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Celeb Mom Blunders -- Who's the Worst

Drug busts, legal wars and countless displays of nudity. Foreign incidents to some, just another average week for some famous Hollywood moms. But in a world of questionable parental decision-making, which celebrity could use a class in motherhood? TMZ tackles that burning question.



Anna Nicole Smith: She's got a bun in the oven, but Anna is no novice -- she's been a mother since 1987. Her son, Daniel, has endured his fair share of family drama with Anna. First, she was an exotic dancer, then a Playboy Playmate, she married a wrinkly oil tycoon 62 years her senior, and then entered a seemingly never-ending court battle over a vast fortune. If that wasn't enough, Daniel also put up with Anna's reality show on the E! channel, where her "odd" behavior, we think, must have left this seemingly well-adjusted kid wondering, "Why me?"

Britney Spears: The former sex symbol has had a difficult time transitioning into motherhood. The pop tart has become the posterchild for how not to transport your newborn, after a series of incidents that landed her on the radar of Child Services, though the agency found no wrongdoing on Brit's part. She's driven with her son on her lap, almost dropped the kid while walking in New York, and she's been caught on tape driving her convertible Mini with Sean facing forward. Britney is taking safety far more seriously these days, especially with the impending birth of her second child. The "Oops" star was recently spotted dropping -- no, not the baby -- $1,500 on child safety products at Babies "R" Us. Way to go Britney.

Courtney Love: Being the child of one the most important musical artists is hard enough, but being Courtney Love's kid -- wow. From her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to her latest legal problems, Courtney's life has been, well, interesting. All the while, her daughter, Frances Bean, has been in the eye of the storm. A 1992 Vanity Fair article quotes Love talking about her alleged heroin use during the first few months of her pregnancy. That got the attention of Child Services and Francis was removed from the home for a short time.

After the suicide of Cobain, Courtney seemed to straighten up, even glamming it up for a few years. But everything came crashing down in October, 2003, when she lost custody of Frances Bean yet again. While Child Protective Services did not release an official reason, we can only speculate that it had to do with Love's ongoing drug problems and regular appearances in criminal court. Love regained custody of Frances in January 2005. Lets hope for both their sakes Courtney can pull it together.



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, britney spears, BritneySpears, courtney love, CourtneyLove, disaster, frances bean cobain, FrancesBeanCobain, kurt cobain, KurtCobain, motherhood, worst

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31. Tell me something #26 LALALALALALALALA........do your kids have tails?

Posted at 7:28PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Chuck

32. OK I don't want to disparage any mothers on that have posted here but there are proper ways to hold your baby to keep them safe. Proper carriers of all different types are made to help tote the child and keep them safe while walking around with them. Please get on the internet and look into “Child Safety Carriers”. And by the way, if you’re tripping down sidewalks or the cat while you’re holding your baby you really need to take some extra precautions. Put your child first, lose the cat.

Posted at 7:43PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by tootoomuch

33. QUOTE: 7. lets see....brit phucked up, courtney is usually phucked up, and anna is just plain phucked. now that i have your attention....not a word about paris at all. ooh!.....thats right....paris album is on warner brothers label, which is owned by time warner which, is in cohoots with aol
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I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next person but maybe the answer to this one is as simple as this being an article about parenting skills (or lack thereof) and Paris having no children.

Posted at 8:17PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Why am I reading this?

34. Why did you leave out the Kate Cokehead Moss video of her chopping and snorting lines with a two year old daughter at home? She's disgusting, and I'm sick of everyone acting like she's so wonderful and some martyr or something. Where I live, they would have taken her daughter away immediately. They take your kids away even if you are somewhere where drugs are and you aren't even doing them.

Posted at 8:02PM on Sep 4th 2006 by jeannie

35. I'm not understanding why the children have to suffer while their mother’s "learn from their mistakes"? Aren’t we suppose to protect the children? If they’re a bad moms there is no excuse. Give it up. Some of you must feel very guilty about something you’ve done, OK but don’t make your kids suffer cause you’re a bad parent. Get help. It's available to everyone.

Posted at 8:33PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by ZapZip

36. #29 WHY THE F*CK WOULD MY KIDS HAVE TAILS? ARE YOU THAT STUPID??

Posted at 10:21PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by LaLaLa

37. Anna Nicole Smith married a dead man, won a court case and became pregnant. Where is she now? Has anyone seen or heard from her lately?

Posted at 10:26PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Curious

38. Lets see all of you idiots claiming accidents happens give these lame ass excuses to child services when they come take ur kid away for tripping over ur cat! I bet you won't be a ble to pull it off with them now will you? There is no excuse what so ever for putting your child in any kind of danger the point is it is not normal and it does NOT happen to everyone. ONLY TO THE STUPID ONES THAT TRIP ON THEIR CAT! LET ME GUESS, DO YOU ALSO USE THIS ONE "THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK" I DID NOT THINK SO.

Posted at 10:26PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by FREAKIN IDIOTS

39. TO SB: Nope, I'm not the perfect parent. I make mistakes but I do not embrace mediocrity and I pay attention to the little details. I can't imagine how somebody could almost drop their child....oh wait, yes I can.

Posted at 10:44PM on Sep 2nd 2006 by Matt

40. Britney is such a loser. The father of her kids is a loser and she should learn how to take care of a tot before having more.

Posted at 12:05AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Jen

41. god seriously leave britney alone..she odviously loves her son.shes a first time mom sh*t happens.i'd say anna nicole and courtney love are tied for putting drugs before their own kid..at least brits not a druggy

Posted at 12:10AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by randomnewyorker

42. I agree with Matt. People who drop their kids "by accident" are morons that need to be careful and lay off the drinks and drugs.

Posted at 12:07AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Jen

43. Sorry, you just DON'T almost drop your kid. Instead of worrying about cameras and holding your drink, your concentration should be 100% on your kid. Period.

The majority of people who have children are unfit to care for themselves let alone another human being (forced sterlization is a great thing).

Posted at 12:25AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Donna

44. did my eyes deceive me? did somebody that used the word neglection, which is in not a real word, and spell loser wrong call somebody else stupid?

Posted at 1:27AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by tony w.

45. whoops. changed the sentence and forgot to get rid of the in but I'm not the one pretending to be smarter than other people.

Posted at 1:33AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by tony w.

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