Train Wrecks
Celeb Mom Blunders -- Who's the Worst

Drug busts, legal wars and countless displays of nudity. Foreign incidents to some, just another average week for some famous Hollywood moms. But in a world of questionable parental decision-making, which celebrity could use a class in motherhood? TMZ tackles that burning question.



Anna Nicole Smith: She's got a bun in the oven, but Anna is no novice -- she's been a mother since 1987. Her son, Daniel, has endured his fair share of family drama with Anna. First, she was an exotic dancer, then a Playboy Playmate, she married a wrinkly oil tycoon 62 years her senior, and then entered a seemingly never-ending court battle over a vast fortune. If that wasn't enough, Daniel also put up with Anna's reality show on the E! channel, where her "odd" behavior, we think, must have left this seemingly well-adjusted kid wondering, "Why me?"

Britney Spears: The former sex symbol has had a difficult time transitioning into motherhood. The pop tart has become the posterchild for how not to transport your newborn, after a series of incidents that landed her on the radar of Child Services, though the agency found no wrongdoing on Brit's part. She's driven with her son on her lap, almost dropped the kid while walking in New York, and she's been caught on tape driving her convertible Mini with Sean facing forward. Britney is taking safety far more seriously these days, especially with the impending birth of her second child. The "Oops" star was recently spotted dropping -- no, not the baby -- $1,500 on child safety products at Babies "R" Us. Way to go Britney.

Courtney Love: Being the child of one the most important musical artists is hard enough, but being Courtney Love's kid -- wow. From her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to her latest legal problems, Courtney's life has been, well, interesting. All the while, her daughter, Frances Bean, has been in the eye of the storm. A 1992 Vanity Fair article quotes Love talking about her alleged heroin use during the first few months of her pregnancy. That got the attention of Child Services and Francis was removed from the home for a short time.

After the suicide of Cobain, Courtney seemed to straighten up, even glamming it up for a few years. But everything came crashing down in October, 2003, when she lost custody of Frances Bean yet again. While Child Protective Services did not release an official reason, we can only speculate that it had to do with Love's ongoing drug problems and regular appearances in criminal court. Love regained custody of Frances in January 2005. Lets hope for both their sakes Courtney can pull it together.



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, britney spears, BritneySpears, courtney love, CourtneyLove, disaster, frances bean cobain, FrancesBeanCobain, kurt cobain, KurtCobain, motherhood, worst

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61. Also Britney didn't drop her child! The picture that tmz is showing... she tripped! Sean was still in her hands! When Sean DID fall, that was a nanny that was taking care of him!


To everyone who is talking about dropping their kids and to the "expert of parenting" Matt: RELAX! Nobody is a perfect parent, blondes, burnettes, red heads, etc. Whether you've dropped almost dropped, forgot to feed, let a dirty diaper go w/out changing it, hired the wrong babysitter..... it doesn't matter! As long as everyone learns from their mistakes and you're not purposly putting ur child in harms way.

I congratulate/applaud the women and men on here that admitted to their parenting mistakes! Lucky for all of you, it wasn't caught on tape, to be rubbed in your faces for the next 50 years.

Posted at 9:55PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by Lindsey

62. Exactly what kind of "help" are you talking about #53???? Do you mean from the county that you live in - TO FIX THE CRACKS IN THE STREET??? Must be nice to live in a world like yours - where everything and everyone is PERFECT???? Must be pretty lonely over there in PERFECTLAND. I feel bad for your kids - when they make a mistake - or have an "accident" do you tell them their bad and send them away? Didn't think so!! Take off the rose glasses and join the rest of society!

Posted at 10:01PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by what?

63. Lindsey -#59 - you are SO right - and I'm so glad you thought to thank those parents! It helps new parents to know - they aren't alone, and cant control their child's ENTIRE world!!! (as much as EVERY parent would love to!) It's good to point out too - Brittany didn't drop her child - but easily could have - lucky for her, she was able get her footing again! Some parents cant, and you hope it doesn't end with a trip to an emergency room or a child services investigation! It's nice to know that REAL people can tell the difference between PUTTING YOUR CHILD IN DANGER and an unfortunate accident!

Posted at 10:09PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by amen

64. let's give matt a break - its a nice view from that pedestal!!! We're laughing now Matt, but we won't be laughing when you fall off. Your a new parent - you have no idea what your in for!! Good luck buddy, we'll wait for you and gladly accept you when you join the "no parent is perfect" club. It's full - but we can make room for you.

Posted at 11:25PM on Sep 3rd 2006 by preacher'sson

65. I thought brad and angie baby was so ugly britney baby is running a race with them!

Posted at 4:12AM on Sep 4th 2006 by dee peterson

66. Poster #63.... I was reluctant to respond to your post, due to your horrendous english! However... I'm sorry to say this... but you're a f*cking idiot! Their BABIES! How could you have the audacity to make comments about the way a baby looks? I'm so not religious, but I pray that you're not a parent.. and that you will never have a child with facial deformities!
Britney's baby is cute, as are Shiloh, Maddox and Zahara!

Posted at 4:41AM on Sep 4th 2006 by Lindsey

67. hello, i'm a french girl, I'm 21 and I would like to meet american people ( sorry for my english!!) you can write to me to: blondienet@caramail.com. if you speak french it's better!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:54AM on Sep 4th 2006 by mylene

68. Ok, I'll give some of you the benefit of the doubt....I'll check back around a year from now and let you know what happened...i just dropped my coffee...

Posted at 12:07PM on Sep 4th 2006 by Matt

69. Matt, admitting that - already shows your good parent. Good Luck - parenting is full of dives and dips - but it's the most rewarding thing you'll ever do! We're here for ya!

Posted at 12:50PM on Sep 4th 2006 by patriotsfan

70. I read all of these posts yesterday, and shook my head - I wasn't sure who's side I should be on, but wasn't sure I agreed with people that I may "accidently" drop my 6 month old daughter.... Until this morning....... I was at the sink, holding my daughter - as I went to back up, my cat was directly behind me - and to my horror I lost my balance and crashed to the floor. My daughter wasn't hurt, thank GOD, but I sat there on the floor for about 20min crying! It wasn't the scariest thing I've ever had happen - the safest place for her SHOULD be in my arms - but I can't control everything and least of all GRAVITY. it was a shocker! I'm considering getting rid of the cat - just to eliminate that situation again.....I'm sure others will arise though, but the cat still has to go.

Posted at 12:56PM on Sep 4th 2006 by darla

71. I read all of these posts yesterday, and shook my head
- I wasn't sure
who's side I should be on, but wasn't sure I agreed with people that I
may "accidently" drop my 6 month old daughter.... Until this
morning....... I was at the sink, holding my daughter - as I went to
back up, my cat was directly behind me - and to my horror I lost my
balance and crashed to the floor. My daughter wasn't hurt, thank
GOD, but I sat there on the floor for about 20min crying! It was
the scariest thing I've ever had happen - the safest place for her
SHOULD be in my arms - but I can't control everything and least of
all GRAVITY. it was a shocker! I'm considering getting rid of the
cat - just to eliminate that situation again.....I'm sure others will
arise though, but the cat still has to go - my sister is taking it to her house!

Posted at 12:59PM on Sep 4th 2006 by darla

72. You people are defending dropping your babies? Somethings just wrong with that. My mom raised 5 kids without dropping any of us. Ok a near miss is one thing but dropping a baby????

Posted at 1:14PM on Sep 4th 2006 by speakup

73. #68 - you were DEFINITELY dropped - and OBVIOUSLY childless - let's hope it stays that way - TIL YOU GROW UP

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 4th 2006 by yourfucked

74. maybe you should talk to your mom more often #68 - your post makes no sense!

Posted at 1:31PM on Sep 4th 2006 by imagreatmom

75. I meant to explain that dent in your head....... you didn't need stitches - so get over it!

Posted at 1:40PM on Sep 4th 2006 by Iamspeakupsmom

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