of a 2 mth old that if u drop your kid that you are fat , lazy slob. and u havent dropped ur kid yet. first of all , babies at that age, all they do is sleep , drink bottle, and change diapers , wait till you have more kids or your kid gets older then u will agree with the rest of the parents that everybody has one incident like britney were they almost all drop their kid and its not because we arent holding them or paying attention to the tv . i think britney is a way better mother then the other 2. every time i see her she has her kid or he is atleast near by. i didnt know anna nicole even had a kid till they mention she was pregnant and courtney love is just messed up all together but i think all these women love their kids. some people are just better showing love with their kids then others.

Posted at 12:57AM on Sep 5th 2006 by anymous 1

24. All I have to say is, I am not really a fan of any of these 3 but first of all , Britney is pregnant in that video where she almost dropped Sean Preston and with all the papparazzi swarming around her and the heat she probably got dizzy or (as anyone who has ever been pregnant knows) clumsy.. and I wanna add something... I have never dropped nor almost dropped either one of my kids, I have a friend who almost dropped hers hey it happens its nothing to do with her bein a bad mom or anything I have tripped many times when I was pregnant and if anyone says that being pregnant did not make them clumsy they are a damn liar LAY OFF OF HER ALREADY its hard enough on her tryin to raise Sean Preston and defend her marriage and focus on the upcoming birth of her second... LAY OFF BRITNEY AND LAY OFF K-FED I DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE IF CHILD SERVICES SEEN HIM IN ANY DANGER THEY WOULD STEP IN AND REMOVE HIM FROM THE HOME...... they did with Courtney Love a few times and the good thing about her is that AT LEAST SHE ADMITTED HER MISTAKES SHE WANTED HELP... it just seems worse cause theyre in the spotlight how many mothers out there did any kind of drugs ever... a lot but noone had the balls to admit it like she did THE POINT IS.. read your local newspaper you will not see a picture of a woman driving down the road with the carseat faced the wrong way and yes it happens all the time and what about the other women driving with their kids on their laps , NOW ANNA NICOLE THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER AT ALL.. THE OTHER 2 DESERVE A FAIR CHANCE WITHOUT EVERYBODY TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THEM...

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Ashley

25. ffs TMZ get with it. kurt was murdered not "suicide". all doubters need read 'love & death, the murder of kurt cobain'.

Posted at 5:18PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by aneurysm

26. Good mothers do not drop their children.

If you've "accidentally" dropped you baby please call child services and sign up for a parenting skills class. Don't try to tell yourselves “oh this happens all the time”, please get help. Good mom's don't drop babies.

Posted at 7:02PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by ZapZip

27. my vote...Anna...she's made soft porn, humps her bed on E!, drugged out constantly, her marraige to that old fart...

I'm sure her grown son is proud!

Posted at 6:29PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by smakin

28. To everyone I've "offended" about almost dropping their kids...the truth stings, don't it? People usually get emotional and angry and defensive when they know they are wrong...

Posted at 6:31PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Matt

29. TO # 25 I totally agree with you. All of these ladies defending Brit are f*cking meatheads. FYI, these so called ACCIDENTS are anything but, it is actually called NEGLECTION!!! I have a two year old, and I will be dammed if half of the sh*t that SeanPreston has gone through with his bimbo mother would happen to me. face the music all you so called Britney fans, she's a no good mother because she has to spend 100% of her time chasing K-Fag making sure he's not out there blowing up their $$$ and that is the fact! Accidents happen to toddlers when they are up and about not when you can't even walk and have no control of your surroundings. So cut the BULLSH*T and face the music she has f*cked up and will probably do it again with her next kid. The only way her little accidents will stop is when she gives that looser the BOOT!

Posted at 7:00PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by LaLaLa

30. # 2 this is for you..........im not lazy or fat........im a blonde mommy of a little girl and yes ive tripped with her in my arms.......people arent bad moms for tripping....your baby is only 2 months, it'll happen. wait till your baby is a little older and heavier. you arent going to be able to walk wiht your head down and watch every crack in the side walk. other day i tripped over the cat while holding her......it happens! if you never have a close call then you must not hold your baby enough

Posted at 7:26PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Kristine

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