Lindsay's Photog-Friendly Fire

Lindsay Lohan showed the entire world yesterday what Brandon Davis has been dining out on (metaphorically speaking, of course) for months. As she exited a boat on the canals of Venice at the film festival there, she gave assembled photographers a presumably unintended show of that famous "flaming" part of her anatomy. (Being a family publication, we can't show you the real goods; for that privilege, you may want to click over to our friend Perez Hilton.)

Of course, this latest incident of Lohan-exposure begs the question: Were the paparazzi being pervy sleazebags by honing their lenses in on this particularly less-than-ladylike moment? Or should Lindsay have known better than to wear a long hike-up-prone dress without underwear?





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31. Lindsay's p***y looks like she has or had an std. it looks like one of the pics from sex ed.
P.S. she is nasty for not wearing underwear, her crotch was probably on fire and she needed some air.

Posted at 1:55PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Lindsay Hater

32. I have a question for you TMZ, and I dont know where else to put it except here with Lohan.

I havent read anything about Ms. Hilton in a couple of days....I am very thankful of that, but I also need to point out the fact that there has been NO NEGATIVE POSTINGS about her horrid album!! Why is that TMZ? I want the truth. You write all these negative stories about Ms. Lohan (i have switched to the dark side so dont say im playing favorites), and yet I have not read one story about Hiltons album sales.

I know all you regulars have noticed this trend too. Its all peaches for Ms. Hilton on TMZ, even when all the readers detest the rodent! (Except for out 12 year old Hayley, who is in love with the witch) I am under the impression that Paris is on your payroll, and if this is the case, I need your help TMZ readers. I want to find a site that ISNT PRO HILTON! A site that shows her for what she really is. A site where the stories go hand in hand with what the readers want.

I know I am ranting, but c'mon. Its just not fair!!

I WANT ANSWERS!!!

Readers, please feel free to throw your suggestions and answers my way. Im really getting sick of this site. I come here because I love juicy gossip, but Im tired of this same old bullshit. TIME TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF PARIS' ASS TMZ!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Tara

33. We know you don't wear panties, B, but since you're a guy, that's a GOOD thing!

Looks like Lindsay really is a firecrotch - did you see how it burned down the bush??

Posted at 2:06PM on Sep 6th 2006 by ManBearPig Hunter

34. So B are you shaved, mohawked, or bushman?

Posted at 2:00PM on Sep 6th 2006 by I speak Bachi

35. TMZ...get some class. Obviously photoshopped, probably by a Paris leach, like you. You might be trying to make Lohan look bad but in reality you are making people defend her. Guess it backfired huh? Asshole.

Posted at 2:04PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Julie

36. And # 20 I agree!! It's time to move on to a site that isn't kissing Hilton slimy a**.

Posted at 2:06PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Julie

37. Her fire is all shave off!?!!? Not fair Lindsay. I want to see the Fire. Now that would be something.

Posted at 2:06PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Tucson

38. OMG - TMZ is turning so sleezy! You guys are making me want to avoid your site. I'm viewing you less and less everyday. Some advice, you're going to lose a lot of credibility by printing crap like this.

Posted at 2:14PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Lea

39. And who are these people that are so angry on this website. Get a life man.

Posted at 2:18PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Lea

40. Ok whatever it is that's hanging there in that picture is not shape correctly unless she's like a 70 years old women. It certainly doesn't look real. If it is "real" she has sag issues.

This is not meant as a dis, I think she’s got spunk and the guy that started this FC crap is an asshole. But if the picture is real she's going to need one of those vaginal lifts or something, soon.

Posted at 2:17PM on Sep 6th 2006 by ZapZip

41. Seriously...she deserves it, wearing a short dress and no underwear? Who, besides Paris Hilton, does that? Is this the new fashion trend?
I don't think it's fake...some pics I have taken with my camera appear to have my friend's legs different shades, ect, because of the lighting..I think it's totally real!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Sep 6th 2006 by hot Tea

42. Haha...I'm still laughing Bachi! #21 is so funny!

Posted at 2:20PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Katie G

43. TMZ , you have serious issues....

not only is that pic fake.....the comment that Brandon Davis has been dining on 'that' is just ridiculous!

bored, sad, sorry ass people of TMZ, Perez Hilton....etc...

Keep your chin up Lohan!!....TMZ/Paris weekly attacks on you are showing who really are the LOSERS !

nice album sales Paris !!!ha ha ha---go back to your day job...oh yah...you don't have one !

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 6th 2006 by smakin

44. Come on folks. These poor celebs can't win for losing. If she wore panties, then people would berate her for underwear lines (which is a whole soapbox of it's own -- aren't we supposed to wear underwear??).

So they go out without it. And then, to top things off, every angle of every movement is photographed.

Paparazzi: LEAVE THESE KIDS ALONE!!!

Posted at 8:16PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Debi Piccus

45. ======
= This is for you that's looking for that website that don't kiss no Parasite a**. D-Listed! They're pretty good!

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 6th 2006 by yeah right

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