Train Wrecks
Celeb Mom Blunders -- Who's the Worst

Drug busts, legal wars and countless displays of nudity. Foreign incidents to some, just another average week for some famous Hollywood moms. But in a world of questionable parental decision-making, which celebrity could use a class in motherhood? TMZ tackles that burning question.



Anna Nicole Smith: She's got a bun in the oven, but Anna is no novice -- she's been a mother since 1987. Her son, Daniel, has endured his fair share of family drama with Anna. First, she was an exotic dancer, then a Playboy Playmate, she married a wrinkly oil tycoon 62 years her senior, and then entered a seemingly never-ending court battle over a vast fortune. If that wasn't enough, Daniel also put up with Anna's reality show on the E! channel, where her "odd" behavior, we think, must have left this seemingly well-adjusted kid wondering, "Why me?"

Britney Spears: The former sex symbol has had a difficult time transitioning into motherhood. The pop tart has become the posterchild for how not to transport your newborn, after a series of incidents that landed her on the radar of Child Services, though the agency found no wrongdoing on Brit's part. She's driven with her son on her lap, almost dropped the kid while walking in New York, and she's been caught on tape driving her convertible Mini with Sean facing forward. Britney is taking safety far more seriously these days, especially with the impending birth of her second child. The "Oops" star was recently spotted dropping -- no, not the baby -- $1,500 on child safety products at Babies "R" Us. Way to go Britney.

Courtney Love: Being the child of one the most important musical artists is hard enough, but being Courtney Love's kid -- wow. From her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to her latest legal problems, Courtney's life has been, well, interesting. All the while, her daughter, Frances Bean, has been in the eye of the storm. A 1992 Vanity Fair article quotes Love talking about her alleged heroin use during the first few months of her pregnancy. That got the attention of Child Services and Francis was removed from the home for a short time.

After the suicide of Cobain, Courtney seemed to straighten up, even glamming it up for a few years. But everything came crashing down in October, 2003, when she lost custody of Frances Bean yet again. While Child Protective Services did not release an official reason, we can only speculate that it had to do with Love's ongoing drug problems and regular appearances in criminal court. Love regained custody of Frances in January 2005. Lets hope for both their sakes Courtney can pull it together.



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Kids, Britney Spears

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31. To Matt, you must be the world's most perfect parent. Congratulations! If we all could be just like you. But we're not and though people make mistakes we can learn from them and hopefully these 3 mother's learn from theirs.

Posted at 8:24PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by SB

32. I'm not understanding why the children have to suffer while their mother’s "learn from their mistakes"? Aren’t we suppose to protect the children? If they’re a bad moms there is no excuse. Give it up. Some of you must feel very guilty about something you’ve done, OK but don’t make your kids suffer cause you’re a bad parent. Get help. It's available to everyone.

Posted at 8:33PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by ZapZip

33. #29 WHY THE F*CK WOULD MY KIDS HAVE TAILS? ARE YOU THAT STUPID??

Posted at 10:21PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by LaLaLa

34. Lets see all of you idiots claiming accidents happens give these lame ass excuses to child services when they come take ur kid away for tripping over ur cat! I bet you won't be a ble to pull it off with them now will you? There is no excuse what so ever for putting your child in any kind of danger the point is it is not normal and it does NOT happen to everyone. ONLY TO THE STUPID ONES THAT TRIP ON THEIR CAT! LET ME GUESS, DO YOU ALSO USE THIS ONE "THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK" I DID NOT THINK SO.

Posted at 10:26PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by FREAKIN IDIOTS

35. Anna Nicole Smith married a dead man, won a court case and became pregnant. Where is she now? Has anyone seen or heard from her lately?

Posted at 10:26PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Curious

36. TO SB: Nope, I'm not the perfect parent. I make mistakes but I do not embrace mediocrity and I pay attention to the little details. I can't imagine how somebody could almost drop their child....oh wait, yes I can.

Posted at 10:44PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Matt

37. Matt, you're a FIRST time parent for two whole months. Wow that makes you an expert. I've held baby cousins and almost dropped them, actually I dropped one once, it does not make you fat and lazy, it makes you human.

Posted at 10:45PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by BeLinda

38. Britney is such a loser. The father of her kids is a loser and she should learn how to take care of a tot before having more.

Posted at 12:05AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Jen

39. I agree with Matt. People who drop their kids "by accident" are morons that need to be careful and lay off the drinks and drugs.

Posted at 12:07AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Jen

40. god seriously leave britney alone..she odviously loves her son.shes a first time mom sh*t happens.i'd say anna nicole and courtney love are tied for putting drugs before their own kid..at least brits not a druggy

Posted at 12:10AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by randomnewyorker

41. Sorry, you just DON'T almost drop your kid. Instead of worrying about cameras and holding your drink, your concentration should be 100% on your kid. Period.

The majority of people who have children are unfit to care for themselves let alone another human being (forced sterlization is a great thing).

Posted at 12:25AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Donna

42. did my eyes deceive me? did somebody that used the word neglection, which is in not a real word, and spell loser wrong call somebody else stupid?

Posted at 1:27AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by tony w.

43. whoops. changed the sentence and forgot to get rid of the in but I'm not the one pretending to be smarter than other people.

Posted at 1:33AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by tony w.

44. To #1: I have 3 children and have NEVER almost dropped them!! Are you an idiot?!? That is not an everday occurance as you seem to be suggesting!!

Posted at 10:01AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by --

45. the picture of Courtney is NOT Courtney.

And they are all blonde, BLEACH BLONDE!

Posted at 10:46AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Mary

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