TMZ Music:In Modern Time, Simpson Can't Keep Up

When CD sales figures come in next week, the true state of the culture of music will emerge. Those figures will be disappointment to many, but to pop princess and weekly mag queen Jessica Simpson they may be down right devastating.

Simpson's "A Public Affair" stood at No. 52 last night on Amazon.com, well below the still-unreleased albums of the fan-petitioned Beyoncé or the harshly criticized Justin Timberlake.

If MySpace's announcement today was not enough to convince the public that the music biz's old school marketing machine has completely lost its relevance, it may be, in the end, the Hollywood credo that does the trick-- that being: The numbers never lie.

It should also be noted that fellow tabloid baby Paris Hilton's new album resides currently at #95 on that list.

It is nothing new to hear that the face of music has changed-- the public has known that for years. The difference is that today the same public is now also demanding more. Definitions in this day and age seem to change almost overnight (sorry Pluto) and it now it seems as though the public is demanding a change in the definition of an artist as well. Of course, Amazon isn't the only reference point for sales of pop CDs, but it is a good measure of consumer interest.

In case you were wondering. Firmly lodged at #1 on the list: Bob Dylan's 'Modern Times'.

Tags: beyonce, bob dylan, BobDylan, charts, jessica simpson, JessicaSimpson, justin timberlake, JustinTimberlake, music, myspace, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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1. Not my problem that nobody wants to buy any skank whore bitch's record cuz they are in the damn magazines too much!! Which make me sick in my stomach that I hear about Paris or Jessica every damn day! Please don't talk about them which I am gonna puke so bad that I am gonna fart and sh*t at the same time! I don't personally buy any blonde bimbo record or hold any except Madonna which she is only the blonde bitch that have greater talent than any blonde bitch except christina aguilera!!! So enough with this sh*t so hope they fall off the chart in a month and we can go on with our life and forget everything about what they sing!!! Hope they crawl and died cuz they been with every guy and breaking up too much so I don't know if they got STDS or sh*t!!

Posted at 6:05AM on Sep 6th 2006 by Ralphie Ralph

2. Please don't mention them so much as I wanna fart and sh*t and puke at the same time as I don't wanna buy no dumb skank blonde bimbo's records except madonna which she has greater talent than any bitch who sleep and break up too much except christina aguilera!!!! So i don't give a mutheringf#$%ing what they sing or backstab any of their friends or exlovers so it so pathetic that they are doing it!!! I am getting so sick as I wanna shoot myself and blame them!!

Posted at 6:07AM on Sep 6th 2006 by Ralphie Ralph