Train Wrecks
Celeb Mom Blunders -- Who's the Worst

Drug busts, legal wars and countless displays of nudity. Foreign incidents to some, just another average week for some famous Hollywood moms. But in a world of questionable parental decision-making, which celebrity could use a class in motherhood? TMZ tackles that burning question.



Anna Nicole Smith: She's got a bun in the oven, but Anna is no novice -- she's been a mother since 1987. Her son, Daniel, has endured his fair share of family drama with Anna. First, she was an exotic dancer, then a Playboy Playmate, she married a wrinkly oil tycoon 62 years her senior, and then entered a seemingly never-ending court battle over a vast fortune. If that wasn't enough, Daniel also put up with Anna's reality show on the E! channel, where her "odd" behavior, we think, must have left this seemingly well-adjusted kid wondering, "Why me?"

Britney Spears: The former sex symbol has had a difficult time transitioning into motherhood. The pop tart has become the posterchild for how not to transport your newborn, after a series of incidents that landed her on the radar of Child Services, though the agency found no wrongdoing on Brit's part. She's driven with her son on her lap, almost dropped the kid while walking in New York, and she's been caught on tape driving her convertible Mini with Sean facing forward. Britney is taking safety far more seriously these days, especially with the impending birth of her second child. The "Oops" star was recently spotted dropping -- no, not the baby -- $1,500 on child safety products at Babies "R" Us. Way to go Britney.

Courtney Love: Being the child of one the most important musical artists is hard enough, but being Courtney Love's kid -- wow. From her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to her latest legal problems, Courtney's life has been, well, interesting. All the while, her daughter, Frances Bean, has been in the eye of the storm. A 1992 Vanity Fair article quotes Love talking about her alleged heroin use during the first few months of her pregnancy. That got the attention of Child Services and Francis was removed from the home for a short time.

After the suicide of Cobain, Courtney seemed to straighten up, even glamming it up for a few years. But everything came crashing down in October, 2003, when she lost custody of Frances Bean yet again. While Child Protective Services did not release an official reason, we can only speculate that it had to do with Love's ongoing drug problems and regular appearances in criminal court. Love regained custody of Frances in January 2005. Lets hope for both their sakes Courtney can pull it together.



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, britney spears, BritneySpears, courtney love, CourtneyLove, disaster, frances bean cobain, FrancesBeanCobain, kurt cobain, KurtCobain, motherhood, worst

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46. To #1: I have 3 children and have NEVER almost dropped them!! Are you an idiot?!? That is not an everday occurance as you seem to be suggesting!!

Posted at 10:01AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by --

47. the picture of Courtney is NOT Courtney.

And they are all blonde, BLEACH BLONDE!

Posted at 10:46AM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Mary

48. britard didnt need to be holding her gin and tonic while holding sean,
her bodygaurd should of been holding the drink,
just maby she was a bit intoxicated.

Posted at 12:53PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by jane doe

49. oops, looks like some trailer trash sluts forgot to flush the toilet.

Posted at 12:54PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Albert Mansolilli

50. oKAY THIS IS MY SECOND COMMENT NOW... ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THING SERIOUSLY... THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT WITH BRITNEY.... INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THE MOMS LETS TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE DADS... I HAVE ONE NAME ONLY FOR YOU THEN LETS SEE WHO IS CONCERNED WITH BRITNEY...... WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON HANGIN HIS KID OFF A BALCONY ... FORGET THAT THE CARSEAT IS FACED THE WRONG WAY AND THAT SHE ALMOST DROPPED HIM... HES A CHUNKY LITTLE BABY AND SHES PREGNANT AND ITS BEEN HOT AS HELL THIS YEAR SO AGAIN LAY OFF OF HER AND FOCUS ON THE REAL PROBLEM

Posted at 5:11PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Ashley

51. You are seriously preaching that mothers that "drop" or ALMOST "drop" their child should be sent to child services! Get a grip people! I think child services time is better off spent on mothers that beat their children or never show them love! The people that are saying they never dropped or almost dropped a baby are complete LIARS!! It doesn't make you a bad parent, or even a distracted one - it's called being a HUMAN. If you aren't holding your children, then I guess you wouldn't be in those positions!! And in that case - YOU should be ashamed of yourself! and MR. "I HAVE A TWO MONTH OLD" - why don't you come back and talk to us when she actually has a mind of her own and starts to grab things while you walk by it!! What? Your going to strap the kids arms and legs to your body while you walk around - yeah, good luck with that!!! Better yet, how about when she's kicking and screaming and kicks you in the balls! I dare you to hold on to her while you drop to your knees! Make sure you don't have any pets around too - they have a habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time! You people are the reason that child services can't get to the REAL cases!!! When one of you drops you kid you'll feel awful - but it won't be the end of the world (HOPEFULLY) and you chalk it up to the bumps and bruises you get along the road of life. You people are insane to think that is some kind of abuse! The only ones saying they've never dropped or almost dropped a child - either DON"T HAVE ANY or they are too new a parent to know any better.... BTW - I have an 18 year old son going to HARVARD on a FULL ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP and I dropped him when he was a toddler, pitching a fit! I felt awful - and it taught him not to throw a tantrum in my arms. Get a grip people, or a good therapist for your child - cause they've certainly been denied the feeling of being in your arms!

Posted at 6:00PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by youpeoplearecrazy

52. Hey Matt, your baby's only two months old. Wait until she's older and more squirmy. See if you don't come close to dropping a wiggly six month old a time or two!!!!

Posted at 7:06PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by cameron

53. I AGREE WITH POST # 49. Those people who say that ALMOST tripping with a child is neglect is absolutely poppy cock. I have cats, dogs and let's not forget about toys that lie around just waiting to get tripped over. DAHHHH..... Let's follow you around with a camera and see how many mishaps you have over a 3 month period. None of these incidents came even close to costing a life ( thank God ) and Brittany has learned from these errors I am sure. ( if she didn't herself than her publicist for sure schooled her ) Anyway Anna and Courtney are the winners for the worst Mother award. There selfish acts had a direct effect on thier children. NIether one of them deserves to be a parent.

Posted at 7:11PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by the wise old owl

54. I agree with POST #1 - Brittany definitely needs some parenting skills, but almost dropping Sean Preston? Come ON people - it has happened to EVERY MOM!! You people calling her a bad mom over that? You need to get out more!! Do your children live in bubbles or cages? IN case you didn't know - that's child abuse!! If you don't hold your child - ITS ABUSE, and if you haven't had a blunder while carrying your child - then your pefect and should be studied in a lab and your children probably need a ton of therapy cause you SUCKED as a parent!

Posted at 7:33PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by yourkidsaremessedup!

55. The posting said Child Service has parenting classes nothing bout turning anyone over to them. Go ahead and make any excuse you want but if you can't hold on to your baby without "almost" dropping it, please get help. There's no shame in asking for help when you're in over your head. This is not excusing anyone of being a bad parent. It’s called taking responsibility and being a good parent because you’re getting help when you need it. If you have so many animals you’re tripping on them, you have other issues. There are training classes for animals as well.

Posted at 7:41PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by tootoomuch

56. #54, do you even have kids? Do you have any concept of raising kids in the real world? Settle down, and get a clue. Stuff happens. It doesn't mean that you're a bad parent or that you need parenting classes.

Posted at 7:45PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by cameron

57. Matt - dude - get a grip!!! and TOOTOOMUCH when you can control the ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT - come talk to a real parent, we'll be here to pick you up after you beat yourself over the head for fumbling your kid!!!! You people are INSANE!!! Lady with the kids with tails - someone needs to call social services on you! Matt, really, get out more, talk to friends that ACTUALLY HAVE KIDS - your headed for a rough road if you continue to live in a fantasy world where you can control everything!

Posted at 9:09PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by david

58. I work for child services - and I can't believe what some of these parents are saying.... #49 you are completely correct!!! I have a core of wonderful, loving, caring parents that I place truly ABUSED children with. There have been accidents!!! A typical toddler that wants his/her own way, will try anything to get it, including throwing themselves to the ground! That makes you a bad parent in need of parenting classes? Unless you plan on covering your child in bubble tape (which is abuse by the way) - you can't say you won't drop your child. This happens!!! Your a fool to think otherwise! Unfortunately, you can't control every move your child makes, even in your arms!!! And if you can train an animal to stay out of your way - you must be drugging it! (which is abuse too!)

Posted at 9:43PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by joaquin

59. How can you even put Britney in the same category? Coutrney had her daughter taken away from her, Anna is cracked out and can't even hold a conversation!

Britney is ALWAYS taking care of her son! I couldn't imagine have 50+ paparazzi's following me! The car seat is inexcusable... and I truly believe she learned from that mistake!

What about the other celebrities that have bad parenting mishaps in public... why not mention them? Such as BRAD PTT, taking Zahara on his bike w/out a helmet on her?

Posted at 9:29PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Lindsey

60. I'm a nurse in a local hospital and I can't believe what I am reading! What are you people talking about - you've never "almost" dropped your child! Do you control the world and everything in it? Or are you so busy watching your step that you can't do anything else! Mutli tasking is a part of parenthood - you can't possible watch everything that happens!!! I've had a few GREAT mothers come into the emergency room - even our DIRECTOR - because their child ended up falling from their arms. They are called accidents for a reason! No one means for them to happen! We aren't talking about someone THROWING their child! Ever dropped a glass and broken it???? ACCIDENTS HAPPEN and you can't possibly dictate your childs every move! In 20 years of emergency room work and 30 years as a parent I've never heard more crap than this! Do you people have friends? Better yet, do you have children? You couldn't possibly!!!! No good parent would agree with the crap spewing from your mouths! And no real person believes that they control the universe!!! Get a grip people, and let's hope when/if you ever drop your child, no one is there to snap a picture or call social services!! The guilt you feel will be enough!

Posted at 9:54PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by rhonda

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